Anniversary Anecdotes: Laughter, Love, and Libations

Anniversary Antics and Honest Conversations - If You Want Me To Be Honest

Join Cindy and April in this hilarious and candid episode of 'If You Want Me To Be Honest.' This week, the dynamic duo discusses their wedding anniversaries, shares crazy family stories, and debates the pros and cons of married life. From concocting special drinks made by Scotty to taking unexpected calls from friends, you'll be entertained by their honest and unfiltered banter. Don't miss out on their funny anecdotes, future plans, and a whole lot of unexpected laughter. Perfect for anyone needing a dose of raw and relatable humor!

00:00 Introduction and Today's Agenda

00:14 Discussing Scotty's Special Drink

01:11 Call-In from Kim

05:53 Weekend Recap: Shopping and Dining

16:21 Beach Day and Paddle Boarding

20:37 Anniversary Plans and Reflections

26:56 Dog Ownership Woes

27:50 Living Alone Fantasies

28:24 Husband Annoyances

29:33 Relationship Dynamics

31:03 Household Habits

32:46 Safety Concerns

37:28 Mother's Quirks

42:33 Anniversary Plans

51:50 Podcast Wrap-Up

Transcript

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Welcome back to, if you want Me to be honest. I am Cindy again, and this is April Yay partner in crime. Yay. Um, so we're just gonna be talking shit today. Shit. Talking shit. Talk. I mean, don't we do that every day? Yes, exactly. But let's talk about this drink first. Let's talk about this little specialty that Scotty M made us. Yeah, Scotty's made up. This is how it's supposed to look. This is what you do. It's supposed to look this beautiful Uhuh You bubble see it. Okay. Okay. See, she always gotta be a smart ass. If you bubble it, then it's, you don't spill it. Stirring it. You go, I'm, I'm gonna show you the picture of the original. I got first you sent, he follows that. What is that? Alcohol instructions? What? What is that noise you're making? Yeah, it's guy, right? Why? Why do you make that noise? Because it's something, something, something ain't, right now, something's right, but maybe too right? It's a little too right. For yo ass yeah. Okay. So I don't know if y'all can see this. I probably should cover my name on Facebook'cause I know y'all are dying to follow me, but I don't want you to. Let's take a call in from Kim. Perfect timing. Hi Kim. You're on the podcast. On the podcast. April and Cindy. What? You're on the podcast. We're recording if you want me to be honest. You called it a perfect time. Oh, do you have any questions for me? Oh, we got loads. Wow. Let's see. Actually, we are introducing a new drink that Cindy sent me and we made Scott make for us. Nice. Mm-hmm. Yep. And it's called an Amaretto Island punch. It's good too. You gotta blow. That does sound nice. So I gotta show it now. Hold on. I always gotta blow it for some reason. Hold on, Kim. Stay there. I gotta. Show the picture. See, that's what it looked like. Now show yours, Cindy. Looks like shit. See, she turned it into mud. This is hers. Mine. Yeah, but you gotta, thank you. Mix it up. Are you gonna get all the stuff at the bottom? Mix up margaritas. Anyway, how are you Kim? I'm well with you. I'm well. I'm good. Did you have a good day so far at work? Um, not really. Let's see's for another show. Yeah. Okay. Coworkers that get on your nerves. Oh shit, we got a lot of those. Mm-hmm. We gonna have you on the podcast specifically for that. Yes. Okay, well I was just calling in to see if we're working out. Um, this body says we got to after this drink, my mind says, I don't want to, I'm just saying my body. Yes. Ladies tell me. Oh lord, Help me. Yep. Yep. That's what we're doing. So yes, we are working out today because that medicine I'm on ain't really fully working. I got my own medicine. It's right here. Right. Cindy does a drinking hers away. Yeah. I need to work off this anger I have. Oh. Oh shit. We going to get somebody's ass. Yeah. Good workout. Makes you feel better. That's right. That's right. That's why I feel like shit all the time is all bound up. Yeah, her shit's bound up. Maybe you need that Oli Pop drink I drink. It really should be called Oli Poop. Oli Poop. You know what an Oli pop is, Kim? Yes, I do. Right. You drink it? Yeah. Never. It makes, it's for good, for gut health. Dude. Yeah, my gut's fine. And not for sitting in the pool like they do the advertisements where it Oh, it looks so nice. I bet that tastes good. Yeah. Until I float in a pool. Mm-hmm. Until you gotta go shit. Yeah. And you're stuck on the raft. Oh, I not, that's right. That's right. It'd be like a poo poo cruise. I'm gonna put diapers on you too, in the pool. Y'all keep drinking this shit. I don't drink it. I try. Good job, Kim. She don't do it. I did, I I'm drinking it right now'cause I got some gut issues. Okay. Why? Y'all gotta be rude. You need probiotics for gut issues. That's what this is. That's what that is. Oh, you gotta, I it's a little gummy for me. I don't know what you, no, this is so that like if you're a soda person,'cause I haven't drank soda in three years, you know. Oh. So if you like the taste of soda, it's a special little treat for you. Oh, I don't drink soda that much. Yeah, they have good flavors. Yeah, they got cream stickle, orange cream pop, which is my favorite. Yeah. No, no, thank you. Sorry. Well, alright, I just wanna let you know, you're gonna have to meet me there. Okay. I'm gonna keep, I'll talk to you later. Okay. Okay. Well, thank you. Joining the podcast, we'll have you call in again. Yes. Call me for questions. All right. Call you on the question day. Love ya. Bye. Bye. Bye. Alright. She was like, damn, I got stuck on that. I was a guest appearance. There you go. By phone. Yeah. You know, little call in hope you don't get paid. Well, I don't. We're not really in that position. That's what I'm saying. She getting a dime. Well, I mean, it's a, what's that? A tele teleconference? Yeah. What's that called? Telehealth When you, yeah, telehealth. No, that's expensive. Well, that was a telehealth because she told you to go to the gym. Yes. Oh, but this bitch gonna be my doctor. Pretty much that's some bullshit. Pretty much she already dictates my damn life. Anywho, that was fun. So my weekend, what did you do this weekend, buddy? Um, not much. I can give you a very small glimpse of it. Okay. So of course Saturday, Friday, I told Brina I could take her shopping. Mm-hmm. Get her like three or four outfits, maybe some shoes or whatever because she's gonna be a teacher for the first time. Most dread. Anything to do. We can go to lunch and blah, blah, blah. She's