If You Want Me to be Honest

Did I Say That Out Loud

April & Cindy

Okay, so clearly no one stopped us after episode one, so welcome back to, if you want me to be honest. My name is Cindy and this is April. we survived our first episode. It's shocking. Nobody sued us and I think I only got maybe one or two texts from my family. What about you? None. Did your family enjoy it? My daughter listened and thought it was funny. Okay. That's good. That's good. I made everybody listen and watch the video. The video was a little too much for me, I'll be honest with you. I thought it was great. Yeah. We'll see. Hopefully this is a little better. You'll notice that we've got a better background. We stepped it up a scale compared to our very first funeral home. Setting'cause that's what it reminded me of. the title today is, did I say that out loud? And it's really about how we should keep our mouth shut probably. Or things other people should keep to themselves. Can I just tell you? Oh no. Speaking of that. Mom, please forgive me. Oh, here we go. But my sister and I went to work out at the gym. Okay. And before anybody says anything. Yes, I'm actually working out. Okay. Oh my God. But anyway, so she calls Kim when we're done. So I think. I'm gonna be funny and answer the phone so that she thinks that it's Kim answering. I answer of course. And you had to hear her. Of course. At first she was confused and then we were talking, everything was fine and she said, oh, what are you two doing together? I said, you know, I'm gonna be going out of town shortly and I gotta lose some of this weight and she said, then you better get on that shot. Oh my. She talking about Ozempic. You better get on that shot. Okay, so just so everybody knows, I'm not on the shot, but I am taking Tirzepatide to try and help and cheat, it's a cheat. I don't give a shit. I'll tell you the truth. It's a cheat, but who? Those are things you should not say out loud. Let's be real. So we need your mom on here. Oh God, I'm scared of that. I already told her ass too and used it as a threat. See it doesn't bother me because your mom's always so sweet to me and tells me how much she loves me and loves my daughter. She does. She wishes you were her daughter. Okay. Yeah. What can we say? She said I'm her favorite. Yes, I know. She tells me that every time I talk to her. Yeah. So your mother called you fat. That's okay. And now you did too. So your mom did. Your mom. Oh, and just so you know about this bitch, the reason I'm wearing black is because why? Because I told her, don't wear white fat. People don't wear white or tight clothes. It reminds me of like the first rule of fight club. Don't talk about fight club. First rule about fat girl club. Fat girls, like thicker clothes a little bit to hide it. Darker clothes. Look, I even got my sleeves down, like I not a tank top. She was straight. It's all black. I mean, no one could see her down there, but she's wearing black. You don't wanna see down there, trust me. But I had to teach her, fat girl rules. She doesn't know that she's new to this. You knew. I am. I am so new to it. Okay. It's very depressing. I'm not gonna lie to you. It hasn't bothered me not one day. I know. You're loving it. You're like, get fat bitch. Eat Culvers What kind of friend does that shit? Okay. Exactly. You know, I was hungry. I forgot my sandwich at home. I needed my lunch. I got me a little burger and I, what did I say? What about your sandwich? Anyway there I could have made a salad. I could have argued, hold on. Someone where we got lunch at said she was fat. Because they gave her only one piece of bread. Okay. Okay. They gave her no top of her sandwich, no bread of all bread on top. That's Culver's telling me, cut the carbs, bitch. Hell, that's not me. I didn't say, but I'll take one bun like some people do. All you know them. Real hardcore workout girls are. Yes. They're like, I'll go without butt. That's why I said it to help you bitch. But her fat ass ate the fries. I used the fries as the extra bun what you talking about. I did. I did. I mean, it was delicious. I'm just gonna have to work out extra hard tonight. Extra 30 minutes. Ugh. But I think I'm gonna join that gym just for the tanning. I haven't seen the tanning area yet. I might get on the treadmill a little bit, but