Episode 6: Freestyle Friday

Freestyle Friday: Concerts, Tattoos, and Technical Glitches

In this impromptu episode, we dive into a wide range of topics, kicking off with a recap of a messed-up recording session from a live event featuring guests Zac and Brandon. We talk about a recent reggae concert, a cool bottle from a gastro pub, and the hilarity that ensued. The conversation veers into personal anecdotes, from embarrassing technical glitches to unforgettable SeaWorld trips, diet struggles, and unexpected fart stories. We also touch on tattoos, teaching jobs, and plans for future episodes. Join us for an unfiltered and fun-filled Friday chat!

00:00 Introduction and Episode Theme

00:15 Technical Glitch and Recap of Live Event

02:00 Freestyle Friday and Reggae Concert

03:19 Food Adventures and Fun Banter

04:51 Workplace Stories and Friendly Teasing

11:30 SeaWorld Trip and Cashless Society

18:02 4th of July Plans and Family Fun

19:22 Humorous Anecdotes and Fart Stories

20:23 Zac's Funny Username

21:25 Nicknames and Family Dynamics

22:22 Tattoo Stories and Opinions

25:32 Freestyle Friday: Random Conversations

31:33 Body Image and Aging

35:09 Weekend Plans and Family Updates

39:05 Upcoming Episodes and Farewell

Transcript

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Yeah. All right. hi everybody. Hi. How are you? Good afternoon, Friday. It's Friday? Yep. We're gonna call it today's episode. Uh, freestyle Friday. Glad you were gonna say fuck it Friday. Well, you had to fuck around, find out Friday. Um, because I accidentally, uh, I'm so embarrassing. I have no words. I recorded, well, we recorded an episode on Wednesday trying to do a recap of our Live Event, which was amazing. Yes. That we did with Zac and Brandon. Mm-hmm. And, uh, egg and Alex did a guest appearance and that was fun. Yes. And we recorded the whole thing an hour long. An hour just for Andrew. Yes. Because he complains. Yes. That he likes a little extra. Mm-hmm. So if the episodes are too long for y'all, go ahead and comment in it so that Andrew can see. Mm-hmm. So we can blame him. Right? Right. I need somebody to blame, but on this one, I have to blame myself. Evidently, our mic, wasn't plugged in the whole hour, an entire hour. We can watch ourselves. We have zero idea what we were doing. We look funny. We look like we were having, we look fast. Um, so I got on this shirt, Cindy was wearing hers on Wednesday. Mm-hmm. I luckily had, my husband did the laundry. Well, good for you. Okay. And your husband did not. Well, and I got stuff on mine, so I had to spray it and it's. Whatever. I'm done with that shit. Yeah, so anyway, anyway, that's why I'm not wearing my shirt because the whole hour I was wearing it and then it didn't work out. So Yeah. I'll put a little popup in there so y'all can see. Whoa. Hey, how you doing? Sorry, I moved my mouse around too much. So some craziness happened. We want to talk about the live. So, yeah, today's just gonna be freestyle Friday. Oh, I want to do a little thing real quick. would you mind handing me that bottle? Scott and I went to, a Reggae concert last night for our favorite band. Well, his really, I enjoy them. It's, uh, Slightly Stoopid, which explains why he would like it. You see, she keeps pointing at me. We going get to that part. Everybody thinks I'm so mean to you, but any who? This is a place up in Jacksonville called Spliffs. yes. Hence it's about joints, but Oh, it is? It's called, I didn't know that. It's called Spliffs. Gastro Pub's like a joint spliff. Right. You want a spliff that was back in that day and their thing is a food. Mm-hmm. Or, or, and drink joint. Oh, oh, they're fun. Play own words. Yeah. Yeah. So anyway, this bottle is, pretty cool because you can have it filled there with your favorite beer or whatever. I didn't have anything put in, and I'm sure Zac would love to have this to do. For his live shows. Yeah. That's pretty cool. I like the bottle. I like the bottle and the logo. So just wanted to share that amazing place for food. She didn't get it filled with beer for us to try, but it's fine. I should have, we could have, what a loser. I mean, whatever. Anyway, I, you know, women, I can't all the males out there. Yeah, we're trying to make this a podcast. Women, men and women. Yes. Friendly. Mm-hmm. Whatever it's gonna storm. So Yeah. If you hear some thunder, some lightning or some dogs, we, they're scared of the storm. I'm sorry. They get nervous. but yeah, so that was a good time. We had a good time last night. and the food was great. You said amazing food. Her fat ass ate. I did mac and cheese. Oh my god. With steak in it. And jalapenos and habanero and onions. You didn't even save me none. You could have bought an extra one, brung it home. We could ate it for lunch. It would've been good the next day too, I'm sure. Are we even friends? I question it every episode. Just so y'all know, she tally shit when we ain't on here. Yeah. She's like, wait, you just wait. You, and this is why she bashes me so much.'cause I get her off the camera. Because y'all don't realize on camera she's like one of'em. Housewives. Yeah. Camera turns on. Whole different bitch. Um, well, I'm the sweetheart, but you're sweet. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I'm real. All the time. That's the asshole. And my kids think I'm the asshole. Well, well that's if you want me to be honest. Yeah. So, um, TikTok was fun. We tried Apple, apple, uhhuh, Bapple, bush, apple, bush, Bush, apple. Yeah. Bush, apple. Yeah. That was fun. You liked it? I wasn't a big fan. Well, I like it because it was weird. It, it was Apple Jolly Rancher. It did taste like that, but it was, I, I don't know, mixture. I think it was the foamy. Yeah, the mixture. I'd rather drink a regular old bush. Yeah, Bush. Bush. You like that boosh. Remember that commercial? You go bush as they opened it? Yes. And then you guys made fun of me because I said. Rednecky. I said it. Well, wow. First of all, I wasn't gonna say that one. Okay. I'm gonna slam you for, oh, this shit, we gonna get it out. I said, I love flip cup. And y'all were like, wow, I love flip cup. Okay. Did you, everybody is can see it because I think I posted it not only on TikTok, I also posted on,'cause she didn't wanna blast me. No, because it was amazing. All that's how I talk. I don't know how. I know that's why. And then I said, what? Imagine if we had to, and you laughed. I said, what did I sound Rednecky? Yeah, Talisha is what you sounded like. Oh, I love her. I know. Even she commented and was like, I wanna do a podcast with y'all. Yeah. I love her. I love her accent. But imagine her accent. My aunt, my uncles. That's that. Georgia. My cousins have that. My cousin Doug. Oh, it's bad. But you get it a lot like it. You don't realize it. But I lived in this place your whole life. Yeah. I don't, I don't know why you're born here. Right. I was born here. Yes, yes. But anyway, they made fun of me for that. Let's see, what else? Well, that was not just, did we make fun of you for that? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I mean, we did, but that was fun. Family event for my family. Of course, we talked about how Zac. We talked pretty much about my family. Treating you like shit, yeah. So welcome to my life. Kids slaps me. Weren't that many stories though. Raised the other kid. Okay. Yeah. She, by the way. Mm-hmm. This is why she's getting paid back today. Why? Because you called my daughter Mowgli. You don't say that. She'll be mad and you've always said it. Yeah. Well you said it on the unrecorded. It has nothing to to do with her. It has to do with how she was raised, right? Like she was raised in the jungle. She was all the boys and the wildness. That's why I took that baby home. This is why I took her home. This is why a storm's coming and I ain't talking about it. Storm outside. I fed her. We gave her vitamins. She was lacking. You did probably coming. You. You. Right. But it's also why she was like, all right, this is enough. My mom thought she was a grandkid. She was, had her picture on every family reunion. Pretty much. I know. Yeah. She was part of your family. Yeah.'cause just not child supported or? No, I pay for everything. Yeah. And now I'm paying for it. Now she's, this is payback. Yes. Yes. All them pub subs we shared. Yep. She thinks I'm paying her back for lunch today. Oh, damn. Well, we split today's lunch, literally, so that's okay because it's, it's enough. Our fat asses don't need double. Do me a favor, do not comment on our fatness. Yes, I, because you will get effed up. I'm not even kidding. I'm trying to listen. I need to take a step back. Who's gonna say we're fat? Don't be rude. Stop being constant. Know there's some rude people out there. Well, maybe they, they might be like, if you want me to be honest, you fat bitch. Well, we call ourselves that so I know. So you can't, you can't hurt us. Yeah. Um, so I had a coworker yesterday said, bye fatty. She swears she said, bye to Patty. But she said, when I was walking out, bye fatty. So I made it a big thing. I said, I'm calling hr. I am hr. Right. Which doesn't help her. No. And then the boss came in and they started telling her, and she's like, well, Cindy's the boss, so y'all are screwed. So yeah. Bye fatty. It's all right. Her name is Natalie. Oh yeah, we gonna call you out. Natalie. Natalie? Mm-hmm. You know where you at? She, she called me Fatty and then she thought it was so funny. She kept, she really said fatty. Oh. Then she was Sam and Bree. Oh, you want me to say that Sam? Oh, really? Fatty. You