like, uh, uh, uh, mo and groan, getting free clothes though, but don't want to go. So then Saturday she wakes up, gets up, moves around about 1130, says, yeah, did you want to go? I said, yeah. We go down to the outlets or the mall. Uh, I feel like the, that's far. I said, but then we can go to lunch. Uh, that's an all day adventure. This is what she says to me, dude. And I said, but what else we gonna do? What else she gonna do? She's like, I feel like we can just go to tj, Matt. What the hell? And I said, well, maybe TJ Maxx and Kohl's. And then we go to lunch. Yeah, we'll see. We go to TJ Maxx. She finds like three pair of pants, right? Then she says, I can actually order the shirts on online. Of course she found a pair of shoes. Then I said, okay, um, you wanna go to Kohl's? Nah, let's just run in Ross real quick. We were there five minutes done. And I said, well, I want him run to Publix. We can get us a pub sub and stuff. Nah. You got screwed. She sucks. So I think what we need to do for her for now on nothing. Well that's one thing for sure. Definitely that I think that you and I, you know, just another business for us to sort, not that we have too much to do already, but we could set up where we do secret shopper kind of thing. You know what that is. Uh, so we go shop for her. We are like, oh, okay. She would not like what I do. Well, no. She would send us, she could do her laziness online. This is ridiculous. This is why I think that's gonna be one of our shows is Gen X. We were gone like an hour and a half, went back home and sat it all day and that has destroyed this. Sat there all day. Destroyed humanity. Yeah. Except for, for our podcast. Yeah. This is a great thing to have it on. But Friday night we did go to Stone Wood for dinner. Oh, I love that place. Oh well. Well, she tried to save you some money. I don't, I wanna shop up and eat, dude. So we went to Stone Wood Friday night though. Had dinner. That's good. Drinks. Then come home. And then yesterday I just sat around most of the day bored until, why didn't you come swim with us at Kim's? Kim never text me. She wouldn't need to invite you. It's an open invitation. Kim didn't text me. It's all them other hoodlums you bring. Got the one. Yeah. So we try a little drink. Drink. I said Yep. Try it. Should I stir it? Like do you stir it? Show you all don't. And only that I got it. I got it. Freaking, gotta have a napkin or got my sister controlling my life. I think you control it more just the day to day. Just saying. Yeah, just not the weekend. Okay. So you saw how my drink was, right? Dream. It's heavy. It's okay. You ain't got nowhere to go. This is how Cindy stir. Well, when it's high, don't bubble too hard, you gonna have a problem. Yeah. And it mixes it up. They see you went too hard. Okay, so first of all, the noise alone of it makes me giggle. But look, it makes it up. And if you know me, the word fart or poop or shit, like those are comical to me and farts crack me up. Oh, that's why your son farts all the damn time. Yes. He thinks he's funny. He's not that funny. He's a fart. Right? Really? You, you of all people. We done talked about a fart that stopped Brina in her track. Well, yes. That was funny. More you fart on me while I'm working. Okay. Remember, did I You squatted? Yes. You squatted down and shit right on me. And Lucky kept laughing and couldn't. Thank God they don't have like smell of vision. You know? Smell. Yeah. In the future. Yeah. Yeah. Because that'd be something else she farted on me. But anyway, so that's all I did all weekend. Okay. Just so you know. And she thinks I'm bougie. I fart and I'm bougie. Yeah. She's a farting, bougie girl. God, I wish I farted like glitter or something. What the hell? And like. Like flower smell. I wish you didn't. I sure wish you did some fucked up shit. Just saying that was so rude. Anyway, I was going to try this little drink. Drink. Okay. I a little baby sip. Look at how much I already drank you baby. Back bitch said he probably made yours weak. Her. He didn't know who was drinking. Who? Well then he tried to, he tried to sabotage one of us. Yes. So we gotta figure out who it is. That doesn't really need to be stirred though. He already said, you know why? Yeah. That's the amaretto that sits down there. Mm-hmm. And I'm okay. I can drink amaretto over the rocks. Yeah. Well. Well, that's on the rocks. On the rocks. Over the rocks. What do you It's gonna hang out over the rocks like I did when we went to Puerto Rico. Remember? Yes. You were with the rocks. The rocks. I was one with the rocks. Yeah, for sure. That would've been a year, dude. I know. I think tomorrow, yeah, is when we flew. I just told Mark that. I was like, last year, this time we were in Puerto Rico and now where are we going this year? Nowhere. Well, I'm going somewhere because you suck. I'm going Georgia. Georgia. We going to do a chop aversary chopper. It's gonna be funny. That's what Scott calls it. Chop chop. Yeah. You, you chop on. So what'd you do over the weekend? Um, I did a couple little things. Mm-hmm. I had actually a nice weekend. Mm-hmm. So Friday. What did we do? You and I hung out work. Did we work together on Friday? We worked, yes. It was date night, Friday for me. When did me and Scott go? No. Yeah. Movie night. That was Wednesday night. Nah. Yeah. Really? Yeah. You went Wednesday night? I dressed up. I look cute. Girl dressed up. She's a cute girl. Outfit dressed up. Yeah, I do like that. It was like a romper. I actually had my hair done and my hair dirty. Hair dude had my makeup full. Makeup full face. Not this bullshit like you were gonna pick up a man. I was trying to keep him man. That's what I'm trying to do. And girl, we were going see Superman. You thought you were gonna meet Superman? Hey, we went to the premier. She thought she was gonna meet Superman. There was a little actor, a little boy dressed up like not a little boy. God, that sounded sick. There was a little man dressed up, um, like Superman there. He didn't look like Superman. He didn't, I don't even understand. Okay. He didn't. I mean, it was a sweet gesture, but Scott said, you wanna get your picture with Superman? Oh my God, that's not, he should have. That would've been funny. We could have put on a paw. I know I should have did it, but I didn't because, you know, I didn't want my man to get jealous. I would've done it in a heartbeat. He wouldn't ask me if I wanted a picture with. Super man. Mm-hmm. How to grab his tushie. I'm kidding. What's super on here? I'm kidding. Okay, so you're not kidding. You don't know when you went to the She's