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If You Want Me to be Honest
How Our Reels Became Our Therapists
How Our Reels Became Our Therapists | Episode 5
In this lively and comedic episode, we dive into how social media reels act as our personal therapists and reveal unexpected insights the algorithm exposes about us. We discuss how our personal interests and issues are mirrored in the reels we watch and share, covering everything from food addictions to work-related humor. We'll also talk about the importance of self-love, analyze some self-help quotes, and hilariously critique each other's reactions. Plus, we share a special shoutout to a family member and explain why we're sporting matching shirts in honor of the military. Join us for laughs, honest opinions, and a bit of self-reflection!
00:00 Introduction and Episode Overview
00:51 Analyzing Our Reels: Food and Work Issues
01:53 Friendship and Reels: Sharing and Relating
02:24 Therapy Talk: Personal Experiences and Humor
02:45 Celebrating the Army Anniversary
03:40 Back to Therapy: Analyzing Reels and Quotes
07:48 Therapist vs. Content Creator: Guessing Game
14:08 Self-Help Videos: Reactions and Opinions
22:14 Energy Dynamics and Personality Differences
22:42 Red Bull Preferences and Bougie Habits
23:12 Therapy and Self-Help Discussion
24:41 Journaling and Personal Reactions
31:57 Food Therapy and Family Dynamics
41:22 Outro and Acknowledgements
Welcome back. It's episode five and today we're gonna talk about, um, how our reels are our therapists, and pretty much it has, the algorithm has analyzed us. You like that word, right? Yeah, I love it. Algorithm. Yeah. Try me, let me say that. Yeah. I say everything but. Algorithm. Good job. If it's too hard to say, just don't say it. Okay. I know, I know. Well, you usually like to create your own, I just say atmosphere something today. The atmosphere, yes. Is gonna tell you all a lot about us when we reveal what our reals actually are. Yeah. Like a therapist with no boundaries. Yes, yes, yes. Well, I can tell you that like my reels. Dude, they, a lot of'em, you, if you actually analyze my reels, it would look like one, I have a food issue. Okay. Like I definitely fat girl etiquette, like I'm on that program. Okay. You know what I mean? Because I watch a lot of videos that food, but healthy food. But that's'cause your husband cooks like that. Okay. But that's'cause I send it to him. I know, but he cooks good. So hey, keep sending'em. I know. Last night's was amazing. See, so that's one of my reels. Okay. Or not one of'em, but one of the ones that I get a lot. I also get a lot. I found out that I have work problems. Oh, dude. I get a lot of those too, but they're funny, but they're hilarious. They're funny. Yeah. There are a lot of'em that I can relate and go, Hmm. Yeah, I probably should use that one as my. Yeah. My way of dealing with things. I get a lot of work ones too. Yeah. And then of course best friend stuff because you know, I funny like to send you all the little things about us when we're old. Yes. That's them are the hilarious ones. But it's like when your friends send you all the reels, it's like homework, your friendship. Homework, yes. Like you gotta sit down and watch all the ones that all your friends have sent you back and forth. Do you analyze it? I do like if you send me a reel, this is why I have issues. You need therapy. I know. And the reels are doing it. I've never gone to, I've never gone to therapy in my life. You know why, why, bitch, they would commit me. I mean, I've never been either, but I don't think I need it because she's perfect. We've, I think everybody has figured out throughout these episodes that you're perfect. You're welcome. So, um, in case you're wondering why we're wearing matching shirts today is actually the 250th, um, anniversary of the army, um, for the United States in case you're watching from another country. Mm-hmm. Um, but we're wearing these because my brother-in-law, Paul, who you've heard me mention many times. Is a contractor for the government. Um, and he made these shirts for all of us. The last three episodes or last two episodes, I wore shirts in'em, and we just wanted to represent and honor. Shout out, shout out, give him a shout out and honor, obviously this amazing country. So thank you, Paul. In the country, whatever Paul. I mean, if you want me to be honest. Got your Ass. I do love the shirts though. Yes. So hopefully, yes, you bringing us back. What? Yes, I do. I love it. Yeah. All right, so moving on with back to today's therapy thing. Oh, oh, sorry. Shit. I can tell you my speaking of my brother-in-law. Oh shit. He needs therapy. He wants to be, have me be honest. He's funny. He's funny. Well, he's not that funny. We're gonna have'em on here one day. Oh shit, we're getting canceled. We're getting canceled. Um, but no, speaking of Paul, he likes to send some, some off the cuff reels. Yeah. And I do have to analyze those. See, that's what I do, is I, I look into the real Oh. And I think to myself, if somebody, are they me? Right? Right. Oh, I never do, are you sending this to