just said fatty to her. It's fine. I torture them daily. Yeah, it's fine. It's not the first time somebody said that though. Call me Fatty. I'm gonna call out another one who called me Fatty. Another doctor we used to work for. Oh, remember that? Yeah. When he said, I'm gonna have to widen the doors. Okay. I'm just gonna tell you something. We have worked for some assholes. Really? Yeah. Like. You got balls like you should have been. How did we not have actual HR and complain and sue the shit out of him? Well, because the things we did back, I know. I mean, we mistreated. We tortured him. Him a lot. I'd go to his house, we'd talk about making him pay for everything. He'd show up, I'm in the pool. We'd have parties at his house, random cookouts. He's like, what are you doing here? How'd you get in? Is it gated community? I said, I called him, said, I'm coming in. We're on the list. Yeah. What are you talking about? Why are you here? Actually, yeah, you're ruining my day. I think you forgot whose house this really is. Yeah. He's like, I needed a nap. I said, go nap. Shit. Close the door. Not our problem. So we paid him back. Don't worry. I know those were good times. Really? Yes. I mean, even though, yes, like I, I think I've, I've learned to forgive people'cause I've been wronged by a lot of people. Yeah, yeah. Because you, but I've done some wrong to people. Don't get me wrong. I've done a little bit back, a little payback. Like now this is why I put you on the podcast bitch. This payback for 35 years. Yeah. Geez. Yeah. I want the world to know I gotta take it. I'm hoping this thing goes wildfire so they can see the truth. Yeah. That how mean she is to me. It's fine. That's not real. Oh, my meanness is real. Okay. But you're rude back. I mean, pretty much. But let them have their opinions. Okay. It's not really fair. It's all one sided, but whatever. I don't give a shit. So her, her kid, Mowgli, I, uh, we went to SeaWorld last week and I had more fun with her grandchild. Her and Mowgli were on. Yes, we're on a rollercoaster. I can't wait till Mowgli decides to kick your ass for this one. She's done defending you. I'm out. You're done. She's out of the family. Out of the friendship, Kim. Matter of fact, Kim's gonna replace me. Pack it up. Kim said, no, you're outta luck. She's keeping me. Okay. And so did your mother this morning. Thank you. She did. Alright. Well then fuck it. I'm out. Bye bitches. I'm just kidding. Anyway, she ain't going nowhere. I know. Anyway, I had fun with him. Yes, we got soaked. We had a good day. It was hot as hell. Oh my God. But it was fun. You and Gabby wanting to go on the hottest day out of the fricking summer. Well, we had to push it back a month because of your job? Um, yeah, but it was fun. That's what happened. Yeah, it was fun. I liked it. I ain't scared. No, that was a, that was actually a thing. I paid for everything. So that's. That's exactly why. Oh, let's talk about that. That's the payback. Yeah. This is what I'm saying. Let's talk about this. I end up, you get me. People think, oh yeah. April's so mean to her. Uhhuh. She's so mean. Look at all the little slams she does. Okay. No bitches. You don't understand. My payback is literally in cash. Yeah, it comes out of her wallet. Okay. And it's not cash, so let her keep slamming me. It's tap pay, tap pay. Because this bitch got cash for days. Yes. Well, just so you know, if you ever go to maybe anything park, but I don't know, I haven't been in a long time, but went to, uh, SeaWorld. It's the world today. It's dumb zero. They do not take cash. Nowhere in the. World in sea world. So we went to go park, and of course bougie here wants VIP. Okay. Okay. So I, I get tired, I'm fat. I didn't want a walk. So we go to pay with cash and he said, we don't take cash. Okay. I was thinking it was the parking area, you know? Right. I didn't know. Right. So the alarm didn't go off until we got inside and you were like, I, they're, they don't take cash anymore. I said, yes. They stop. You're just trying to bother me. You know, you they call me. You always think I'm lying. She's like, no, I don't think that. I said they do. Who's honest person to you? You're, you want to be honest. She went to get us some water and they don't.