a grove bud. Next, what'd you do? Okay, so that was Wednesday. No, it was Thursday night. Thursday night because Friday, Friday. Friday you and I were working together. Oh, we didn't, no, we didn't take Josh to lunch on Friday. Yes, we did. Was it Friday? Yes, we did. Longhorn. Took Josh to lunch. Yes. Nice little boy. Sweet, sweet. Not little boy, but man, young man. Yes, he is a sweet young man. Then that's it. And then me and, no, no, stop. We went like Monday and took him to lunch Friday. I went out. Wait minute to dinner with Mark. We don't even know what we did Friday. It's Monday. Okay, wait a minute. Today is Monday. Bitch. How did we take him? Monday? No, we said Friday. We didn't take'em Friday. Today is Monday, Thursday. We took him Wednesday today. Today's what? Monday? Monday, yes. We took him Thur, uh, Wednesday to lunch. He left Thursday. Hmm. Yeah. Interesting. Anyway, we don't know what we did. Shit. Two takes ago. No, it was Friday. No, he left Thursday all week, so it was Wednesday, Friday we went to Hooligan's with Gabby in Winston. My God. So when I got home on Friday, I said to Brina, mark, I love Winston. Brina said, I hope you know she's. A little jealous. She's like, I hope you love my kid as much. Yeah, well, of course I'm no, I'm gonna hate that kid. I said, unless it's a badass kid, I ain't gonna be wanting to be around no bad kid. She's like, well, you and dad can, can whoop my kid. I said, don't worry. I act like crazy. Can want Gabby's kid too. Shit, I'm crazy. I'm going, I'm over kid. Yeah. So, but anyway, um, yeah, so that's what, that's what we did Friday. Okay. So now that I know what I'm doing, okay, so Thursday I went to Superman. Yes. For a date night. That was fun. Friday. And I can tell you this, first of all, the man they cast for Superman. Mm-hmm. He good looking guy. Yeah. Most Supermans are mans. Mans. And I can tell you this, a lot of people are saying, ah, it's uh, woke. It wasn't actually, Hmm. I thought it was a really good movie for dc like a comic. It was made based on the comic, actual, you know, clip. Well, I'm gonna have to go see it from a certain comic. Yeah. Went and saw a Jurassic Parks Park Rebirth or whatever. Something, yeah, it's called Rebirth. It was good. I liked it. I want to go see that. I, I liked it almost better than any of the others, really. The first 15 minutes or so, I was like, uh, it's, uh, no, I don't know. But then it it, it kicked in. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I'm realizing, I think Hollywood is running outta shit to record, so they just like, they're just not creative enough anymore. Like the 55 Fast and Furious. Oh my God. Mark loves all of them though. I know and that's fine. They're franchises. It's like people watching us. It was, you know, well they're all pretty good. We're, but you know when it was the best the rock was in there. Oh yeah. Then I watch it. Yeah. So anyway, but yeah. What'd you do? Saturday? Saturday. Saturday we went to the beach, which was real nice. I got to watch, which, I got a video of this shit Gar. Oh God. Um, we went to the beach and. It was Kim, me and Paul and Scott. Okay. And then my mom and Stan showed up, which was nice on the beach. Uhhuh. Okay. And you know, Scott brought his paddle board. I think I told all of y'all I'd seen that paddle board Board on the beach. Why would he bring that? Who's getting on that? He did it. He did it again. He tried it again without his glasses. Did it again? No, he put, he kept'em on. He had the glasses on, but he got floaters, you know the Oh, okay. So that if they come off. So they came off, but they stayed around his neck. Okay. But how'd he do? Um, I got a video of it. Oh shit. Him and Paul, Paul tried it too. Paul tried it too. They could do the knee one. Let's just say when they went try and stand. Well, the beach is hard. It's too wavy. Not really. It was pretty flat. Once you got past the break, did you and Kim Kim try it? Hell, who? I wanna try it. Yeah. Once I get. Cardio up and I can get Yeah, but stand up. Just try. It's fun because I can barely stand on the beach itself. You can stand up. I wanna try it next time we go, but I want it flat. Like the water's gotta be pretty flat. Yeah. Like the lake. Yeah. Because otherwise nobody's standing. Yeah. And I'm not taking it in our intercostal. That's gators. No. Hell no. I ain't doing it out there. That's what I'm saying. Shit. We got deers and gators in ours now. I know. Deers in the water. All deer Gators show up. Sharks, depending on how drunk Scott is, sometimes a beached whale. Wow. That's what we told him years ago. Poor. You remember that when he got so drunk at the beach? He laid there. Well, he was trying to be silly, but Oh yeah. The wave. I think he fell or something and it was trying to play it off. Oh. And the wave would roll him. So he was just like rolling back and forth kind of thing. And I was like, what the hell? Get up. Get up. You're embarrassing me. Yeah. So you went to the beach Saturday. What else? So we did the beach, then we went to Kim's. It was good time as usual. What'd you do Sunday? And so well, oh, I know what I forgot to tell you. So Friday night. Mm-hmm. We ended up at um, Johnny D's. Oh my God. And give a shout out to them. Well, I mean, it was a good time. We went in there, had a couple drinks. Paul had more than a couple drinks. Oh shit. Scott had some extra drinks. Yeah. Scott's a double shot. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We played that a bowling game there. Oh, okay. And so we did the bowling. Kim and I first, it sucked trying to figure it out. Girl. We clicked in, locked in, locked in. They beat the shit outta them too. He well so bad that Paul said he was going back and putting 20 bucks in that machine and going around. He's gonna, he's gotta keep trying. You know what Brenda told me about Johnny D's What? Because she goes, there's she, that's what she wants to do for her 22nd birthday. Go to Johnny D's. I said, you wanna go to Johnny D's? She's said, yeah, but if there's a lot of us in there, it's gonna be so much fun. Yeah. They had a DJ there when we were there. Yeah. I like, it was pretty good. Tour Tooas back in day and they, Friday night did the dancing. Yeah, that was fun. Oh yeah. It used to be great when we'd go with all the girls from, from work. Yeah. That was fun. When we had a, when we had a cool squad. Yeah. Yeah. We had a lot of people that worked and all of'em That's true. Were amazing then. Yeah. It was fun. But anyway, so that's what you did? Yeah. So, so then Sunday we just, I had my knees and uh, we got Winston. Then