yeah, it really don't bother me. I'm old. I'm tired. I don't give a shit. I feel the same way, but, and then I look in the mirror and I'm like don't look in the mirror. I wish they had a filter on this. If you notice, I haven't put on any makeup today. I don't wear makeup, but I do see grays some more, but it's fine again with the fucking gray. I'm just noticing it here. I don't notice it because I don't look in the mirror. I told your ass. Rule two, fat girl etiquette. We're gonna come up with a name with this. We're gonna patent that shit. Fat girl etiquette. Start coming out with t-shirts. By the way, this is my coaching shirt. From when I coached Cheer fat girl besties. When in doubt, coach your heart out. It is gonna be, when in doubt, shit it out. That's how you get skinny. That's disgusting. Okay. I know it's disgusting, but maybe that's why I'm not skinny. You don't shit enough. No. Okay, we're off track again. The title of this is, did I Say that out loud? She just said a hundred things She shouldn't have said out loud. Obviously, I don't have a problem with that. I won't regret it. I will think about it. You'll overanalyze it. You'll be like, oh my God, do we really say that? But I don't care. As long as we're funny, I don't care. Makes me laugh. I mean, we're funny to each other. We've been saying this for a while. We hope we don't get it. Hope you guys think. Yeah. Oh, so exciting news for us. Actually only being the second episode. We hit a goal. We got 14 downloads. In only a couple days. That's, I think, amazing. Yeah. I mean, 14 of'em are probably all my kids. All right. I have one. I mean, I got 14 kids. She's right. Pretty much 14 kids. Yeah. Yeah. There's 14 people in your family. Immediate family. That's rude. She has a giant family. That's, yes, it's, you have a very large extended family. Yeah. It's too many to count. That's another, that's for another episode too. That's 15 episodes. Anyway, we just got done working, we wanted to make your day better. I don't even know why I live in Florida. I can't stand the heat. It's 98 degrees out. She likes it. I hate it. You already tried to leave. Claim you were leaving me. Yeah, that's true. I'll just stalk you. Yeah I don't like the heat. Podcast will be on Zoom calls, just so you know, at that point if she leaves, which I think is crazy. I don't, that's one thing I don't understand about it's fine to zoom in some celebs. Stuff like that. We'll have some celebrities, but hey guys, what celebrities wanna come see us and hang out for the day, although we're fun and exciting it. Yeah, I mean, we funnel beer. They'll fit right here. Oh, there's plenty of room. Yeah. Come on in. I like our new background. Thanks buddy. I think we've stepped it up, even though she calls me bougie. She is bougie. She's bougie, we're told different. Obviously I'm not bougie. You're trying to get me attacked online. She's not bougie. People will be like, bougie bitch. It's true. It's true. So I guess we, say things a lot where we shouldn't be saying out loud. Let's talk about a time that you feel like you've done that. Every day. Day. I was gonna say day. If we recounted it's accidents. Okay. Like the time that you, I just shouldn't even probably bring it up. I say stuff all the time. I shouldn't say Yeah. Like when you tell people that they're idiots. Yeah. Don't be an idiot. I say it a lot. I even call myself an idiot sometimes. Yes, it's fine. Yes. It's fine. They understand. My daughter doesn't. Your daughter's a little different. You're so mean. Yeah. Mean, come on. You're an idiot. You're an idiot. You're an idiot. I can't help it. You do idiot things. You get called an idiot. Oh, that's true. That is true. But how about when you tell somebody that their brain's going, clickety clackity. Clickety clack me. That means there's nothing inside and it's empty. And the it's going. Clickety clack. Clickety clack.'cause it's like a. Bell in there or a little brain going, Jesus Christ. Just a little brain going, clicky clack. I only told one person that is the truth. But you thought it about a lot. Oh, lots of people. Yeah. Yeah. Cl pay attention to the face expressions. That's when you know she really being honest. That's the problem though. My face expressions. I don't know how to, my problem is I don't know how to. Not