me? I just laughed. Because see, it don't bother me at all. I don't even think about that. Really As petty as your ass is. I don't even think of that. Now you now you put it in my head. Now I'm screwed. God dang. Right. That's what I wanted. Yeah. No, I never, what the heck? I don't even think of it when I send it to people. You want me to pull one up right now? I'll analyze that bitch. Oh, dang. Yeah. I wonder if a lot of people I send to do that. I never thought of that. Probably not because I'm the only psycho one. Weirdo, which is crazy because really I don't give a shit what people think about me. Yeah. What do you, I mean, honestly, but I start, I think, listen, I'm Aries. Okay. The only thing I think about is when you send me the best friends one or the old lady ones, that they're best friends ever. I pick out right away. Which one's me and you? Yes. Me too. That's why I send it. Like there's a famous podcast that's on. Mm-hmm. I know them two girls. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know. Which one's? Me and you Right away. Instantly. Oh my God. Bougie. Not bougie. Okay. I'm not, look, I told you people are gonna look and go. Okay. That's not bou, not that bougie, but she, I mean, I could be, if I wanted me. I was trying to, I mean, I'm trying to keep it real. You're richer than I am. That's why, right? Yes. Right. Because I really, yeah. Don't care. Right. Well, so anyway, therapy. Back to therapy. Yes. Yes. She needs, needs it. I don't else, obviously. Yeah. The reels give us therapy or TikTok, whatever. They're all the atmosphere. The Atmos. Algorithm. Algorithm, algorithm. That's better. See, it's too hard. I ain't got time for it. It's better though. You did good. You did good. It's like when it's, this is the truth. Okay. So like when you reading your Bible. You know, it's got some people's names. You never, you can't even pronounce or say, I just keep reading, right? Like,'cause if I focus on that, I, I'll never know the name. So I just, excuse me while I pop my question, I just read it and I make up the name. Like, if it starts with a V I'll say Violet and keep going. Or, or veneer or V vo I, he might wanna talk to your priest. I look, you can't if understand them, I dunno if that's a lad. It's just the girl's name. Mm. I'm making up a name. I know Peter and Paul and all them, but I know the most important people. Well, I just mean the names you can understand. That's another thing that I've realized, huh? That um, is a lot of my reels. I must have something where like I,'em searching for God or sure need to be my, my faith is so strong. I feel others might need it because it pops over a lot. Yeah, because I watch, oh yeah, yeah. I have a lot of reels that are like scripture or, yeah, yeah. Yeah. And I follow a lot of, we need to, yeah. Watch those. God knows. We need a lot of forgiveness. Okay. Well not you'cause you're perfect. No, there, I need that. Perfect. Oh yeah. Not to the Lord, but to everybody here on earth. Right, right. Okay. Well that'll work I guess. So there's something that I, um, want to. Go through. Not really a game, but I want to get your, your reaction to see that we're set up. Set up. You set me up'cause you know my facial expressions. This is, oh yeah. I don't care. Welcome to, if you want me to be honest. Okay. I'm ready. Okay. So I looked up a couple of, um, therapist sayings. Okay. Okay. Like quotes or something. Okay. And then I looked up a couple inspirational. Quotes. Okay. That creators like content creators, you know, influencers, stuff like that have said, all right, so I'm gonna read'em to you, okay? And you're gonna tell me whether it was a content creator or a therapist. Okay? Okay. I think I got this all. So lemme get my little notes out. I think I got this. Okay. She thinks she's going to do this. All right. So let you be cheating like when you're in school. Ah, you'd be peeking at the paver. Mm-hmm. I never did that. The smart person's paper. Well, that's why they all cheated off of me, or at least we're gonna go with that. Um, all right, so the first one is pain travels through families until someone is willing to feel it spiritual, like a content creator or a therapist. Oh. Spiritual is not known. Ding, ding, name you lose. I just meant like, um, right. Well, I think it could come from both actually. Okay. Well I only heard it from, where did I pick it from? Therapist. Right? Okay. Pretty good. I heard it from church. Right? Go ahead. Not from the pain, but it. I can tell you I feel all of my family's pain, so none of them have to Okay, okay. Okay. Yeah. Um, get the fuck to the gym. Oh my. And do the fucking work. Definitely not a therapist. I mean, I mean, it's my kind of therapist, I'm gonna be honest with you. Okay. Well, what kind of therapist are listening to? I mean, that. That's me. I told you. You that content creator. Correct. Okay. See, okay. That's when you were calling me fat. Yeah. Okay. See you. See what happens. This is part of my reel. Right. This is why I need therapy. This is my therapy. That's my point. Okay. Okay. Got it. Alright, next one. Mm-hmm. Focus on what