we went to Kim's pool and hung out. Swam and Yeah, did our thing. It poured down rain. Oh my God. It rained last night. Bad. Yeah. Geez. I know. It kept waking me up. It did. Uhhuh, thank you. Y'all are welcome that there's no thunder and lightning in this show. Okay. Thunder and lightning. Thunder. Thunder. You've already told her to keep her. JJ what am drunk date job? Date job? Jesus. Keep drinking. Look at her. Keep her day job. She's a wuss hope y'all came for the honesty because I'm staying for the petty So, um, this week is our anniversary. Well that's, that's why. Funny you had mentioned that it's been a year ago that we went to Puerto Rico. Yeah, yeah. And we went to Puerto Rico for our 30th anniversary. Now, people might not know that. I know that when our first episode, we talked about how you and I met and all that and we kind of brushed up on, oops, sorry. Difficult getting that fat belly out from under there. Um, we kind of touched on the fact that, you know, we got married the day before each other. Yeah. Yeah. Um, but yeah. So for 31 years, this week, one years, yes. We've been celebrating pretty much together. I mean, a couple times you've gone away to, you know, your little fancy weekend. Yeah. Real fancy Orlando. Mm-hmm. Now we're doing nothing. Yeah. I'm gonna do nothing this year. I mean, I do have reservations for dinner. Oh yeah, of course. Dinner. I asked Scott and I said, um, so you can at least get me something. Oh my God. Yeah, mark. None. He's, as we're talking about our anniversary mm-hmm. And that we're not going away, but we're swapping it. We are gonna go to Hawaii eventually in like November. Um, without me just throwing that out there, what. Unless people would like to go ahead and donate now to the fund, Cindy can go. Cindy can go and I can leave Mark. Yeah, we, I mean, it's her anniversary. It ain't his true, but I said as we're talking about it, he gets a text and I'm like, Hm dang. Who's that? Who's that? You? Mm-hmm. It was Kay's jeweler. That's a sign. Yeah. A sign from God. Yeah. Kay's jeweler saying, come on in your anniversary. So instantly I said, and what you getting me from my anniversary? Matter of fact, he asked me what I wanted, but Mark hasn't asked me nothing. Really? No. But Brina brought me these pretty flowers yesterday and said, happy anniversary, mom. Aw. Did you say my anniversary is not today? She knows, but she just said I was going to the store today, so I wanted to get you flowers real, pretty well. And they ain't gonna stay alive, so No. Eventually they're gonna die. Well, I would've kept them in the car. In the car. No. About have taken things outta my vehicle, but okay. Yeah. So, um, uh, so pretty much sums up. You had a fantastic weekend. I had a great weekend. Great. Uh, made me bored all weekend and so did Mark.'cause Mark said we spent a lot of money on dinner Friday night, so we ain't going Saturday. I'm tired of Mark. Let's have this conversation. Matter of fact about these man, let's talk about his ass. We're going to be doing a little podcast eventually. Men Suck podcast. Yes. And we going to put them men on here and talk about how bad they suck. Okay, now I'm just gonna forewarn you. I don't know if anybody's been watching our YouTube lately or listening to us'cause you know up them ratings people. Yes. Um. But we don't have that many cuts. Okay. You notice there's not many edits because we have a flow. We don't even, we are perfect. Exactly. I'm gonna forewarn you that one. I'm not sure how much of a show that could make. Yeah, that might be a minute show out of an hour. Yeah. Because of them. Yeah. I, I think more Scott than Mark. That's true. Yeah. That's true. But yeah, it'll be, I think it'll be fun now. I'm scared. I don't know why. I feel like Mark's just gonna sit here and listen to Paul and Scott bash us. I mean, if Mark don't have a drink Yeah. I'm gonna have to drink that day. Yeah. I'm scared for you. Right? I mean, I'm gonna have a drink that day too.'cause I'm gonna, I'm gonna come back at'em. Oh, yeah. So I hope they, I hope they're ready. Yeah. I said I'm gonna name it if you want me to be honest. Don't get married. Hey, I've warned people about kids and marriage. They don't listen. That's on them. I know, I know. Then they want to complain after. Don't, don't complain. No, no, no, no. Yeah. Don't complain to me. I've warned all of you. Shit. Or get off the pot like you wanna get married. Listen to your elders. Oh dude. Haven't we learned? They don't. They don't listen. They don't learn. Just turn out, don't listen. You don't learn. I've told all my kids, um. Most of your kids haven't had kids? They're No, no, not my kids. They're girlfriends. Oh, what did you, well, not all mine.'cause I only got two that got girlfriends. Um, Zach and Brandon. Mm-hmm. They're girlfriends. I've told if you lock in for too long, you're stuck at that point. Well, they, you wasted it. They're, they're, they're stuck. Yeah. If you don't like how they are, move on. Yeah. They should have moved on a while ago. Otherwise. Suck it up, buttercup. Yeah. They're stuck like I was. Yeah, you're stuck too. 35 years, you got the best of me. Yeah. It's over with. Yeah. And you're done. Dang. Because I can't believe, I don't think anybody else could put up with my ass. First of all, I'm a whole different person than I used to be. I'm a lot meaner. I'm a lot meaner because I'm like in my, I don't give a fuck a, um, era. You know what I mean? Yeah. I mean, I can, I can tell a difference. Yeah, for sure. You can tell a difference in me a little bit. Yeah. I mean towards like I want to do what I want to do right. Kind of thing. Yeah. Because I think as we get older, I think I'm too though. Yeah. I think women, as we get older, you get tired, man. Yeah. We're not, well, at least Gen X like I age group, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. Once you hit your like late forties into your fifties. Yeah, I agree. I don't have the patience and tolerance for the bullshit. It's now you gotta go home. Oh, I gotta clean. Oh, I'm just tired of doing it all. Yeah. That's why when, when I buy furniture or something mm-hmm. I think ahead. Right. Is this got little crevices like Right. What you've gotta think of, keep upkeep, keep it as easy as possible. Yeah, I agree. Yeah. I wish I did that. Yeah. I wish I thought about that after having my dogs. I've already, yeah. I told Scott I'm, I'm gonna get a dog like Mika. Oh, did you hear that? Cling. Cl cl cl cl cling. You're gonna get a dog like Mika that don't, shed don't, shed don't stink. No. Well, that I, I just, I