just wear it, just not react. Not, yes. Not wear it. Yeah. Like when somebody says something, it's all over my face. My thought, Kim, the same way. Yeah. I mean, I guess I do, I'm, I guess I'm very similar with that, but you guys are like, somebody says, oh, look at the sun. You're like, sun. Yeah. But you're very patient and nice. I am. See, I know a lot of people, which is weird. You should be not the nice one. I. I get perceived as the, not the nice one though, because I have resting bitch face. Yes, but your, you're always reactions are nice. Hey, welcome to Starbucks. Until they say something, whereas it's me, I'm like I'm that, you know, on Snapchat when you do the filter, it's the grumpy face. No, the grumpy face looks like they have balls on their cheek. That's her. That's her. That's me. Yeah. It is what it is. That is my face. I also need to practice, not, saying everything that I think right away. Like I don't know how to make my mind stop first and think, I have lots of people tell me that and I don't know how to do it because. My first thing I thought ain't, oh, hold on. Let me think about this. My first thought is whatever the F gets on, what did you just say? Yeah. Yeah. And I, that's your thought. Yeah. And I don't know how to make my thought stop to process. Yes. It just flies out and then I'm like, damn. At the time I am not like, damn, I feel like I am. Validated what I'm doing and saying that I think that is, yeah. But then later it bothers me. I'm like, oh man, I could have said that different or done that different then I feel bad. Ugh. It's it just, I shouldn't feel bad, just that's who I am. So they think you're a bitch anyway. Why would you? Yeah. I mean, you done said it. Yes. And if the perception. Yeah. Even at work, I walk in, they're like, oh, welcome back I said, you guys are lying. They're lying like a mood stop. They're like, we miss your mind. No, stop. I like when I get that morning sunshine bitch. It's lies you. I think it's reverse psychology. Yes. That's a hundred percent what that is. Yeah. They think that if they start off really nice with us and sun shiny and happy that we're gonna be that way. No bitch. Yeah. You got us wrong. Yeah. You know, but that's a different episode that you'll find out all about these people. We work with our old jobs. Our old jobs. Our old jobs. You know these people from back in the day. Yes. When we were young. Yeah. Nobody we know currently. No, never would we talk about that. So this is gonna be an exciting weekend. We got Memorial Day weekend coming. Yep. It's gonna be fun. Yep. We will, have my nephew's birthday party Yep. On Saturday. That'll be a good time. I gotta bring him something fun. Mm-hmm. That should be, that should be an exciting day. Yeah. Full of celebration. Yes. We'll have some drinks float in the pool, I hope. Flip cup no beach is my favorite. I don't know why I like it so much. Oh, so I told Kim what she gotta step it up this time. What do you mean no more Is she allowed to sit back? She gotta be joined in. Oh yeah. I mean, yes. Now that you know, my niece in-law, niece in-law, yep. Is expecting. So unfortunately she can't be your partner on your team anymore. Yeah. Sucks My partner. I know. I love, I love playing Flip Cup with her. I know, but you get Kim and Yep. And Cam. At least Kim curses me out too I know. Same with Em. It's the same. It don't matter. They both curse me out. I know. It's the same no matter what. It's, it's fun though. I curse. I get people, I get worked up. I know they suck. I'm sure the boys will put it live, stream it. That's always fun. Yes. I have to, yeah. You know, focus on what I'm saying because I'm on blast. Oh, for sure. That's when you really gotta worry about, did I say that out loud and its constant with me. Especially if I'm drinking. Mm. Mark told me don't embarrass the family. Well then why'd we start this podcast? Yeah. He said Don't embarrass the family. No, that's too late. You worried about me? Shouldn't have married us. He must have forgot about, must have forgot about his house. I said, don't worry about me. I got this family. My, I'm whats carrying it every day. You're welcome. Thank you. He was in the middle of talking to me yesterday and I started whistling and he said, are you whistling while I'm telling you something? And