you can control and let go of what you can't. Therapist. Wrong. I knew that one would get you. Why is it why therapists say that? I'm not that I'm a professional, but I'm asking. Yeah. How many times have you heard that from your therapist? I've never been to therapy. No shit. I don't need it. So it's a content creator. Yeah, that was obvious. Just kidding. All right. I mean, oh, I'm failing. Need it? I'm failing. It's just you don't. You're like an alcoholic. Yes. I don't wanna do it. You're not admitting That's a Okay. That's a okay. Oh, actually I did, I went to therapy one time. You did? Yeah. For what? Let's hear this story. Story time. No, I just actually, um, I went one time just probably two years ago. Okay. To find out that you are fucked in the head. Well, I actually went and didn't talk about myself the whole time. Oh my God. And then at the end she says. Do you wanna say anything about yourself? And I'm like, no, I'm perfect. I'm not the problem. Right. So they're the problem. Okay. So you went the one time I went. Mm-hmm. And they just listened and did nothing. Yeah. That I can tell that that therapy worked so much for you. As expensive as it is. Yeah. Good job. Okay. Back to my therapy. Love is given, not earned. Love is given, not art. I mean, okay. I have a confession. Go ahead. You said therapists or what? Therapist or a content creator. What's that? Okay. Okay. You mean like I created that, like what we are? Oh, oh, like some random person said it. Okay. Read that again. Read that again. Okay. Hold on. Love is given, not earned. I mean, both. Anybody could say that. You would think it's the therapist. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Now that was just one of my reels of my therapy. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. So we're gonna re, and the last one is, well the these, this is leading into something. I'm gonna tell you what, I went down a worm hole looking into this. Oh, here we go. Okay. Okay. It was, it was actually a pretty good wormhole, I'm lie. Yeah, yeah. There was a few items or like reels that I was watching. I was like, huh, I can relate to that one. Yeah. I mean, that's a good one. And you just keep going. Yeah. And I just kept, anyway, uh, the last one is if being hard on yourself worked, it would've already worked real. Therapist. God, I You suck. I She needs therapy. I'm sure I do. That's the point you've, I'm sure I do. I went one time. Okay. Well, one more than I did. See, that's why I'm the professional and you're not, well, I mean, do you con, do you count the many times that I went to the guidance counselor when I was in school. School you were in trouble because bitch, well, I wasn't in trouble, but they were also trying to give me some help. No, they're like, April, I think you're going down the wrong path. I didn't go to guidance count. I only got, I got whacked at school in like third grade. Oh yeah.'cause back in the day they could beat your ass. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right in front of a class. It was so embarrassing. Right in the front of the next class next to me. I wish the teacher would've tried to put my ass back. Get hurt. Listen, I don't go against these, the wall, these need that this day. But I'm just, shit. He ain't whacking my baby. I, I'm gonna beat his ass when he comes home. My kid, his ass, I don't care. See, I'd rather beat my own kid. We probably shouldn't say that. Well, the problem is the parents aren't beating the kids, so the teachers need to, well, we're gonna have that Gen X conversation and how ified world is. This world is nowadays. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This new generation, that'll be coming soon. So. Definitely follow. He wants to be honest. Um, so I, another thing that I wanted to go through. Okay. Another test to your reaction. Great. What we're gonna do is we're gonna do a little real analyzing. Okay? Okay. And it's like soap. Soap. Can I speak self? Self? Okay. Help videos. Do you know what self-help is? Like a self-help video? Yeah. Help yourself. I love you. That's you help yourself kind of. Innocence. Okay. Okay, sure. Let's go with that. Okay. Okay. So a self-help video is a way to teach you how to help yourself. Okay? Okay. Gotcha. But, excuse me, sorry. What I came across, one of them was a video I couldn't save. It was like an advertisement. Oh. But I started watching this and I thought. I have to mention this thing, it was a advertisement. Um, talking about giving yourself affirmations daily. You know what an affirmation is? Yes. Where you stand in the mirror and say, you are beautiful. Yeah. You are wonderful. Smart. You are kind. Which is one thing I probably should say to myself because Okay. We know that's I lie. Um, so anyway, so I'm watching this. This video or advertisement. And I started thinking, imagine if you and I were what self-help video people like, like if we started creating videos, we wanna, we don't wanna put people in therapy. We wouldn't help you get out. I think, I think some hardcore honest truth is good for people. Yeah, that's true. That's why we