Too Honest for Our Own Good

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Welcome back to, If You Want Me To Be Honest. The show where we keep it realer than a group chat and messier than our last relationship. Oh, mm. Yeah. Well, I'm April and this is Cindy. And if you've made it to listening to this episode, which is episode three, well then it's too late to turn back. Is it ma'am? Honestly, probably too late. You're addicted. It is about being too honest for our own good. And it sums up our relationship. Yeah. Well, our lives, our who we are. Yes. A hundred percent yes. It's the tell, tell tale sign, I think is how that goes. Tell, tell tale. Tell, tell, tell, tell, tell. It's who we are. Okay. We're too honest for our own good. Many times brutally. Yeah, well, many times I have been in my relationships and work, I have multiple situations where I've been a little too honest that has caused people to maybe not block your ass. Okay. Calm down. They're not blocking me. Oh, okay. They're just not, it's a bit awkward, let's say. Okay. When I resee them now I've mended a lot of those friendships. God, you had a lot. Oh, it happens often. Very often. Often, yeah. Not for you. No, because you're perfect. You got that shit right. Holy shit. On that note, let me drink on that. I I don't know. Honestly, I don't know of any. Relationships maybe one or two that, that your mouth is destroyed. Yeah, that happens to me all the time. No, but I blame them. It's, first of all, it's only been one or two, so obviously it was their fault. I, so I don't, I've been fired from a job because I was too honest. Well, why'd you do that? Well, I learned my lesson now. Yeah. There's many people that have told me at jobs, it's a wonder I haven't been fired, but the one time was when I was working for this doctor, which you know who he is. Mm-hmm. We talked about him on the last episode. Mm-hmm. But he decided to merge with a company and the doctor that was there, we had been there for probably, I wanna say almost a year, at least close to. And the head doctor. He came to me and asked me my honest opinion of what did I think because they were gonna be releasing him. Oh. And so I gave my completely honest opinion that I didn't think it was the right thing to do. And, you know, trying to pretty much explain that this doctor's opinion or or side of it was not what they were perceiving it as. Yeah. And two weeks later they fired me. But do you think you did it because you had a relationship with him? Not a relationship, but a friendship. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like a a relationship.'cause you've been with him a long time. No, I did it because I felt like he was truly right. I mean, I still stand on that ground. Yeah. Well, there you go. You know, but that's a time that being too honest has got you fired. Well, yeah, it came with consequences. Well, just so you know, if our boss comes to us, I'm fired up. Bitch, I'm gonna tell you this. First of all, I'm your boss. Oh shit, Gabby. Fire her. Honest opinion. No. Yeah, I mean there's been that situation and I've had a friendship where, you know, family was involved. In friendship and I was really close with that family and had a situation where somebody posted on Facebook. You ever had that where like somebody will post on Facebook and you think it's direct you or you know it is, yeah. Yeah. I think it's a sometimes which that's petty. I don't even do that. Sometimes it's guilty conscience. Maybe'cause you feel guilty about something. So you read somebody's post different or. Bitch, it's about you pretty much. Okay. So that happened. I felt like it was about me instead of,'cause I'm not the kind of person to go on Facebook and blast your ass. Yeah, yeah. Even though I do feel like if you're gonna talk shit about me, you should be able to tag me. But so that person that I'm talking about was, you know, it's better now, but at the time, instead of saying something on Facebook, I went ahead and just messaged text the person. Oh shit. Yeah, it wasn't good. Because you were pissed. I,'cause I'm an asshole. Yeah. You were pissed at the time, I'm sure. And that's Yes. Yes. And, and I, I, you know, I did make a, i I I apologized after because I mm-hmm. I realized I, I didn't feel I was wrong for saying what I had to say. Okay. I was wrong in the way I said it. And I think there's you rage text. I, yeah. I think that there's a difference about how you respond to things when you're being honest. And normally you're good at that. Yeah. No, not when it comes to my family, bro. Oh, yeah. Normally you're, you're pretty good at that. Yeah, I'm, I'm, I'm a true mama bear. Yeah. Like I protect all my family. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, my family could be wrong. Oh yeah. Yeah. And you talk shit. I'm still coming for you. Well, see, I. Like I, I get that and that's good, but if I think my family member is wrong, I say it, they're wrong. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I'll tell them about their ass. Oh, but, but I'm not gonna tell the person. Yeah. Yeah. That I think they're wrong. Yeah. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. I'm gonna tell that person about their ass and then I'm gonna turn around and have my family, their ass. You see what you made me do, right? Well, yeah. Pretty much. That's how I deal with things. I mean, hey, you gotta do what you gotta do, bro. Yeah. I mean, the nobody's perfect. Even if you got mad and text, as long as it worked out fine. Right. And you, you apologize. And they apologize and yeah, I mean, whichever I can tell you this though, it was awkward the next time I saw that person. Was it oof. I wonder if I had that, and I don't know if it was more awkward for me or the other person. Because the other person also apologized. They were going through things, probably you. Yeah. Whatever. It's always me. She messed up again. Okay. Whatever. What's new? What's new in our lives. Mm-hmm. So, yeah. I mean, I feel like friendships go up and down. Yeah. I mean, it's like a, it's like a, it's a real relationship. Nobody's perfect. Some people annoy you a little bit and you just let it go. I mean, if you have a great relationship and then some one thing goes wrong and you cut them people out, they want your real friend or family anyway, right? Everybody messes up, so I'm so glad you said that. Why bitch? Because you saying in case your ass is gonna get rid of me. I'm like bitch. Remember that episode? It's coming. No, but I feel like if you're close with someone and they mess up once or twice. Like, it's like my husband always said, pretty much somebody's your best friend or your family member. Mm-hmm. They love you so much, but you mess up one time. Right. And they act like it's the end of the world. I, I've swallowed a lot of shit from people that has bothered me or hurt my feelings or whatever, but I, I'm a fast forgiver. Yeah. I, I, I can forgive real quick. Unless you sleep with my man, then we going to have some problems, have a whole different ball game, or hurt one of my kids. Right. Then I got a problem. Otherwise, normal everyday stuff. If somebody says something to hurt my feelings, I like get over it. I'm grown. Move on. Yeah. Yeah. I don't really harp on things I don't think either I can move on. Yeah. I'm pretty quick. It like, I mean I don't just forgive, but I move past is what I think I do. Yeah. But I don't forget either. Well, you can't forget. I don't if you've even heard that bad, you're never gonna forget. Yeah. There's things that happened to me that I will never forget. I will remember the time that you called me fat on a few episodes back. You know, you still harping on that. That's what I'm saying. I didn't say I forgive you. Your mother said it. And I said, so your mom said you're fat. And you said, there you go, calling me fat. That was your mother. Not to throw her mother on the bus, so it was all me. Right, right. Take that back.'cause she loves you, remember? Yes. Yes. Okay. Okay. Just making sure. Okay, so I just want you to know I decided to come up with a game in a sense. Okay. So everybody knows what I did was we don't know whose questions are which. We both wrote down five different questions, right? Yeah. Or statements just to see what each other's honest reaction is. We're calling it"Honesty Roulette". It's a setup for me, guys. That's honestly what it is. It might be, yeah, but yeah. No, I think viewers or people that are listening will have fun with it and think, yes, for sure. I'm gonna try to keep my face. It's a set up. Okay. What we wanna do is we're gonna put'em in front of each other and then we just pull a random Yep. I wrote five. Read it. She wrote five. I don't know what she wrote. She don't know what I wrote. And we are going to see how, so it's gonna be a surprise. Yeah, we're gonna see. All right. So if you want us to be honest. Okay, so I'm gonna mix mine up. Mine are yellow and Cindy's are white and she's shaking'em like they're dice. What the hell, okay. Did you got bigger? I'm actually really more afraid of yours really, because I went gentle. Like I don't think mine. I think I'm new or normal. I'm scared of yours. This bitch trying to set me up. Watch your be worse. That's what you get. We going find out and you all can. Send us a message. Let us know what you thought of the episode. Any questions? Yeah. Respond to some of the honest things that we're about to say. Yeah. So let's go. Yeah. You wanna go first? God damn it. All right, I'll pull it. I hope I can read your handwriting. Wow. It's like a third grader wrote it. It is bad. It is bad. I'm just kidding. Okay. Would you tell your friend if her boyfriend cheated? Okay, now let's ask, am I