don't want another dog. It's a lot of, a lot of work. Well, and then when you go somewhere, you gotta find somebody to watch'em and, right. Not only that, if when they die, it's devastating. I can't do it no more. I'm done with that. Why did you gotta go there? I'm just saying Ha ha ha. Moment. I'm just saying it's the part that sucks. This is the alcohol, so I'd rather not, well, I'd just rather not. I'd rather not too. Yeah, the stress is too much, so I agree. I think I'm good. Just all around don't have kids. Don't have no animals. A husband, no kids. Pretty much just be lonely. Mark was just saying the other day, yesterday or the day before. Oh, yesterday we were talking to Brina and, and the room. He says, um, yeah, I used to have an apartment in in the, on beach side. Um, it was a one studio, and then I went into a, a one bedroom, blah, blah, blah, living alone or whatever. I said, I, I dream that I could live alone one time. I know, just dream. And Mark just kind of looked at me and Brina, it's like you would want a little Oh, yeah. Yes. Just for a little while because when I walk in the house and it's clean. Walk out. When you watch your husband eating and shit's falling on the ground, you just want to take his jugular and rip it out. And he does it all day every day. Right? Peanuts in everywhere through the house. Aw. Said, but he is a sweet man. I don't give a fuck. And she says, I'm the bitch. Yeah. I just can't take it. And then he'll go outside. He'll go outside when it's been raining or whatever, and don't take off his shoes. When you come in, you hear, eh, through the whole house and you see the marks, and I just say, please, God, give, gimme the patient straight because I really am gonna choke him out. That's really what I think. Yeah. But then I smile like nothing's wrong, like nothing's wrong. And Brina just looks at me. I said, I'm gonna. Do you think that when he sees you do that though? Well, he knows. He like this far into our relat. If he knew how deep inside I wanted to choke him out, maybe he wouldn't do it. No, but I think he, no, I think he does know. I don't think he does it on purpose. Who? Who? It might be the, he does it on purpose because he does it every day. Yes. But what I mean is like. Scott and I are so far into the relationship and we'll talk about this'cause it's our anniversary weekend. That's right. That's the name of this episode. We haven't been happy anniversary. He was. Um, but I think when you get this far into your relationship, like you can look at me and know what the fuck I'm thinking. Like you and I are friends. Yeah. We've been friends over 30 years. Something happens. All it takes is a look. Yeah, we know what we're thinking. True. Okay. This is true. So he knows I'm really choke him out. This is what I'm saying. You might have to actually choke him out once I was like, dude, you're just getting my nerves. I think that, I think that's men in general. I love my husband. Don't get me wrong. Well, of course. I'm so happy I've been together this long. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's a good man. I mean, again, he, you know, he, he catered to us and he did, made us our drinks. He really did. Was appreciative. Mm-hmm. Um, and that was nice. But, but he cooks, he cooks a lot from scratch, but that don't excuse the attitude. Oh, wow. The mouth, mouth, the throwing the laundry on the floor. Maybe he's getting older. He is learning. You mean he's what? Trained? No, he's not learning. I'm saying he's getting older and just like, ah, shit. Tip's. More trained than his ass. That's the dog, by the way. But yeah. So 31 years. But does Scott leave drawers open? Halfway open. I thought you were gonna say leave his drawers on the floor. I was gonna, yes, he does. Drawers open. Yes. I'll take you in my room right now. I want They're all cricked a little bit with a piece of clothing hanging out. Yes. He does it all the time. And he use I don't do that. I don't do that. Well, I've videoed it. Good. You should. And I'm just like, shut the drawer. And he's not dirty person. No. But if he uses alcohol, he'll leave it on the counter. He won't put it back underneath the sink. Or if he uses something, I'm like, no, he's definitely not a dirty person. No, he's, he's a fucking germophobe. Yes. He's like, it's just stuff I use every day. Well, if I leave the 30,'cause he's worse than a woman. Mm-hmm. When it comes to vitamins, a hundred of them when it comes to hair product, like all this Yes. Certain stuff. He uses a hundred things a day. We can't leave it on the counters everywhere. No. But you know, considering his severe OCD, you would think he'd pick it up. You know, everything has a place. So you would think he would be the kind that use uses it back. He's not that kind of Ooc d that's Paul. He's shaking the door 55 times to make sure he, so I'm gonna say you and Kim got fucked on the deal. Okay. I Win ding D ding bitch Mike, because Scott's cleans up. He's nothing like that. Oh God. Either of them. Mark is so much like it. He just bitches about random shit. Usually about my mouth. That's the truth. It's usually. Back in the day, that was different. You know, that was, that was stress induced money issues when you get older. And I think in our age you don't really have those kind of issues, usually. Usually. Um, but yeah, no, now, no he ain't, no, he'd leave the door unlocked girl. I'm the one going back, putting the phone. Oh, mark would never, yeah. Somebody comes to the door at three o'clock in the morning, would never would. Who's at the door with the knife or the gun? Me. Not Scott. Scott's like, who, who Is it one of your kids? What the hell? I'm shooting bitches. Okay. I got two Glocks. So you're just, you're the, you're different in that way though. Oh, yeah. Yeah. You and Kim couldn't live the way I live. No, no. And I could never live in your all's situ. It's so crazy to, to me. Yeah, but if you, but if you not that it's bad. I don't mean it that way. No, no. I'm saying, but you, you would probably like the certain things about the man getting up and checking, saying No, babe. Like Mark would never allow me to get up. First of all, I wouldn't. Okay. Yeah. Let's get this very clear. Frozen. Yeah. Get this very clear, babe. Babe. Somebody shut the door. If something comes and happens, y'all are, but, well, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Your house is booby trapped and ready for it is anyway. But I'm saving myself doomsday property. Yes. I'm saving myself. I wish I would could do that. I do not care. Them kids are on their own. Oh yeah. The