created this. That's that's true. So. It's kind of like That's true. Quit bitching and crying. Pull your big girl. Panties up. Move on. True. Right. I agree. I agree a hundred percent. I teach my daughter that all the time. Now I'm a little more sensitive with that when it comes to her, but she was raised that way. Like, we suck up your feelings. Move on, get the job done. Well, good for you and your kids. So were yours. So I'm gonna pull out my phone. Oh, great. Sorry guys. Here we go. Yeah, I'm gonna pull out my phone and I'm going to play just a couple just'cause I thought it would be fun. Like, you're gonna play some Oh yeah, I'm, I actually saved some. Oh, good. And I'm not gonna show'em. You're just gonna hear'em. Okay. Okay, gotcha. And, um, we're going to go ahead and either you can reword it. Okay. Or you can, um, give me your honest opinion about it. Okay? Okay. Gotcha. That's what we're gonna do. So let me look up, I can't wait for that. I, oh God. Nope. Stop. Stranger danger. Stranger danger. Hang on, hang on, hold on. That was not, porn can promise you that. Mm-hmm. Um, I have to, I don't know how to work. Sorry. I'm old. Yeah. I'm gonna pause you. So here I found it on my phone. It took me a minute. Sorry about that. Um, so here are the ones that I pulled up, okay? Okay? Mm-hmm. And then we're gonna listen to'em. All right? And then you'll give your reaction or your feeling or reword it. Okay? And I'll give mine honest, true. No matter what it is. Okay. Who cares, right? I feel like I'm getting set up again. You're not, you're not. You should anyway. Okay. Okay, so we're gonna play the first one. I'm gonna turn it up most times on our FYP. All we see right there is, um, paradigm, mindset. Ship your mind, structure your mind. Let out this one, do this one. Honey, we're not talking about self-love. Self-love is the most important aspect. Self-love is what makes you do self-love. Self love. So it's about self-love. Okay. And it being the most important Okay. Thing that you should do. I'd never do that. How do you feel about that? I never do it right. I've never done it. Okay. I would feel, I don't wanna say it's weird because I'm, I mean, it's not talking about masturbation self love, like love yourself. Yeah, I know what it, but it's, I never do that. I mean, the way you said that, like, I've never done that. Well, I just, I was, I've never done that like, said anything about myself like that, ever. You've never looked in the mirror and thought, Hmm, I'm think I'm pretty fly today. Maybe when I was younger. Oh yeah, I gotta help then You need a lot of self love. I, I never do that. Not that I don't think is. I guess looking in the mirror and saying, oh, I look cute today, or I like this dress on me or something. Yeah, I've done that. Yeah. I, uh, okay. I don't know. Okay. Do you think that that is something that people should do? Sure. Yeah. Sure. Yeah, I do too. Yeah, for sure. A hundred percent. I think those are like good self videos. I think some people need it more than others. Oh, a hundred percent.'cause I think therapists tell you, yeah, yeah. I think all my children need that. Mine too. Our family is like. Um, more geared to do for people. You know what I mean? Sure. In that aspect. Yeah. Before we do for ourself. Yeah. See, mine's do for yourself. Oh shit. Just kidding. That's a lie. Well, some people, well, I mean, we talking immediate family. No. Yeah. No. Anyway, I'm just saying. No, I think people should do it. Do I do it? Absolutely not right. And I think that you should. So every day I come here to work, I'm gonna tell you, look how pretty I am today. Yes. And I'm gonna say, bitch, look in the mirror. This is my problem. Sorry. Alright, so moving on to the next video. I think we need couples therapy. That would be, dude, they'd kick us out. I, I think they'd go get therapy. Okay, so the next video, fuck it makes me mad. Pisses me the fuck off every time I think about it. Bot get Makes me mad. Oh, sorry. That was work one. Oh. I was like, what's she mad about? It must have been something I was gonna send you all whoopsie. Sorry. I'm right. I'm right. Calm down. Old lady. Okay. She was mad. Back to the self-help. Okay. That was fun. I mean, something might pop up on here. We don't want to pop up. Well, as long as I don't scroll, now I know how to work this. Okay. Okay. I got this. I got this. You ready? Okay. Yep. Okay. Silence please. Here is the only self-help advice that you will ever need. I have been in this world of self-help for a long time. Mindfulness, meditation, breath work, all the things, and it took me a long time to figure it out. But here is the advice that self-help really means. Help yourself. Help yourself. Stop looking for a guru. Stop reading all these books. Help yourself self-help. It's about taking action. It's about stepping into who you are. If you want to know more about this, ask yourself those questions. So take action. Well to me, calm down, narcissist. I mean, what the hell? That was my original reaction. Like, relax, bro. Yeah. It's hard for me to relate to the self-help thing. I feel awkward. Right? I