I was like, oh, I thought you were done. It's just like he was complaining and I was like, like, oh, that's, I ain't got time for it. Shut your face, you didn't, and he's, I said, no. I thought we were done. Sorry, babe. No, shut up. Shut up. I'm trying to right you not talking. I, I mean, I can bitch in this relationship, right. Anyway. Well, but that this weekend will be good. Yes. We'll be able to do that. And Yep. Hang out with everybody. Swim. Yeah. Have a couple drinks. Well, you might have to have a dd. I have a dd. Oh, that's right, Mark. He's my DD now. That's true. Yeah. Drop me off. Pick me up. I'm probably gonna have to spend the night. Yeah. I don't have a dd. You're staying the night. Yeah. You're, or I'll have to take you home. Not me, but Mark. Mark will have to drive us both. And Scott. Yeah, well definitely Scott. 12 o'clock I think is when we're doing it, so, oh, at 12, so I gotta send a text out. Sorry, I'm always last minute. Yeah, she's very slow about that. I'll complain every day until she does it as long as I go. I don't really care long as I'm invited. That's true. Yeah. I can wear my famous g-string bathing suit. Okay, well let's go ahead and bust that into this conversation now. Everybody knows the rules. We're gonna go over the rules. So we, we talked about the Fat Girl Club rules. Yes. There's only two rules to that. If you wanna be our friend, you wanna be our friend Yeah. And hang out with us. Yeah. There's certain restrictions. Yeah. And I'll send you links. Mm-hmm. Yeah. We actually have some Amazon Yeah. Links that you know, if you're interested to party and hang out with us. Yeah. Send us a photo first. Of what you look like.'cause we'll tell you if you fall into that. Yeah, yeah. You ain't coming. I'm not real judgmental, but I am judgmental. You ain't coming If you cute. I'm only, I'm only judgmental if you Good looking. We only invite our daughters'cause we have to.'cause they're cute. Oh, they would not? Yeah. Now, just so everybody's aware, I did not participate in the rule making, first of all.'cause I wear whatever the fuck I want. But. I agreed with the rules. That's, that's the key. And what's the first rule? the most important rule is what you wear. Right. That's very dress code. Very important dress code. And I've sent pictures to everyone that wants to come of what they're allowed to wear. I wish I had a picture right now to show you. I'm gonna, I'm gonna point, I mean, I'm gonna put one up. So go ahead and point like this. Okay? You're gonna see it. I'm gonna put a clip in there and when you see it, this is my rule and you gotta wear a certain bathing suit. Or don't come. Oh no, it's not a bathing suit. Don't let her mislead you into thinking. It's a bathing. What is it? It's a full body wetsuit. What divers wear? Well, it has the face. It's all you can see This is the amount of skin you're allowed to show. Okay? It is a full on. Oh, you can have your fingers free. Yeah. And your feet. I'm not, well, I'm not a monster. One of our friends got. I think so many ant bites. She got allergic. Like she thought this bitch thought, she thought she got in poison ivy. I said, I watched you drunk standing in the ant pile and you were wiping'em off. And I'm like, you're in a ant pile. But she didn't remember it. She, and she didn't move. She just kept, Aw man. She's slightly part of the reason why we put a few rules into effect. She's. Because we started bringing Right, right. Because she's too cute. She's too cute. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So we, um, we started rules with our friendship. Yeah. Not with our friend, with our friend group. It goes back to like the fat girl rules. Yeah. You know, fat club. I'm learning. Everybody has a learning curve. I'm a professional. Okay. No, she is not, but I'm just saying, you know, it's, it's. Some things we need to learn and skinny bitches need to learn. When you're cute, there's certain roles to be hanging out or don't be our friend, it's fine. Well, I mean, you can be our friend. Maybe just don't show up to holidays. Yeah. That involve a bikini. Yes. You're our winter friend. Yes. I send them pictures and links for them to buy a bathing suit. Very helpful. And some of'em were stylish and they're very helpful. I think they, I, what's the problem? I'm