husband's on their own. That's their problem. I'm saving my damn self. Look witness to it. I'll pray. I'll pray April later. Yeah. Yeah. God help'em. Hopefully April comes and saves'em. Yeah.'cause y'all are straight out of damn luck. Yeah. Yeah. I've seen that. I don't give a shit. I hear you. Yeah. I'm scared. I'm scared. That's it. Yeah. I mean, well that's mine. Rings my doorbell. I don't even, I pee. I pee around the corner like so they can't see me. And I hide, and then I call Mark and I'm like, somebody's knocking on the door. It's Jehovah's Witness. And he's like, who is it? I don't know, babe. And then I wait a little bit and then I go peek out and they're gone. I'm like, oh, thank God. I was so scared for that few minutes. Not me. I'm like, the fuck you want now? Bri's the same way. Now she'll hide. That's so weird to me. You don't open up the nail. I mean, unless you're hiding with a gun. No, no, no. You're just hiding. We're just hiding. I know Brina definitely ain't hiding with the gun, but. Just hide it. She need to be, yeah. I mean, there's plenty to go around. No, I know. Well, you can, yeah. There's plenty to go around, but yeah, no. So yeah, they're straight out of luck if something happens. Yeah. I'm sorry, mark and Sabrina, just so you know, I got your back. The zombie apocalypse come. Yeah, I'm, I'm running for y'all. If it happens, stay. Stay behind them because I'm gonna be in front of him. I got you, buddy. Gotcha. I'm more worried about zombie apocalypse happening and getting shot. Zombie. Zombie. Coming onto your fucking property, bro. Well, you have a certain time limit day. I know. Five minutes. Like you have a time limit or you come to the mailbox, you're getting shot. I think you told my mother that. Yeah. So I mean, I think what we need to do is sync up watches when that happens. Yeah. Like I'll call you and be like, well, it's not too close. Yeah. God help us. We move. I have a backpack full of shit. All I have to do is grab it and go. I've got a great idea what I build on your lot. Okay. Next to you. Okay. And do a tunnel. You build a giant mansion on that lot that you own. Mark and Scott live in that house. Oh, you and I get the mansion? Yes. We put a tunnel underneath. Hey, I home homestead last night. It was kind of like this real rich guy living on a big property. Was ready for stuff. Oh yeah. You watched that? I did. I liked, liked it. I'm dying to watch. I liked it. I did you download the angel? Huh? How'd you watch it? We paid 4 99 on. Oh, see, I, I got it for free, but there's gonna be more. I, I think it's a series studio. Yeah. At the end studio. I was like, what the heck is this? You know, that's the, the, um, company that, or the production company that, um, put out the chosen. Oh yeah, I did watch the first episode of the Chosen two. Oh, did you? That too? Yeah, we did. We did watch it. Bri's like laying on the bed. She keeps telling us, watch it. Watch it like 30 times a day. Yeah. I'm like, okay, Bri, she worried about you dying. I know. She said that to me the other day. She jumps on the bed and she's like, mom, um, as we drink our alcohol. Yeah, you praying every day? I said, yes. Praying every day for your ass. She's like, I just wanna make sure. And I'm like praying that I don't care for your, I said, you need to worry about yourself. Well. Worry about going. We gonna have that conversation. We don't have her on there, her and Gabby. Oh, we gotta do that. I do want, um, I'll tell you, going back to her and Gabby, but not, not telling who's worse'cause my kid will fell. No, no, no, no. We just talk about relationship. My kid will fell. My kid would, that is so rude. Just saying she's such a big girl. I need to drink more of this. You get on my nerve. Is she getting drunk? No, but you know, I, I wanna do one also with my mom because. First of all, she crazy. But, um, I can't, I gotta tell this story. This is so wrong. I know this is gonna be bad, but you know, I told you I hung out with my mom this weekend, right? Yep. Yep. I love her. She is fucked up. Okay. She says some fucked up shit. It's where I get it from is the truth. No, no. That's what I mean. Yeah. Just random shit flies out of her mouth. Dude. I think she's, you think I'm in the, I don't give a fuck era. She's a hundred percent in there. Deep, dude. Deep, deep. Like she's buried by so many, give a fucks. She gave up, she's done. You know? Yeah. So we're in the pool. I did a couple tiktoks with her, which was cute, and um, Kim's gonna kill me for this one, so Is, so is my mom, but whatever. This is what this is about, if you want me to be honest. That's right. Would you like me to be honest about this weekend? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So we're swimming in the pool, floating around. My mom's we're just shooting the shit, did the TikTok with her, and we're telling her how there's those crazy grandmas on TikTok. Okay? Right. You know, which would be perfect for my mom. Okay. Because as I said, random shit flies out of her mouth. And I said, yeah. They just say, you know, crazy thing. And she's like, oh, but like that time that, um, told me he was selling pot, and I said, yeah, well I'm selling pussy. Oh my dude, danger. She goes, but it was, was for shock factor. Say it, your mom said this to Danger. Danger, dude. Kim said, holy shit, I could not stop laughing because Yeah, because he wanted to shock her. She, now, I'm gonna be honest with you, in the pool, talking to me and Kim. Okay. She just pointed like that. Oh, she didn't say the actual, because her and Kim can't stand that word. Oh. But my mom at that time was back when was in high school and he was trying to be a funny, well, he was trying to piss her off. Mm. Well, you know what I mean? Kind of like on I'll do what I want. Yeah. I, you know, these kids think, think they're some shit. Don't, you ain't selling nothing. Lucky you'd be selling a pencil, but anyway. And your mom got'em back. That's what he gets. Shock factor. She was like, oh really? But it was so quick with her. So that being said, y'all will enjoy if I bring my mom on,'cause I would like to talk to her about, dude, we've been through, through crazy shit in our lives. Mm-hmm. We've had stalkers. We've had peeping times. You guys are like, my mom has been through. That's the weirdest thing. I know. That's what I'm saying. We don't talk about remember I'm the one who, nevermind. Anyway. That's the point. The reason why I'm as crazy as I am. Like I said, you know, I'm busting out doors. I'm chasing people down. I'm coming with, oh, I know. It's why. See, I would