feel like you don't need no help. No, I, I, I need help. But to be, I don't know, makes me feel the instant it, like he made me angry. Was, he was too aggressive with it. Yeah. Calm down. Like, I mean, you ain't gotta come at me like that. I'm already loud enough. Well, he's trying to tell your ass you need help. Okay. But don't match my, because real's not mine. You can't match my energy. Oh. You gotta be soft and nice with you. Oh, like a baby. I mean, you haven't noticed that. Yeah. An argument or something. You wanna fight and shit. Oh yeah. I'm a fighter. Yeah. Yeah. I'm a lover. She's a fighter. She's bougie. I'm not. I'm the mean one on the outside. She's the mean one inside. I'm itching. My hives are starting. Okay. Yeah. I'm so mean. She wouldn't buy me a Red Bull today. She told me Buy my own. Okay. I knew you were gonna bring that up. First of all, she's bougie when it comes to Red Bull. Yeah. I only like one kind. Well, the second kind is o good, but the berry, the white can, yeah, I like that kind. Okay. Oh, anyway, we'll move on to this. Okay. I, I do this to you all, all the time. Okay? I, I have a bad habit of staying on track. Me too. But I know this is why I don't care. Good luck with what you get on the podcast, if you want me to be honest. So we're trying to be therapists to other people. We're trying to give them self worth. What are Oh, this podcast? No, I'm saying right now. Oh no. Are we trying to say, well, of all you know that this podcast is therapy. I mean, that's part of our description. Oh, it's absolutely good. Laughter is therapy. You gotta admit it's for Yeah, for sure. I li Yeah, this is why I probably haven't, um. You know, went down, divorced my husband. Could you laugh at him instead? Because I laughed like a mother. Yeah. I laugh too. I mean, I, they're funny. Well, they're not funny. I crack on him. I, well, I'm gonna tell you some of the stupid shit he says is funny. Oh, well, yeah. And it's not funny. Like, ha ha, Scott's funny. It's funny like, huh? You thought you were gonna get away with that? That kind of laugh, right? No, I think Scott's funny. Oh, it's'cause it's your husband. That's because you know, whatever. Yeah. Moving on. Anyway. Okay. Next video, please. Oh, this is the one that I love. Oh, here we go. I gotta see your reaction for this one. Okay. Okay. You ready? Yep. Bro, self-help isn't, here's three things that you need to do to be a better person today. Self-help is like sitting in a room in fetal position, like, oh, like by yourself for fucking three, four years. Oh. Trying to figure out what the fuck is wrong with you. Right. Self-help is self-help, is like really doing the fucking work. Really doing the journaling. Really doing the meditation. Self-help in fetal position. Give me your, for years. You want my first reaction? Yeah, go ahead. Okay. Man, the fuck up. Like, are you kidding me? You just, you mean in fetal position, man up? No, like what are you talking about? Self-help is in fetal position. Okay. Don't get me wrong. You need those moments. I've had a moment in a shower. In a shower before where I lost my shit in shower. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I'm saying? I mean, it's honest. Truth is I've had a moment, but you ain't doing it for three or four years laying on your floor. You need real therapy. You be doing that. You better be in a padded room bitch. And journaling. You know what? You should write your feelings down. What are you five? But people write the feelings down. Okay. They give a journal that I don't and write it down'cause it helps get it out. You know what? It helps get it out. Heard therapist said me being honest. Oh, so tell that therapist that said that. Just let people be more honest about how they truly feel and everybody accept it. Don't argue it. Yeah. Yeah. People journal to help, you know, write stuff. What if I journal? You don't even know. You just shot me in the heart. I mean good for you to the own. I don't people say you, but I journal'cause it helps them get it out. Okay. But I'm gonna tell you honestly, if you told me that I journal that you journaled, I journal. Okay. First of all, I'd be like, bullshit bitch, you lying. Okay. I think being a doing journaling would be way easier for me than sitting in the mirror saying, you look pretty today. You're so smart. See, I don't do any self-help. Journal is better. I don't, sometimes I'm at work and I have sticky notes and when I'm pissed I say this dumb bitch and I write down that and rip it up and throw it away. And I don't say nothing, do you? Okay. I need to know if this is honestly true, because if it's not and you just lied, I'm gonna punch you. Because I would love that you, that's a different kind of journaling for me. Okay, well that's journaling. Okay. I Shit. Okay, let me backtrack. I do it right here at this bitch. She just said it's about me. I'm teasing. I'm gonna start doing it to you. I'm teasing, but I think I will. Maybe that will help me not be so, okay. So you don't do that. Bitch. That was the best idea. I wonder if people do that about us. For sure. No, because