better friends with the friend or the boyfriend? I said Your friend. Oh, okay. Of course. Fuck that bitch. Why wouldn't I? It's my friend. Yeah, I think I would for sure if I knew for a fact. If I knew for a fact, oh, what am I saying, bitch? I done told yes. I've been in that. I've been there. Done that. Done. That's easy for you, huh? Random. Random. Oh yeah. I ain't got no problem telling that shit. All right. How would you feel? I hope it's a good one. I see my own face. She can't even read the question. That's how would you feel if the Pittsburgh Steelers won the Super Bowl? I would be so excited for you you don't give two? Shit, I don't give a shit. I would be happy for you guys. I told you I just put a stupid one in there. It was fun, but it really, I know it means nothing to you. Whatever. Drink up. Okay. After every question, honest question. Great. You have a drink? Great. I'm gonna be drunk. At least we'll be finished it. Okay. And Scott won't feel bad. Okay. Shit. My turn again? Yeah. See mine was innocent. Yeah. You're as boring. She says that now. Oh shit. I happen to get the nice one. See, I get inside you. Ain't that nice. Kill'em with kindness, baby. Okay. Would you do your life the same all over again? The exact same. Yeah. Exact yes. Would you change anything? No changes. You would be? I would definitely, everybody has a little bit of changes, but I would definitely change some things. Okay. I would, okay. What? I'm not going to tell you what they're, no. I would definitely focus more on school, my education. Me too. Me too, for sure. Because I think that's somewhere that I laxed and slacked off so much when I was like high school. Yeah. I could give two shits. Like I feel like a lot of people do that though. Our generation especially. Yeah. Not the new generation. They're all graduating and going to college and having these beautiful lives. True. And I'm like, how'd I get screwed? Thanks, mom. Should have beat me more. Okay. Your turn. Okay, great. Let's go with this little mixy. Let the mix it up. How would you react to catching your husband? Wa Finish. You can't read before, okay. Full blown reaction. How would you react to catching your husband watching porn? Explicit lyrics or wording is coming up. Con this fucking bitch. If I con, what would you do? Be honest. She set me up. I told y'all be honest. I would kill him. I would kill him. I don't know what, like true murderer or no, I probably wouldn't. You might choke him out a minute. I will. I would. I think I would faint. Wake back up. Okay. I tried to kill him. I'd take the TV and bash it over his face. Pluck his eyeballs out. Pluck his eyeballs out. He's done. I would divorce him. I'd burn all his shit in the front yard. To be honest. I would be mad. Oh my God. I would cry. I'd feel like he cheated on me, just so you know. He's here now. She might leave and go try to beat him up. Yeah. I'm getting heated already. I calm down. Calm down. Yeah. IWI I don't know what I, it's okay, buddy. Do you want me to turn the fan on? You're having a little bit of hot flash going. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know what I would actually really do if it really happened, but it would not end up going, it would never happen anyway, so I don't even know if I could stay with him after. Wow. Yeah, you got, because I wouldn't be able to sleep thinking he's thinking of whoever he just said. Don't worry, that's coming on a new episode. We don't give up too much info. Okay. Okay. You set me up. I did. Okay. Your turn. I told you y'all started with the baby question. You Yeah. We went from one extreme to another. You picked it. Dang. I'm just steady. You're like this. That's how my life really is. Up, down, up, down. You're right. All that. Alright. What would you do if you won the lotto? Oh, you thought. I thought my questions were baby, but that one, these are nice. That one's the nice one. What would I do? Yeah. If I won the lotto? Yeah, man. Fuck them kids. You'd quit your jobs. Fuck'em all. Fuck. How much we talking? Like real lotto. Yeah, like real lotto money. Lots of money. I'd take you and my sister and we'd get the fuck away from everybody. Bye Scott and Paul Mar. So bye bitches. All right. No, I'm just kidding. My real honest reaction would be I would take care of everyone I know. That's the problem with me. Everyone, would just, I would pay off your house. Oh, that's cheap bitch. I want more money than that's what I'm thinking. I'm trying to calculate here. Okay. Okay, go ahead. You got a lot of kids to take care of. I do. Can I get mine first?'cause Gabby take all that shit. So here's the thing. You and Kim get first decision of what you guys would want. Okay? Really Kim first. Do we have a limit of money? She might kill my ass and keep the money. Yeah, there'd be a limit, but it depends. 