trying to help them. I, I know. You're welcome. How many times I gotta say you're welcome to people? Okay. Y'all are welcome. They're welcome. Well, I think you really, our husbands were welcome because it saved their lives, their eyes, their eyeballs. Yeah, they're welcome. Right? Yeah. So technically these, um, outfits, um, swimsuits, they're still swim, like swim. They swimsuits, swim in them, swim. They're swimsuits. Okay. If you Google it, it's a swimsuit. It's just what's the problem? The only part of your body showing is your face. That's only I need to know who you are. That's all that matters It's like a seal. Yes. Yeah. Yeah, and I can wear what I want. Yeah. I mean, I, I didn't see a big deal. No. So she was smart though. Why? Because you gave her these rules. She decided to show up at night. When no bikinis are worn. Oh, great. Smart. Perfect. Perfect for me. Smart. This is why she's still our friend today. Yes. She, she knew. She know, and she knows who she is. And you know what's so funny is the, the people I send it to when they first want to come hang out with us. Yeah. They're like, think I'm real serious. Which I'm serious, but I'm not. I mean, I wouldn't go that dramatic. But hey, I would appreciate it if you did it. I would appreciate if you did it, but you know. Serious. I wish somebody would do it serious one time, just once. I like a little banter. Yeah. I'm not trying to have some Well, not submissive friends. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it is funny. Submissive. Yeah. But yeah, I think it's hilarious. Like if somebody showed up, I don't understand. I, I think I'm gonna end up having to do it. That's me and you do it. That would be so amazing because we follow our own rules ex and show them. And show them the real live look like idiots, the real live examples. Yeah, they're welcome. Yeah. We're saving your husbands well. We'd be saving them from another, we don't want them to get blind because they're different than in bikinis or thongs. Yeah. Their eyes are destroyed. Yeah. So, yeah, it's, you're welcome. You know what? I'm getting punished. Do you want me to tell you why? Because I've been this rule for so many years. Yeah. And look what I created now. Everybody wants to wear a thong in front of you and your man. I wish is what I feel like they would, don't get me all heated up now, but I mean, think about it. So as we invited people over the years, the newer people, I just said, Hey, it's just like Halloween parties, all of it. Oh my god, damn. You can't dress like a whore for Halloween or you can't come. I remember the one girl dressed like a whore for Halloween and come to my house on Halloween. Was that me? I a couple times, but that's not the one I was wondering. No. Is that me? No. It's that other bitch that we don't mention. Mm-hmm. She know who she is. Mm-hmm. And she wore it anyway, so that's why she's, that was my fault, not cool. Because you told her she could, well, no, because I was dressing cute. I think she felt like she could Oh, yeah. Wrong. There's a difference. Okay. I do what I want. Yeah. So they have, we have, I have rules. You go to the beach with us before the July. Oh, it's definitely you. Yeah. Don't come. I mean, we have 30 people there. You ain't gotta be the one with a little string up your ass. I don't wanna see it. Nobody wants to see it, and my man don't wanna see it. Right? Yep. Yep. We're celebrating Saturday, his birthday, my nephew's birthday. We're gonna go ahead and, and send out a mass text Yeah. Shoot it out to all of them. To let them know that this includes your friends. Yeah. Like there's are people that. That they can wear. They could wear Capris. Yeah. Or the coverups. Yeah. Like solid, not sheer. See through. Yeah. And when you get in and out of the pool, you just take it off as you get in and put it back on when you get out. Yeah. Like get out fast. Cover up. Yeah. Don't be stupid and linger. You do that on purpose and I see the shit a mile away. You know, it's comical though. I'm going, lemme be honest with y'all. None of these cute girls want our come on. Why were they with their old as shit and poor? And I mean, marry rich. We love them. Yes, of course. They love them and they're handsome to us. And a I just adore my husband in case he's listening. Um. But really, I