I can see them. Could you imagine, if all? Everybody starts listening to this podcast and all of a sudden you're sitting at the office. When you go into the office and not hear Yeah, and start writing. You start seeing And seconds. Seconds. I'm gonna do that as soon as I go back. Well. I might actually put it on their desk. You have a good people. We aired this, who It's about. Here's her there. Okay. That's different. That's my kind of therapy. That's what I was saying to you. That being honest, she's not nice. I'm nice. Right. I'm okay with that. I am okay with that. Wow. That was a good idea. I love that. I think that's a new form of therapy. Yes. At work, it's better than, yeah. Lashing out. See, fuck that baby back bitch. Journaling. For those of you who journal, I think journaling is the best. Um, we're at odds here. What's new? Whatever. Okay. Whatever. Do you boo. I don't really care. That's not my point was this one. Said fetal position, like you need help, like calm down of all there people that are calm. You're in serious need though. This is what I'm saying. Self help Mental health, yeah. Is not a joke. Yeah, for sure. Okay. Self-help to me is a, is a joke. Okay.'cause why do you think that's a joke though? It's funny to me. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Mental health is not to stand in a mirror and do affirmations. See, I couldn't do it. Weird. It's comical to me. I mean, it's weird for me. See, it's not weird. It'd be weird. Hi. It's funny to me. Right? Hi. You're so pretty today. Holy shit. That was creepy. I'm just saying that. Okay. For me, self-help to me is, is separate from mental health. Mental health is a different story. Yeah. I think that if you are in a fetal position, well you need, and you're journaling to help you and you're still in a fetal. You need to see an actual therapist. Yeah. Listen to our podcast still, but don't only listen to the podcast. Yeah. Like go to a license, a real one. Don't, don't go with this, this thing. Well, you don't want my therapy. I've been getting it for years. That's why I'm fucked up. Thank you. I think you're, I mean, you've said over and over you're perfect. You have no problem. So I think I've corrected you. Thank you. I, my therapy works. I need therapy for sure. But. I feel like I, I'm, I'm good. I'm riding this ride, baby. That's such a lie bro. She's one, one stone from being a broken glass and I have days believe me. Yeah. Yeah. Well, so anyway, do not listen to any of our therapy, um, advice, suggestions. We are not licensed therapists. We're letting you all know right now, it's just a joke and it's 100% comical. Yeah. I mean, at least to me it is. If it's not to you all, well see a therapist and still listen to the podcast though. Yes.'cause you'll laugh through it. You know. Laughter is therapy. Thank you a hundred percent. Yeah, that's what I've been saying. This is why I survive. This is why I've with you. Holy shit. And if you don't know I need therapy because of you. Oh, blame me. Blame me. Okay. Yeah, because you take shots whenever you can. Really? Okay. Everybody watching every episode? Y'all tell me. How about y'all Be honest with us. Who's the nicer one? Oh, hands down. They're gonna say neither of you. I'm nicer than you. Okay. Shots fire fired. That did not, that did not sound so nice. Just so you know, Gabby know. Gabby knows the truth. Okay. Ask your daughter. She'll be honest with you. Ask your daughter. Yeah, that's a problem. Oh, that is. That's weird how your daughter thinks. I'm the nice one and my daughter thinks you're the nice one because we're not their mothers. Brina wants you to be her mother until I'm my mother. And yes, go move in. Shit. Go. I have enough people living here. Thank you'll, I'll pay all support. You'd be the first at 21. Well, you know, I buy her some ramen noodles. That's what she likes in sushi. No, I can't have that. She don't have to learn to eat. She would love to have what Scott makes eat good food. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I would love to have what Scott has shit. Well, Scott cooks good. I hate cooking. Yeah. I, I'm, it's not my therapy. Okay. Cooking is, you know what my therapy is. You know what my therapy is. No, I don't. What I like to go out to eat. Oh yeah. That's what I like to do is when I'm the most calm, unless I'm drunk. But when I out to eat, like once a week, I like to go to dinner. Like last night, mark and Brina, neither one of'em, I said, Brina, let's go out to eat. No, this is between difference between Gabby and Brina. Sure. Bri's like, no, I don't wanna go sit nowhere. Let's get something exactly like a father. Let's just get something. No, let's go to Peppers. Let's go Oceanside, let's go here. Here. No, no, no, no, no. So we got Thai by Thai Brina went and picked it up and we ate it. Oh. But that's my dinner out because today I'm going to a pool party. Probably gonna get day drunk. Mm. That's what I'm hoping for. I was gonna say, and the chances of me getting taken out tonight, by the way, a pool party I wasn't invited to somehow, which is mysterious comical. It's