$35 later, no place in there takes cash. Well, that's a problem.'cause that's all I have. Mm-hmm. So guess who paid for the day? Yeah, clickity clackity. So I got me out pizza. Obviously there's no brain rolling around in this shit, so I should have bought some souvenirs too. So, you know, speaking of that, when we went last night to, um, Dailies mm-hmm. They don't accept cash either. It is all card. Okay. So, well, we went one time, I think it was last year. It was me, um, Eric and Scott went to a show there and all we had was cash. I left the whole wallet.'cause I'm thinking it's so much easier. You, that's what I do. Listen, love waitresses, love bartenders, love. You know everybody that's in service like that definitely tip. But dude, I'm not tipping$10 for two drinks. It's a$50 bill when you buy liquor at these places. Yeah, yeah. Well, 20% is 10 bucks. Oh, I'm not giving, I'm sorry. Mix and mix. Each drink was$25. Oh, yeah. Well, you know, my husband's doing doubles, bougie, and then a thing of White Claw that's like, uh, 20 ounce or whatever, or you know, one of those, or what? They're$16. I mean, what is, what are you talking about? What is daily? The Jacksonville Jaguar Stadium. Oh, oh, okay. Okay. So Daley's Place is where they do all the like, um, dang concerts and stuff like that. They charged way too much. No shit, dude. Like it was ridiculous. Golly. So we went with cash only. They didn't take cash. No. Talk about screwed. The world is going awry. Yeah. So, I mean, luckily that's Bank was across the street. Yeah. If I would've went to SeaWorld alone, well, mark has his wallet used all the time. Yeah. So, but that would've been a problem. Well, Scott had his wallet too. That's, I'm there. We didn't, I I didn't have any credit cards with us. We went light. Oh, I, I don't know. Maybe he did have his credit cards. We just didn't even think about it at that point. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, they should warn people. Yeah, especially in the beginning of it. I could see after years of a lot of places not having it and people get used to it or something. But like I said, how are gonna warn you? Put it on their website? No cash. No cash. It should have been on our Groupon. Should have been, should have been a big sign out front. There was something where there, I didn't see it. There was, there was, and it said, um, you please use kiosk, but this is the trick. This is what's slick about that shit. Okay. Right. These motherfuckers are some robbing people. Okay. Oh,'cause that card's only good for SeaWorld, so you gotta use it all. So let's say I go and I'm like, all right, I figure our family's gonna spend 500 bucks. Okay? Right. That's, you know, for a big family to eat all day and drink and toys and all that crap, you put$500 or even$200 on that card. Mm-hmm. Okay. Well, we spent all together, I think just inside the park. It was like 150. Okay, you, so where'd my 50 go? You'd have to buy something. How am I gonna, you'd have to get something else walking on the door, see my point. Or you have to wait and use it for the next time you come back. So you have to spend it there only at SeaWorld. That, that's, that's slick. That's real slick. So I'm not into those kind of places so much. Yeah. It's just, it's just, it was weird to me. But either way, I had a free day at SeaWorld. It was perfectly fine for me. I'd go back, I mean. I would too bitch. Anyway, so that was our day and it's almost 4th of July. Yes, yes, yes. Another week. One more week. One more week. And we're off. Thank God I get paid. Yeah. God bless America for giving us this day. Mm-hmm. Yep. So that's gonna be fun. Beach. Oh, pool. I'm sorry. You might have heard that Burt. I didn't even notice it, but you gotta tell the world. Okay. Whatever. Wait until she parks. I don't do something like that. Okay. My aunt always said my tummy hurts. That's what you said in my car a little bit ago. Bitch, you farted my. Now. Wow. Yeah. My seat, if I didn't smelled great because you didn't complain. So because it went deep in my seat, you know I fart roses, bitch, you know I've been told many times. Your shit don't stink. You think your shit don't stink. Stinks her shit. I didn't tell you. Okay. I know my shit don't stink. Mine smell like roses. One time I farted. Okay. One time at Band Camp. This one time, no, you don't want that story. One time I farted and it was after one of my favorite restaurants. Okay? And I was laying on my bed and Brina Brina was littler, and Mark was like on the bed too. And I farted. Dude, I never smelled nothing like that about, scare him, Sabrina, and come running in the room, mommy, and goes, jump on the bed. It's like she hit a wall suck and slid down and Mark got up, went into the living room and watched tv. You know, it's, and I said, babe, come back after a few minutes. He said, hell no. You just mustered gassed his ass. That's why he and bring it too. And so you don't do that to family. Who do you do it to then? I do it to my friends. She does it to me. Oh, so you're supposed to do it to friends, not family. Right, right. I'm learning. You're screwed. Come Monday. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. Just kidding. Keep it with your family. Keep it there. Anyway, yeah. Okay. Enough about the farts. A little too much information. Again, speaking of farts, here we go. Going back to Zac. Oh yes. Because you know he is a farting son of a bitch. Yes. When we did that live, I thought it was pretty funny. You know that he, his name is Hugh_Jassol. Like Huge asshole. If you say it real fast. Yes. Like Dick's. Dick's Enormous. Yeah. I always thought that was funny how they do those kinda stupid names. Oh, we should have made up one. This be Bitch Fat Bitches bitching. Galore. Big mouth bass. Oh, big as with jazz. Okay, I'm gonna cut all that outta here. What? Anyway, Zach, so I knew what it meant. His mother did not know what it meant. Well,'cause I know to have a big asshole. Well, nobody thinks of that. I wanna block that out. Every time you say. Huge asshole. Yeah. You're a huge asshole. Not huge asshole. Yeah, I didn't think that. Yeah, you went too deep about thinking it. Yeah, he said it's both, but I mean, whatever. I, like I said, speaking of farts, that's why I assumed it would be a big asshole or huge asshole. Yeah. Well, and I already know where Brandon's nickname comes from. And I can't say that one on here, so I won't, we're not going to disclose that. Oh, thank goodness. Yeah, so we got Mowgli, we got Hugh_Jassol and Big ol' Bun. Big Ol' Bun. That's good. My kids are, don't have names. They're sweets. Sweet. They're good. Perfect children. Ah, they are Anyway. I love them. She's faking. Okay. Got your ass. I do love them. No, I'm not. But they're, I'm definitely faking about their sweet and innocent and all that shit. You're damn right. Well, my son got a tattoo. Mm-hmm. Another one. Our son got a tattoo on his, what is this thigh? You know, ain't thinking about this. Oh, here she goes. Hold on, hold on. Here we go. We'll talk about the tattoo in a minute. You raised Nathan. Thank you. And you're welcome. Really, you're welcome. Yes. He turned out amazing. He, he is a good kid outside of you all. Made him quiet. He's not a kid no more. He's a man. If he would've been one of mine, dude, he just stuck around us.'cause he would've been very vocal. Yeah. No, my kids, uh, very quiet. Yes. They like a quiet life. A calm life. Not us. We like chaos. It's a jungle baby. That's that, that's, and you wonder why. It raining? It's raining. It was raining. Oh, okay. And that's thunder. Anyway, what was I talking about before? You rudely? Nathan Rub Nathan's tattoo. Oh, okay. Yeah, he got a AM tattoo. Am I allowed to say his name? Sure. I did Nathan's tattoo. So he got a big tattoo last Friday. Um, and it goes on his knee and above his knee. What is that called? Your thighs? What? Anyway, it's humongous. So he got a tattoo and um, yeah, he's in a lot of pain. Yeah. It's, uh, bright colors and, um, well that was a mistake. I think it's American Traditional is what they call that type style. What the style tattoo he got, I think it's called American traditional. None of no tattoos. I'm too big of a puss to put one on. He said it was the worst tattoo. Let's ask your honest opinion about what, if you want me to be honest about what this is, what it's about, how do you feel about tattoos? I don't like them at all. Zero. Now do I see some people with a ni a tattoo? That looks nice. Yes. So the rock with the tattoos, you don't like'em on'em? Mm-hmm. You see that? What do, hold on. I gotta think about. What do you mean? If he had none of'em, he'd still look good. Well, of course, but that's my example. Okay. So I don't Okay. So, but because he has'em. Like it don't turn me off unless they are everywhere. I don't like, I don't know about that. But it don't, no, I just don't love, I would never get one'cause one of'em a wuss. You don't have any, do you? Hell no. So your, your husband, your son and your daughter? Yeah. They're idiot. My husband's got one because when he was a teenager he took a razor blade Yes. And made a cross in his arm. So he wanted, he did the razor blade, cut it in. Yes. Scott did it with a, a paper clip, burned it. See, and then that was back in the day when it's dummy. So stupid. Yeah. So he had, he got one to cover that, otherwise he would never get another one. Okay. But not that he didn't like him. Yeah. He don't want another one, he said. But, um, Nathan's got several, Bri's got several hidden because she knew if she'd come home with them, we'd kill her. Yeah, but it's not that. It's just one, I'm a wuss. That's the truth. Okay. And two, I just feel like when I get old, I'm gonna just look ridiculous. with tattoos. See that I, this is the thing, but that's just my opinion. Opinion. Again, remember I said this is freestyle Friday, so listen, this conversation's going from one side of the earth to the next, and I think that's everything. Well, whatever, but I mean, usually we have some kind of topic or whatever. Yeah, yeah. No, we gonna talk about everything. Okay. We gonna be honest today about a lot of different things. All right. Let's be honest. So on the topic of tattoos, okay, love'em. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Um, too many though is, is too much like I young kids when I like, if you could erase'em without, like torture and all that. That's what I mean, like when you're young, that's scary. Yeah, it's, I can't stand a face tattoo or a neck tattoo. Oh, those are my, okay. When the boys were growing up and they were starting to get tattoos and doing'em their selves, oh my gosh. Yep. Stick and poke. That's jailhouse old school tattoos. Um, when they were started doing that, Zach got a little tiny piece of pizza. I remember that. Remember that? And I had to hide that from Scott for years too. Yes, I remember that. Oh, so crazy. But anyway, that was fun. I had a lot of shit from Scott. Mm-hmm. That's for another episode. We can list them. Yeah. We talk about that on another visit. But anyway, um, I think about like people that do sleeves or the whole leg. You know, there's some that look good. No, that's what I mean. They look great. Yeah. But then when you get older, yeah. What do you look like? Hmm. Not only that, you're stuck with that picture forever. So it better be something very important. Well, I regret my first tattoo. See, that's what I'm saying. I don't regret this one, but if it was somewhere you could see it. No, even still, I mean, it's a tramp stamp. Who? Uh, like what are you trash? Yeah, but plenty of people got'em. I know. But we got'em because we're trash. Let's be real. A tramp stamp is literally the name of it. Tramp Stamp. You're tramp. I did it because you're a tramp. To show my ass that. Yeah, because you're wanting people to look at that area. Yes. Because the, because it a hundred percent Yes, it's right above your ass. It makes it at it. But if you look at nice ass, you ain't gotta do all that. Well, no. I mean, I look away. I had a nice ass. I ain't got it now'cause I'm fast, but Yeah. Yeah. I don't care about that. Yeah. All right. Now, now I haven't, I'm like, ugh. I think to myself, you're stuck with them. They're painful. I'm scared. Yeah. It's just like belly piercings though, too. Oh, I got belly piercings. Yeah. But, but as soon as I got pregnant, I had to take it out. Yeah. And a lot of people get it redone after, but for me, I was like, I'm old. I'm like, come on dude. We're too old for that stuff. Yeah. Maybe if we were 20, we'd say something different about tattoos. I mean, that's why I say I, I think maybe, you know, whatever. Each person's different. Yeah. There's nice ones for sure. Yeah. But I'm scared. Yeah. And you stuck with it. Well that's your main, yeah. Yeah. I'm a woos. Okay. But that's why I say the face and the neck. No, no. Yeah. I heard the elbows and knees are the worst and that's why Nathan's in pain. Yeah. A week later. Obviously. He didn't hear that shit. Yeah. So obviously the tattoo artist didn't say to him, you sure you want this Bro. Brina FaceTimed me after she got a big tattoo on her back at the tattoo shop and told she got a big, big tattoo on her back. Told them leave. Oh yes. At the tattoo shop? Yes. Well, big mistake. Shouldn't have done that. You lose your shit. Yeah. And her on FaceTime in front of them, Her ex-boyfriend's dad owns a tattoo shop and he's the one that gave it to her. Then she FaceTimed me, thought I would be love it. Forgiving because? Because I was on FaceTime with all her and her friends. Mm. Big mistake. If you want me to be honest. Hey, I tell my kids all the time, don't put me on speaker if you don't want to, and don't put me on FaceTime. Especially the shocking stuff. Come on man. Man. That's when you know my reaction. Come on, dude. Yeah. You were hoping for the best. He said, oh, yay. No bitch. That's crazy. Yeah, yeah, I agree. And then I get blamed for being a bitch. All right. Well it is what it is. I mean, truth hurts. It's okay. Hey, I think I'm getting old. I hear ringing in my ears. Oh, that's tinnitus. That's what that's called. That's what that is. One old age. It might be an underlying problem. Left. What is this? A hearing test. You remember that? Yeah. I failed that bitch. Obviously you're failing now, Mic. Maybe. Maybe that's what it was. What? The mic actually was plugged in. But my hearing. So bad. Dude, I don't remember seeing that light on. You don't remember seeing something like that? I handed her the cord too. She must have sat it down, dude. That's fine. It's an hour of our life that we could have had back. Like I need every hour. Huh? Maybe there was some reason we shouldn't and Brina FaceTimed us. It was so it was gonna be good too. Dang. Yeah. There are a lot of good, good things in there. Yeah, it's whatever, but