mean these little 23-year-old, it's not that unless they're looking at him like sugar daddies. No, it's not that for me. Yeah, it's not that I think they want him, right? It's his, his once his eyes. See that, if you think about that and you better, I just wanna rip his brain right out, crush it up, put it back. Don't even think about it like as if you've never seen it. I mean, he is never seen it blinded by the light. They think that this is why they think I just we're perfect. I mean, you wanna know the truth? Why, why we've had a successful marriage for over 30 years. Secret. This is the secret ladies, and I want you to listen really closely. This isn't a joke, okay? I'm being dead serious right now. I'm, I'm I, I'm, I probably agree. Let's go. Don't allow them to see shit. Mm-hmm. And do shit, right? Mm-hmm. You limit. Their knowledge. I got a, I got a, I got a wording for this. Men only do what you allow them to do. Just like children, they do what you allow them to do. A hundred percent. If you allow them to go to strip clubs or you allow them to check out girls. Yeah, that wouldn't work out for me. I, yeah, I did. My husband can't even watch certain channel. That's why you and I are. I know. Okay. Fucking Disney Channel at all times. Dora Dora the Explorer. Oh God. He going to get us for this one. Yeah. I don't care. He knows. He closes his eyes. You gonna watch it? I, I just look over now. His eyes are closed. That that's It's the truth. That's the truth. He's such a good man. You better close his eyes. Scott just looks at me anymore and is like, shut up. Really? You gonna start trying to do that now? No, I did it in the beginning Okay. But you know, yeah, I've done it from the beginning. That's what I'm saying. So now he just comes. That's why we're opposite. He'll fast forward when it comes to that stuff. He knows, just like you said, children are gonna do what you allow'em to do. I allowed them to do a lot. A lot. You allow, yeah. You allowed your kids to do a lot. But they're all good kids now. Yeah. I mean, they were then, don't get me wrong. Oh yeah. Why would they? You guys will learn about my kids. All 55 of'em. They're fun. They're amazing. They for sure, every one of them, for sure. Matter of fact, Gabby's my kid, well, you raised her. That's obvious. Brina, she like to Haw is more my kid. She likes to do things, not Brina. I know Brina likes to party with me, likes to wear sim back when I was skinny, like to wear similar clothing, like I like mm-hmm. Yeah, I can't buy her any clothes. Liked makeup, like I like, oh, I mean, I know you can't tell right now, but still, yeah. She's not bougie, so. Well, I had to think about that. Just so you know, that dead air was actually, if you're not able to watch this and you're listening to this, I want everyone to know this. That dead air was not like a edit. Okay. Yeah. That was literally Cindy thinking, thinking, Hey, I did it. I thought for a second. Aren't you proud me? I thought I smelled something too little. Something burning. I know you thought before you spoke. She's not, she is not bougie. You didn't wanna say it out loud? No, I just, I, I had to think about my answer. I'm trying to learn that. I told you. I'm proud of you. See. You blew your knee out at volley, remember that? I did. I did. I needed surgery. That was crazy. That's why I don't do sport. This is exactly why I don't work out, do sports. Who does that shit? Dude, I was trying to slam it in your face. I know you are. That was a good time. That was good. Yeah. You did try. That was, that was actually, I tried to jump up and hit Spike. Spike, yeah. Spike it down on me and then I landed in the sand. That's what you get. And then I had ice on my knee for the rest of the weekend, but I still had fun. Yeah. No, no. That was good. I know, I know. Well, I didn't think you were injured that bad. I thought you were just being a wuss dude. Oh, I knew I was injured. I was like, come on, grow. up I wobbled for a year. Remember when you said, can you stop walking like that? Like a old person when your knees get Yeah. Cranked. Yeah. Then I had surgery and I'm better now. I know. Now you're probably got better knees than I do Maybe. Anyway, we had fun there. Yeah. Um, bonfires, they had a pool, so we swam. Yeah. Cooled off.'cause so we used