a family event. Are my family, bitch. I'm family. We ain't gonna talk about what you did to my family. We will one day though. We already did talk about that. You just didn't know it. Yeah. That's how I do it. I slip shit in. Yeah. Mm-hmm. So anyway, so I didn't get taken out, but that's my therapy. I like to go out to dinner sometimes every week, not sometimes once a week, every week. Um, and then at the end of the year, I see how much we spent on dinner, remember? Oh. Yeah. When you do taxes is the problem. Yeah. It don't seem like that much at the time. But anyway, that's my therapy. That's what I like to do. And I, I love sitting by a pool, having a drink. They were my two therapies, so speaking of sitting by a pool, having a drink when I was going through all my reels, trying to, you know,'cause I like to prepare for, see, I don't, these podcasts, I don't, I walk right in here and say, turn it on. Let's go. She's a winger. She makes me, oh god. We have to know what the hell we're talking about. But otherwise we're just babbling. Babbling, hey, to some people that's funny. To others they're like, what's the point? Okay. Okay, so speaking of the point, here we go. I was going through my reels and you said sitting by a pool, I realized, I think my therapist, you know, the algorithm is trying to tell me the atmosphere I need to go on a vacation. All our reels are vacations, spots. And I send you nice ones too. This is why the hoping she'll book us. I send her nice ones saying, look at this, look at this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just to catch her, you know? Maybe she's in a good mood show. Yeah, she's, this is nice. Let me book, let's this, no, I get nothing. I mean, sometimes you get a booking or two. A book. I'm gonna book you with a therapist, but I'm gonna book you in. You like when we go to lunch. I get her to buy me the expensive lunches. When it's cheap lunches. I say I got it like yesterday. Like yesterday. You went to Thai by Thai last night? Yes. That's what they wanted. What the hell? Hell, which I didn't go. We just had it. I know. Brina ate my leftovers too. I had it hidden back in the fridge. See, I hide my let go. That's your therapy, remember? Yeah. I hide my leftovers'cause I got fat asses I live with. They're not, they're not. But they'll eat your, they'll eat your food. They have a tape worm. Okay. They'll eat your food. Yes. So I hit it all the way in the back. Brina comes home from work. It's like, I'm starving. What's for dinner? I said, I'm gonna cook in a minute. Um, I like to have dinner ready when my man gets home from work.'cause he works. I, I'm cook. Okay, so I said, I'm gonna cook in a minute. Why is it, why do you go around dad's schedule? Well, because, okay. Right. So anyway, she kept saying it and saying it, saying it. Then I felt bad. I'm like, oh God, it breaks my heart, but I gotta, so I pulled it out and she's like, what the hell? Where'd you get that? I said, I hid it in the fridge. And she's like, oh my God, you hid it. Yeah. So she, she ate it. Just like I hid a ice cream in the fridge from Mark. He'll eat the whole box. Dude, we're gonna talk Obsessive compulsive disease. He's got problems. Yeah. So anyway, I was eating ice cream and he said, where did you get that? Got your Ass? I got my own secret stash. That's my thing. That's like, this is the analogy. So I'm gonna analyze you as your therapist. Okay? Okay. Great. God, help us all. Okay. Again, I just wanna disclaim that I'm not a licensed therapist. They giving this advice to you. We need a subscription, a scripture. We need a, we do need scripture. Girl. A scroll. No. Aren't they caption? No. No. What's some things called that you put, like, uh, that it scrolls down that says you're not a, a scroll or a closed caption. Oh, is it? I thought it was like a legal thing saying we're not. A disclaimer. Thank you. Okay. That's, thank you. Yes. Okay. Okay. Well, you're saying scrolls. Well, I don't know. You know, you gotta figure out what I'm trying to say. You figure sometimes out it's like whack-a-mole. Where you going? Where you going? Where you going? Anyway, let me analyze, okay. Analyze what you just said. Great. Okay? Mm-hmm. Um, I'm going to say that you have. I have no idea. Now I forgot what I was gonna say. I have a problem. No, you have to. Oh yes. I know what I was gonna say. Sorry. People. Um, you are like a person who like smokes weed. I need to smoke weed. Go ahead. You should. But anyway, that's another analogy I, I just noticed episode. Um, but no, that hides their stash because they're worried that the people they live with, they're gonna smoke their shit. Yeah. Right. You're like, I gotta hide in different areas, like, or money. Like if you had money, you're hiding it in different areas and don't, that's that fat girl stuff. Hiding your food. I mean, so my, my, my analysis is, okay. You have a food addiction. Sure. And I have a husband. It's very loud for, I have a food addiction on food, not sweets. Right. Food. And it, I like to go out. Yeah. It's not home. I, I don't care about eating at home. But you know