50 grand. Oh no. At least 50. Yeah, I'll give you 50. That's a you a cheap date. All right. I like 50. I was going a hundred to 200,000, but I'll take it but 50 and make me happy. But if I want a million you know why?'cause 50 grand if you gave me, and then I'm just gonna live your life with you. You're going on vacation, you're paying, that's I'm paying for everything any damn way, girl, who? Be kidding. All right, my turn. Your turn. All right. Okay. Kiss, marry, kill housewives. Husbands, who would I kiss? Who would I marry in at all The housewives husbands, it could be present past, I know. By the way, we watch all the housewives, that's why I'm asking. Kiss Mary and kill. Joe Gogo's in there? Yeah. He's top. He's top him oh yeah. I'm just trying to think of the kill one. Are either of those and I married probably e either one of those. Yeah. But the kill. First of all, Joe Ju I said kill him a hundred. I'm just mean'cause he got in a situation. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So Kiss, either one. Either one, Mauricio or Joe. Yeah. Yeah. I'd marry the one. Really? See, you're now I would, I'd probably marry right. Joe. Joe.'cause he's kiss such a kiss. Mauricio, you can tell he's loyal. Mauricio. He a little fishy. Yes. Obviously anybody could kiss him. Just rude. Sorry. You're good. Oh, I turned again. Okay. Okay. Okay. For sound effect. What are, or were your dreams? Okay. Job or a hobby? Just anything. What my dream, my original dream job. Okay. Okay. Because you already said earlier that I'm the art of bullshit, which is true. I wanted to be an attorney. I could see you doing that. A lawyer because I'm arguing it. You can bullshit a bullshitter. Not sure if I think that's a very nice, honest take and it's gonna be awkward, I think next time we see each other. Okay. I could see that. Yeah. Yeah, I think you'd be good at it. Okay. All right. I appreciate that encouragement. It's not like there's not still time to do it. Yeah, I could go to law. It's running out of time. What? I'm 80. Oh. How would you feel if your husband gained over 50 pounds in a year? I'd be fine. Really? He's skinny right now. Okay. You just asked his doctor his little dentist that he fit. He I'd be fine with it. 50 pounds is a lot, but I don't feel like he'd be too big for 50 pounds.'cause he's 1 78 at best wet. Oh, see, that's why I say I would've dealt, so he already lost like 30 pounds. So 20 more. I'd be fine. I figured as long as he's, I knew it. Whatever. I was trying to throw you a bone. I knew that'd be boring. Go ahead. Oh, last one. Okay. Just me. That's, this is the main one. I can see it in your eyes. I don't know. I don't remember them. Okay. Would you let your husband have a pass? Like a hall pass. Uhhuh like a hall pass. Like a real one. To have a, Hey, I think she's cute. Can I have her? Yeah. One time for the night. Yeah. No celebrity or nothing. Die death. Pull your eyeballs out. None. None. Not unless he wanna watch me do. Nobody said watch with a hatch. Nobody said, watch you. Watch. I go straight for the brain. Rip it out. I wouldn't either, but I thought you might say, yeah. To a celebrity or something. Hell no. Would you want him to give you a pass? You would want me to, that wasn't one of the questions. Save that for next time. I ain't giving that honest opinion. All right. Last one. Would you allow your adult child to sleep in the bed with the, with their partner in your house? Sleep in the bed with her, like their boyfriend? Yeah. Or husband? Yeah. Or their husband. Not husband. Husband I think is a little different. I'm saying. What would be your reaction, your honest feeling about I wouldn't like it. I don't like it. I'm not a big fan. Yeah. Would I allow it? But I wouldn't like it and the door's gotta stay open. Okay. I wanted that as part too. I can feel that. But see, I'm numb to it. Your because No, my daughter's got a baby now, yeah. No. It makes a difference. I think your mindset once you know that line is crossed. Oh, I know the line's crossed, but I still wouldn't like it. Not in my house. It's weird. I don't even like her to be staying night with any boy. No. Even if they've been together for years. They still don't feel right. Yeah. But. Me and Mark are more old fashioned and more rurally. Done. Okay guys. We are going to let you guys have a wonderful weekend. We appreciate y'all watching subscribing, hanging out with us, listening to her be rude to me and me being sweet as pie. Yeah. So on that note, we'd like to tell you guys, make sure you like and follow us on TikTok. Facebook, Instagram just look for us at, if you want me to be honest. Yes. And you'll get updates of new podcasts, that episodes that are dropping. It'll also give you some short little clips to watch and get a sneak peek of maybe what's upcoming or how the episodes are going. Alright, thank you guys for watching. Comment. Feel free. Bye bye. Bye.