never, oh yeah, yeah. But if you lived the life I lived, maybe I would for sure. I bitch, I wish you would not me. It's so weird how I used to be a different way when I, before I met Mark, but now I'm totally different because I was. Hood. Yeah. I was born in the trailer. Trailer, you know what I mean? I'm used to the streets or whatever. Yeah. But now at the same streets, I, you're a princess. I'm scared and everybody like, what? You're like, that's kind a trailer. Nevermind. My nieces and nephews like, are you joking? I was like, I would never drive down that street. Yeah, it's, it is so weird because I, I guess I've been sheltered after kind of. I don't know what it is. Yeah. I don't know what that would be. I just know the real, I think they call that Stockholm Syndrome. You may mark kidnapped your ass. Yeah. Programmed you. No, because Yes, but he has programmed you Well, I think what he did was he introduced you to the real world of the world is crazy. Yeah. And you have to be protected from it. Whereas when we were kids. Okay. And that's, that's the thing. Gen X kids. Dude, we were latchkey kids. We didn't have key. What? Yeah. Our house was left wide open. No, that's true. Like you, it's true. I rode the Tran by myself at age 12 and 13. Didn't even think about it. I wouldn't, I don't even want my kid to go drive. We were drinking out of the water hose. Oh, well I'll do that today. You would. You wouldn't let Brina back in the day. Yeah, you're right. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Like we were d we raised ourselves. I hate say, don't get me wrong, mom. I love you, but you was a hard working. Yeah. Single mom. Yeah. Don't get me wrong. Same, but right? Yeah. I was raised by my sister. I was raised by my brother, you know what I mean? Kind of thing. I was not raised by my sisters. I had to raise them well because the older ones, I know I had to raise their kids. You didn't do a very good job as I know a lot of your citizens. It's good. Try my best and my niece and nephews. You done fucked up. That's what they say. Well, Cindy raised me. Good. Good. I'm like, okay. I was 13 doing the best I could. That is true. In the trailer park. Right? Shit. Anyway, so it's our anniversary. We so back to our anniversary, back to our husbands that get on our nerves. Yes. They're gonna have a great time. Yes. Doing nothing. Yes. I'm so pretty much you're gonna stare at Mark. I think we should go. Let's, no, we'll probably do something. Let's get in our old wedding dresses. Um, who can you have yours fit that motherfucker? We can't, girl. I'd be lucky to put my thigh in in it. I can't fit that thing. Nah, I said, but I do have, have it. I do have it. Brina. Put it on one time. Wonder if she'll wear my wedding dress when she gets married. Well, don't be rude. I'm just gonna be honest. She better, I'm gonna tell her today. See what her answer is. I don't know why you ask me this bullshit all the time. See, this is why this show is created. Why? Because I asked. Because you asked the stupidest shit. I think that's what was supposed to be. And you're like, if they want me to be honest, yes. I'm gonna be honest. You're supposed to wear your mom's wedding dress. Come on, dude. That was 1960s. Okay. Oh, we gotta change'cause it's 2025. Yes. Yes. These girls ain't doing that shit. You know what I told Gabby? Because they're too boogie. Who's buying that next wedding dress? Not me. Bitch, you, God damn right fucking naked. I ain't going do it. Ain't gonna do it. Who's buying it? Not me. Not me, bitch. Of course, I probably will. That's a daily lie. She'll. I will not. Brina. We don't take that outta your work money. She ain't gonna go fucking shopping for it. She's shopping for it. Exactly. This bitch she going, she online. She'd be buying the sheen. She'd be getting it for me machine. You are right. She better get in time. Mm-hmm. I'm gonna ask y'all, go ahead and send us a couple wedding dresses for the sheen. Sheen. Oh my bad. Come on. She's trying to tell me time's. Almost up. Bitch. Drink up. No. Nine times's up. It's just, you gotta keep up. Come on. Don't be a pussy. She's that pussy. Don't be up like your mom. Don't be one of these. A mignon a ti. Uh, yes. She says ti. I say mignon. Isn't that crazy that I called my kid ti for years? I called Mob. It's fine. You better stop doing that. Ah, poor mug. I know. Anyway, I told Mark mug is so cute. If we go away this weekend just for a night or two. Um, to our favorite resort, which the same one. We love it. So what, you know what, this is the problem I have with people. Okay. Let me just say it's fucking things around forever. No, just wait forever. It smells like mildew. No, you're not that one. The pirate? No, that was when Gabby was little. Oh, okay. That's what I'm saying. I have upgraded a little bit. Okay. Okay. Okay. But I do feel like we should, you know what, Brenda me the other day go, let's go back there. Um, when's our girls trip? Like she has a calendar. When's our girls trip? Because I start there and I do this. I'm like, she's remember that? Remember we said we were gonna go every, we're going to Gabby, we're going to, especially we're not doing, she start the 10th of work. Like what? I was like, oh, I don't know. And I just kind of blew it off. No, but we do gotta do something. Okay. So I'll tell you why, because. Now that we're not doing Winnie's party, okay, I wanna make sure that we get some kind of little thing in between. Shit, we running outta time, girl. Yeah, we only got like two, three weeks. Maybe she got a holiday in September. You got the hiccups already. I knew I'm drunk. She got a holiday in September. But that's our holiday. We're gonna go away on our holiday. Not only that, are you even gonna be here? Fuck around and find out. That's what I, somebody gonna get. But yeah. Yeah. Speaking of that, I remember when we were in the pool at Kim's, y'all talked a bunch of shit about, um, Thanksgiving weekend, um, Bri's birthday. I like y'all talking. That bullshit. Y'all going to fuck around and find out. You know what that's called? No. Anyway, it's called Fuck Around, find out. Yes. So anyway. I love to sit by a pool and have drinks. Yeah. That is what I love to do. Your birthday. Okay. No, I'm just saying for our anniversary. So we spend the weekend at a resort, and that's what I do. I, I mean, you have every weekend at Kim's. You can do that. But do I? But you could. It is true. But anyway, anyway, I, that's what we do. Okay. Lazy River, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Yes, me too. So anyway, I said to Mark, if we last minute