that's okay. That's okay. Anyway, so next week's 4th of July, short week. Paul comes home today. Paul's home today. Thank goodness for who? Thank goodness. If you want me to be honest, that means I'm gonna be wore out, bro. Did we run the streets with this mother? Yeah. You're gonna be complaining that you're cheating on your whatever you want. You're on diet or whatever. I mean, that's why I'm on trizepitide. Oh my. Ain't no cheat. You just cheat with the cheat. You cheat with a cheater. You're a cheater. You're a cheater. That's the way you do it. I don't care about it enough, I guess. Dude, I go back into the fat girl Shit. I starved myself for 30 days. Lost one pound. No. Bye bye Felicia. Bye Felicia. Bye. Anyway, um, so I don't even wanna talk about fat, okay? Anymore. I was so upset getting dressed for that concert last night. Why? I must have changed about six times. Oh God. Dude, I'm tired of being fat. Oh my God, you ain't even fat. I am. Oh my God. Because she used to be like this. Now she's like this, so she's complaining. You know what's funny is like the old song. It's Jiggling Baby. It's JI think it's Jingling Baby. Go ahead baby. That song. You know that one jiggling baby? No, I have no idea what it be. I'm gonna put it in here. Everybody knows that song. You're the only person. Maybe if I heard it, I would. Oh, cool. J Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know what now. You know. All of a sudden, now, you know, all of a sudden, if it ain't jiggling, baby. I just created it to be, be jiggling baby, because that's what's happening now. I can't, I twerk anymore girl. It's like an earthquake couch. Not, yeah. I just gotta lift a little bit and that whole thing goes p It's like when you shake out the blankets on the, you know what we need to do on the bed? Do clips of like when we go to parties and stuff of us dancing and throw'em out here, because mine would be great. Oh, people don't wanna see that. Okay. Yeah, they would be amazing. They'd definitely be comical. That's what I'm saying. You're you're famous. Yeah. I won a contest. Kim gave me a reward at her house for dancing Best. Okay. Kim was the judge. Yeah. The what was the best part of the dance was what made her laugh because it was comical. Was good. Probably. Okay. Okay. But I won. That's all that matters. That's true. That's true. I won many a dance contests back in the day. Wow. Because she Yeah, hoe. Um, so y'all see these grays that are growing, which, let me see. Yeah, they're, you're talking about the grays, but this, I actually like episode what? Six. But hold on. The reason why I'm front it up, because next time they see me, it might not be there because I'm gonna tell you get, or we couldn't cover them fucking greys, they'll be brighter. They don't cover when you dy you're shot. So I never dyed my hair. I probably dyed my hair twice in my life. Maybe you're gonna have all sorts of highlights. I bought some dye. I bought some dye like two months ago, but I'm still scared to do it so I brung it today so she can maybe dye my hair, but I'm so scared. Let me show y'all. Lemme show y'all both. Tell us what you think. It's mahogany, Maha Mahogany. So I'm just scared. And then she keeps saying My gray are gonna come out. Something a different color. They do. Then it's gonna look ridiculous with a line. No, it'll blend in. I know what I'm doing. It'll look better than what you fucking got. Whoa. Damn. Shots fired. Boom, boom. I have to put in Zach's little sound part. Yes, we need that. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. We need that shots by our, I like that little thing. I think so too. But I pushed the Shrek face and it went on forever. I know. Holy crap. I didn't know I was just trying something. You see what happens when I try. Shit. I know. This is why we don't give her little toys. I know. Story of my life. Electronics is really the problem. Wow. That rain is coming in sideways. Just so you know, if all of a sudden we look like Dorothy and the Wizard of Oz Chi a tornado. Yes. Okay. If all of a sudden, dude, hey, we spent a lot of money on this shit. I know. Come on bro. Anyway, so, uh, what else do you wanna speak about before the weekend? Um, there were a couple of things I had thought about. Brina got a job. Oh, yay. Oh, I need those. I need we do we need a sound voice? Yes, we do. But wait, she's always had a job. Let me straighten that out. Oh yeah. No, that didn't sound right. I got it. Yeah. Like she got a job way. She's 22 years old. She never worked day in her life. Yes. But she got a call, um, to become a third grade teacher. Yes. Yay. So proud of her. Good job. Good job. So we'll see. We'll see how that goes her first year. So we're gonna, yeah, see how that goes. It's gonna be interesting. I think she'll do