what, my sister-in-law told me years ago. What? What That was, what she said.'cause when you were so young, you were so poor, y'all couldn't go out to eat. Now you're just going like crazy. He going ham girl. Uh, well, I mean, I don't, if you talk to a real therapist. Again, not me. Yeah. But when am i are not gonna catch up. I mean, it's been, you not, it's not worth it. This only it's 20 years. Yeah. But if you did speak to a real therapist, they would absolutely say that. That's part of your, your, um, issue. Problem is that it comes back from that because I believe the reason why Scott cooks the gourmet and does he? Yeah, because same with me, girl. We were eating. Bread with butter and sugar on it. Yeah, sugar bread. That was the best. Yeah. So maybe so. Maybe. But I, I hate cooking. That's my problem too. Yeah. I love to eat, but I hate cooking. This is why you need to get rich so you can hire a chef. Yeah. There's two things I'm hiring right away. Yeah. A chef and a cleaner. I already knew that girl. Well, not a cleaner unless I'm in a big house, but the first two things are a chef and a massage therapist. I love, I wanna go to sleep and somebody's rubbing my feet. Okay. That I'm be honest, when I wake up, rub my feet, see a cleaner. I like cleaning. Not that I can clean up big old house, come clean my toilets. And I know I have a lot of appreciation for maids. House is cleaned. It makes you feel like, oh, thank you. Not by me. Oh. It makes me go, huh? I gotta go take a nap. Yeah. No, it's, it's hard to get started, but once you started and you're done, you're like, but I wish nobody would come home after. Do you ever watch cleaning reels? No, I do. I'm like, well, I see them little mocks go on the walls. Why are like hack? I we're, we've, we've said this for you possible. Um, the mop you mean like the mop they clean the walls with and stuff like that? Well, just, just random ones. Yeah. All of a sudden you're, I mean, if you like things or you look at it clean. It's so interesting to me. It's like watching porn. Who wants to watch that? I don't. It's weird. I I don't either. Because it's, you thought about it because you're offending a very large community out there like I did with the journaling people. Oh, you just destroyed it with the porn people? Well, they can watch it. I just. Don't wanna see that. It makes me feel like keeping, it's, I have no, no interest watch puppies, so I dunno. It's weird. But anyway. Puppy born? No, not puppy born. Dang. I was just checking. Oh my God, she's sick. It's, it's been a great day. Has it so far? I think it has. And this is our daily affirmation. Self-love bitch. Oh, I'm, I feel so much better if I get self love so much better. That means I can throw hate at you. You always throw hate on me. Yeah. So I do a lot of that. This is why I'm, I think I'm okay. I'm perfect. You're not. Okay. It's myself. This is my daily affirmations. Yeah. I'm perfect. And I'm not, see, that was hateful. That's rude. Self affirmation and narcissist rudeness. Oh, okay. All in one sentence. Okay. Because I am perfect, and I'm okay with what I said, and you know why now. Well, yeah. Yeah. All right. Well, today has been fun. Yes. Appreciate all of you. Uh, tuning in again, watching again. Hopefully watching, listening, liking, following, commenting. Yeah. Haven't seen any comments yet, so that must be We're perfect. Yeah. Nobody has shit to say. That's right. Got yo ass. And you might not want to have shit to say. Yeah. But check us out on Oh, our social media, uh, TikTok. Yep. Um, Facebook. Instagram, she says it all every time. Because you know, my mind can't think, oh, he can't keep up with it. So she knows. She's all, she's the technical. I just show up, dude. It's like, for work, I do nothing. Yeah. So pretty much if you have an issue show with we're talking about, make a comment directly to April, it's all me. Okay then that makes bad. I supposed be 50 50, but anyway, this is my 50. I can't look at me. I'm here. This is how much you can give me. This is all I got bro. I know that's because you've given me so much the rest of the week. Yeah. But anyway, so much shit. Anyway, we're gonna go ahead and end today. It's been fun. Um. Thank you again, Paul for the shirts. Appreciate it. Yes, thank you Paul. Thank you to my nephew Andrew.'cause he called me last night and told me what we do need to do and what we don't need to do and he going to get our honest opinion too. Yep. Yep. Appreciate, appreciate it. Shout out. Yep, shout out. Eventually we will have some intro music or some kind of intro and exit music, but for now you can just listen to us say here, baby chicken, chicken. Okay. No, I'm gonna give my honest opinion on that one, and I'm gonna say stick to your day job. I can sing though, bitch. Okay. Hey, boots with the fur. I can sing. No, it's not. Can dance too. It's not even, y'all want me to get up and dance. On that note, I'm gonna say to y'all, I'm gonna say thank you so much for listening. Thank you and watching. We'll see next if you want me to honest the next. We'll see you on the next episode. All. Bye bye guys.