decide to go for the weekend. Yeah. That's such a nice town though. She is like jingle bells, jingle bells, shock shells jingle shotgun a beer. I'm trying to say something. Mm. Mm-hmm. I said to him, if we decide to go last minute for the weekend somewhere. Yeah. And if we end up going to our favorite, uh, resort, then I'm going to bring, I want Gabby to bring in Winston for the day. Yes. Um. So that way he can have fun. We can play with him and stuff. Right, but you have day or we'll be spending the night? No. Well, it doesn't matter because you're allowed to have a, you're allowed to have a, um, must not be the one we're going to. It is the same one. I then that's not, I've had people come and visit if you book that room big enough. Yes. Oh, okay. Then you book the room. You're allowed to have people come visit. You gotta have, you gotta have more people booked that You're more than like if you, if you get a two bedroom suite. You're allowed house than four people. Yes. So anyway, I told him Yes. Our bike. Oh, and Winston's underage. So he, you know, Winston's free. Well, you don't need one of them passes. Yeah, but what about bitch? The fuck is happening first. First of all. First of all, you're gonna be gone. Hour, hours, you're gonna be gone. Oh, you're going for the weekend. Not bad. And who's leaving? Who bitch. Anyway. Okay. That's what I meant. I just said if we go and end up going away, we're bringing Winston. Gabby don't wanna go. It's on her. Winston's gone. And Mark said, okay. I like that. I like that. Uh, Mark's stepping up as a grandfather. Finally. Yeah. He's a grandfather to many kids that he don't. You two are grandparents and don't even spend time with him. I know. I see him all the time. What do you mean it's Mark, right? Mm-hmm. He sucks. As a grandfather, I know that's, um, I'm getting a little tipsy. Again, isn't that sound? Cool? Little tips and tips things. Anywho. So, and this week is our anniversary, so we're gonna be having fun. So next week we have a lot to talk about. I'm sure she'll have more fun'cause she going away To Georgia Oh girl. You know I'm gonna have some stories, you know, I'm gonna have some stories. Come on. You might be pissed off at people. You might love people, right? You might have had a great time. Most of the time I'm pissed off at people. Yeah, it's fine. She's pissed off at me every day. I'm gonna need some people to write in and comment some things that you want us, some questions us to be honest about. Yeah. Shoot. I'll answer it. I ain't scared. Yeah. Ask a question. I got, I asked you a damn question now. Are you enjoying this podcast? Yes. I'm enjoying this drink, enjoying that drink. I'm enjoying the drink. Um, also. Have we heard about our music intro and extra? Andrew Outro going to need you to step it up. Andrew. Andrew. Andrew Outro. And Andrew, she going? She doing? No. Stop it. I'll ask. I'll text him today. Okay. How's it going? We're gonna have some music. BA chicken. Chicken, whatever. That's not the kind of music. Oh, I was trying. That's porn music. Oh, you don't even know that one night that Dan's No. Bone is not. That's SEX music. Oh, okay. I, I'm just telling you that's what it is. I'm too old, so Yeah. That can't do, we can make our own. What do we, what the fuck we gonna match? Yeah, that's true. I can see. Oh my. She said this a lot. Go ahead. Sing us out. Cindy. No, I gotta see what, let me think of a, I need, what's the song? You know what? I like that song from pink. Um, I sent you, I sent it to you. Do you look at anything I sent you? No, I already told you. We talked about this in the, we barely got this today. I mean, therapy episode. She had a search for No, I analyzed everything you send me, Lisa. I didn't get homework, so what? I don't give a fuck. So, yes. I, we can't put that on here though. I found out why We gotta ask her unless I reach out to Pink and ask her for permission. Hey, I'll text her tonight. We're gonna text you everybody. You know that drunk texting. Don't drunk text your ex like got no exes, so I'm just gonna drunk text. Yep. Actors and shit. Yeah. You wanna be on that podcast? Hey, sit right here. We got room for you. Come on in. Matter of fact, we'll let you hold the sign. Yeah. There'll be our background. We'll give you a shirt. Mm-hmm. Anyway, that'll be coming soon. All right guys, so we're gonna go, because I'm out of drink and I, she's good and I need more. We're gonna fill up, fill up, and. Um, we'll let y'all know about our anniversary week and weekend. Yeah, I think it'll be a good, it's a seven day occasion. I mean, in your world, every fucking event and holiday is seven days. Yeah. Your birthday, your anniversary. Yeah. It already started. I ain't looking. Not your child's birthday. No, that's a day. I'm tired of them by the end of the day. Lucky getting an hour. Marcus said. What about my weekend week? What? I'm tired of you for the first, it's a month for us. Yeah, you get about two hours anniversary. I am a little disappointed that I'm not going away, but I'm looking forward to Hawaii. Well, good for you. If we go, good for you. I mean, if it doesn't get booked, booked soon. Booked. If you don't get booked, I'm already getting ready for my Georgia. Hey, and you can't do it the after the 20th. Here we go. So Kim and Paul better book that shit the first through the 15th. Sorry about showing up. Look at my drink. Hold on. Let's see yours. April, who's the real alcoholic? I've been trying to tell you all that. Nobody listens. I think I choked on something. Oh shit. She must have got that missing straw. A little piece from that cherry. I told her earlier she lost her cherry. Ew. Yeah. And nice. No, I have not. How she got kids, but anyway, they're not mine. I found them. Thanks for. That's true. They're adopted. If Nathan knows, I found I horrible. I know we already talked about that too. He knows that's coming. That's coming. All right guys. Alright guys. Have fun. Have a great week. Thanks for tuning in too. Make sure you tune back in to ask any questions too. I got your back Jack. Follow, subscribe, like, share, tell your mama about the drama. Tell your mama, tell tell brother your sister that we missed her. Tell your ratt ass kids we don't give a fuck. Yeah. About Make sure you like, follow, share, subscribe, do all that shit for us guys. Come on. Help us out. Help us sister out. Help us, sister. Right? You can find us on Spotify, YouTube, iHeartRadio, apple Podcast. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Majority of the podcast outlets. 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