fine. She's been dealing with kids for a long time. She likes kids. I don't know why she would do, dunno know why she, I'm confused. I don't know why she likes kids. Dude. First of all, not that. Okay, hold on. We like kids, but I'm just saying, do we, I don't wanna be babysitting'em all day and all night. I don't know though. I love, I mean, come for an hour or two and get out. You want my honest opinion? We're just too old. That's what it is. I like. My grandchild in doses. Love him. Adore him. He is the Yeah, yeah, yeah. Most amazing. But, but 24 hours a day. Okay. No. First of all, I warn people nine hours every day, Monday through Friday. Not just because I could do Winston. Just him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But 20 to 30 of'em. Oh. Oh. Hell no. That's what I'm saying. Hell no. She, she likes it. She comes home and tells me, oh, they're so sweet. Mama. As smart as she is, she is dumb as hell. She's, we've always said she's not street smart. She's book smart. Correct. My son is street smart, not book smart. Not that he, he graduated, say, I mean, you see? Ding, ding, ding. He just is, she's just, it comes natural for her. And I don't know where she got it. She has a photographic memory though. Yes, she does. Yeah. She was supposed to become a doctor and started working outta school. Liking is, this is a sign from God to shut it down. Absolutely. Anyway, anyway, so the weekend's here, we're happy. Yeah. We're glad I don't have to work no more. Don't have to be here and work and she loves it. Don't let her fool you. This is her getaway. Yes. That's why I'm still here. Like a little vacation and we still gotta plan our trip. Just those girls trips. Oh yeah. Yeah. That one. Yeah, I agree. Just those girls. Wow. It just stopped. Like That's crazy. Florida weather is afternoon. Really, really crazy thunderstorms. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Alright, well yeah, so Paul's home. We're gonna have a good time. Lots of partying with Paul. And maybe he's got us a new shirt. We got him a shirt. We got him a little special. Did you pick him up a shirt? Him a shirt? Him a shirt? Did you? A shirt. I got him made. I know you made one, but did you? No. Bitch made boy. That's what that shirt says. You okay? But you got, you got it. We're good. Well, we have to go drive to go get it, but yes. It's his shirt too. It's his shirt. I got my sister a shirt.'cause you know she'll be pissed. I can't leave her out. Yeah. Okay. Um, I would never. Leave her out. Um, and yeah, I need advertising People like, share this. Spread the word. Give it to your mama, give it to your daddy. Give it to'em. All that's right. I'm gonna put in there Red Hot Chili Peppers. One of my favorite bands. Give it away. Give it away. Give it away Now give it away. Get away. I'm just saying yes. Don't be shy. What exactly? Like, follow, subscribe. Yes. All those wonderful things. But anyway, we're gonna do something next week. I think our next episode's gonna be something that's, it's gonna be Wednesday,'cause 4th of July is Friday. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean that, yeah, for sure. We're gonna, um, record our next recording or next episode's probably gonna be something in regards to like, um, gen X versus millennials. In the way of life and trending topics and our true opinions on shit. Great. Yeah, I'm gonna tell you how I feel about that. How about that fad? The uh, a hundred men versus gorillas? Oh, that one. I wanna talk about that one. Like when I got a few opinions on that. Okay. Some thoughts. Me too. I go back and forth. Yeah. And you know, some of the new words they use nowadays, like Riz. What's that? You gonna find out next week And the texting. I know, like they say, you don't put, okay, you put OKAY unless you're mad and put. Okay. I don't understand that. I put, okay. Yeah. I don't know what to tell y'all. Or don't put KI never do KI just put, okay. No, but I used to K because you know, I, I'm busy. That seems like you're mad. I'm busy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. I don't have time for no bullshit. Quick answer. We'll talk about all this stuff. We get all those because I got list this going be an hour episode. You you're welcome Andrew. Yeah, you're welcome Andrew. Um, and we're gonna have some intro music hopefully soon. Yes. Yeah. What you got? Text Here we go. More shit I gotta do or we just need to jot down so I can send it. No, I just got. Yeah. Anyway. Anyway. Alright guys. You have a wonderful weekend, fun. Happy 4th of July. That was lightning. Gotta go, God's saying ended. Thanks for joining. Thank you. Like follow, share. Apple podcast, Spotify, iHeartRadio, YouTube. We're on YouTube also as podcasts. 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