to rent out every cabin there. Every cab. Yes. No, for real. Like I think we'd have anywhere between 30 to 45 people for sure. We took over the whole place. Yeah. We would invite the people that we work with. They're with, they're welcome. We suli, we are What kept that place in business? I think, I mean, at one point they were giving us. Buy two nights, get the third night free, because we went so many times. Yeah. Not anymore. Somebody got us banned. The story is we're banned, but we're not really banned. We can go, we just can't go into her name. So it's because every year you put it under your name for all the cabins. Well, so now we're gonna have to go each year and put It was mainly because of my kids. Well, when we were playing volleyball, we were all cursing real a a lot us. We were cursing a lot. We were having a good time. But I mean, it's Memorial Day weekend, you're coming to a campground. Yeah. I think it was a little, I mean, everybody that was around us was. Everybody we invited anyway, except for like one or two groups. Yeah. That's why I think it was more and they narced us out and have cry babies, whatever. Dude. They were just not, sorry. You have minor children that mine were listening to it. That's true. They might have been saying it too. They were part of it. But anyway. No, you're right. Mm-hmm. You're right. They were a part of the volleyball and stuff, but you're right. Yeah, it was fun. Every year we went. The kids miss it. They say it every year. Oh God, why don't we go, why don't we go? They just asked me again this year. Oh my. Why didn't we go back? I said, no, I'm not paying that kind of money to rent out something that isn't the same. Yeah, they got big cabins now and they're like two something a night. I can go get a home top. They're not even cabins, they're trailers. Calm down people. Yeah, they got mobile homes out there. They're tiny They're small. They're beautiful. They're small though. Their bedrooms are, they are a bed. That's it. I would do it if they didn't have so many rules. Like they put rules in place of us. Remember they bougie on us. They did. They did. We're trailer park. They went bougie. We can't go back. That's a hundred percent true. The one year we went, um. We used to be able to bring ATVs out there or remember that bikes, all that stuff. And then because one of our friends, so-called friends, um, brought his ATV and the dirt bikes and rode'em at night when they got drunk, that was a problem. Okay. And we know that's not safe. So, uh, before everybody starts slamming Yeah, we know and we don't recommend it. We learned. We absolutely, they learned. Well they learned'cause we got banned for the next year. Remember they said no ATVs. Yeah, no. You know, that kind kind of stuff. Each year they change the rules because of us. Yeah. No more fires. I know. And that's because of your husband. Well, come on. All right. It was'cause of him. He burnt the cables up. For the whole cable tv. That was awesome. But okay, first of all, it looked like a fire was in that spot already. That's why he put it there. Yeah. But he caused a muck fire. Okay. But if fire's a fire, you shouldn't have cables under the fire spot. Uh, and you shouldn't have'em that. So the whole should have been buried deeper. All gated community homes bougie, all the cable went out. And then our old boss narced out who did it. Okay. Mm-hmm. That cabin number 15. And he knows who he is mm-hmm. In case he ever listens to this episode. Yeah. But you probably will.'cause you gonna know we gonna be talking about his ass Yep. Well, for sure but okay, we had to move the fire. It's no big deal. But anyway, we're gonna have fun this weekend. Yes, yes, we are. We're gonna have a blast this weekend. Mm-hmm. We're also going to make sure that we celebrate the true meaning to Memorial Day. Yes, absolutely. You know, remember, remember all of those who have, you know, sacrificed their lives for us. Absolutely. And our freedom, and for this amazing country. So we just want everybody to know, have a great and happy, um, holiday and safe. Yep. Yep. Weekend. Um, and we hope you enjoyed this episode. Uh, we definitely, obviously did. Definitely. Yes. Have a great weekend. Like follow? Yes. Look forward to you guys. 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