Turtles, Tangents & Too Much Honesty!

Hilarious Drinks, Turtle Drama, and Fun Games! | If You Want Me to be Honest

Join Cindy and April as they dive into the fun and chaos of their latest podcast episode! They kick off by trying the intriguing Dragon Fruit Lagoon drink, leading to hilarious banter and a thorough discussion on its bizarre texture. The conversation then shifts to a captivating story about a 302-pound loggerhead turtle in Juno Beach, Florida, and its dramatic rescue and rehabilitation. Cindy and April share funny and personal anecdotes, talk about improbable fashion trends, and tackle the nuances of amusement parks, camping, and RV life. The episode wraps up with a lively game of 'Who's Most Likely To?' We guarantee laughter and honest conversations. Don't miss this one!

00:00 Introduction and New Drink

02:56 Turtle Talk: Loggerhead Adventures

13:13 Alec Baldwin Lawsuit Discussion

16:10 Sydney Sweeney and Cancel Culture

25:11 Dragon Fruit and Personal Stories

33:03 Camping Disasters and RV Woes

35:29 Amusement Parks and Seasonal Preferences

37:00 Clubbing and Social Dynamics

40:16 Fashion Trends and Shapewear Struggles

45:27 Family Group Texts and Bathroom Habits

52:55 Most Likely To: Fun and Games

01:03:12 Podcast Wrap-Up and Social Media Plugs

Transcript

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Hi guys. Welcome back to If You Want Me to be Honest with Cindy and April. I'm April. I am Cindy. Um, so stupid. We wanna start off with this fancy new drink that Scott got us. Well, wrong way. It's cockies. Look at that. Look at that. Can you see it good? Okay. Yeah. Yep. We're gonna have to stir it up. He said though. Okay, so this is called a dragon fruit lagoon. Ooh. Which explains why it looks a little swampy. Yeah, it really does. It does, right. It looks like there might be a gator in the bottom of this bitch. I feel like the top half is Anti freeze. We're about to die and he trying to kill us. He trying to kill us slowly. Him and Mark got a pact. Remember this episode, people? Okay. Okay. So I shouldn't blow into it because I'm not a child. You are like, it's chocolate milk is what was said. See, she can't even keep it in the cup. Okay. That's chunky. Chunky. Like me. Is it stirred? It's chunky. Okay. I gotta stir it like a fucking adult here. It's chunky. Okay. This is how you stir it. Seriously. This is the difference. This is stirring. This is blowing. Well, you know what? I got the blow, blow thing from. Jordan does that all the time, so I just started doing it. Whatcha talking about I can't, Jordan, that's what he does with his drinks. I can't sit back. Tells me. Yeah, because he's a child. A giant child. Mother Chucker. Sorry, my little, I should have never told you that part. What? That he's a giant. Some marked out. Sorry. That's pretty good. I thought it was funny. A little strong. Me too. Said she. She ain't, I think it's funny too. She said she is a child. But I wonder if these little black seedy things are gonna get in our teeth and we're gonna be smiling on. That'll be funny. It's chunky. Yes, it's muddled. It's just like the blueberry seed He muddled. Remember it? Yes. It takes a little bit of the, Hey, are these seeds gonna say that I smoked weed? No, that's poppy seeds. These are dragon. Why does my dragon fruit keep fruiting off? Because you're too fruity. Bitch, it jumped out. It didn't like all your bubbles. You're trying to make it act like it's in a hot tub or some shit. Okay. That's not what this is. Well, blame Jordan. Okay. Good job, Jordan. We appreciate It's pretty good, my friend. Yes. How to do things. This drink is good, but you see, you see the chunky. How come yours is a lot better color than miney? I think I got a little more extra antifreeze. Girl. You might've. All right. So anyway, um, today we're gonna be talking about a couple different things. We wanna talk about some hot topics that are going on in the news. Yep. About the turtles. Alec Baldwin. Mm-hmm. The jeans commercials or Yeah. So, um, yeah, so we're gonna start, um, talking shit is what we're going be doing. She talk with some damn people. Okay. Even the turtles are gonna get some, shit, yeah, we're daycare of the turtles. Dude, that turtle been, she been busy. She ain't that hurt. She hoe, hoe. So if you don't know, um, there is was a couple months ago, a giant, it's humongous girl. 300 pounds, 302 or 320. It was two i it two. Look at the report. I think it was two. I'm gonna have to look at it'cause I've got it up here. I can, I think it was two. I think it was, yeah, 302 pounds. That's just, I'm feeling like that's probably you and me put together. Let's just go with that bitch. Okay, let's not, I'm just saying, okay. That, um, that's what I'm feeling like it is. Um, Juno Beach, Florida. Yeah. And it's a Loggerhead turtle, which I'm gonna be honest, I gotta tell you, loggerhead, the word Loggerhead instant makes me think of pooping. Oh my God. Well, what the hell did you think of? I ain't gonna tell you. Oh, okay. Now we've gotta know. This is, if you want me to be honest, you a man's wiener. Yeah, loggerhead. Oh my God. No. That, that's what you were gonna think of. I go for the disgusting. You're disgusting. You sexual. What the fuck gotta do what i gotta do. I mean, it is what it is. But anyway. Let's move on past that. Loggerhead. Yeah, but that's what it evidently the type of turtle that it was. Okay. Which I thought it would be a sea turtle. Is a logger a sea? Well, there's sea turtle, sea turtles. I don't know. I mean, don't ask me. I don't know. Nothing. Flat back. Flat back. You know them flat, flat rocks them flatter turtles that are flatty. The flatty flats, the flat flatter. You know, you see them, you're like, oh, they're like little frogs. Why are we trying to be B marine biologist? I mean, I could be. Bitch, you are lucky to be in the marine industry. Dude. I'm lucky to have this job. You are lucky to clean a pool bitch. Hey, anyway, I can fix sprinkler, but yeah, I mean, that's as close as you don't get to the water. Okay. Anyway, enough digs. Um, the point is, is that this turtle Yep. Got hit by a boat. Aw. Poor thing. And it took a chunk. Out of its shell. Now I can tell you, I can relate to this story'cause my, my brother would appreciate this for sure. Real quick. Um, back in the day when we were young, okay, my brother very much was caring for animals. Not that he doesn't still, he loves animals, but back then he was really, really into like frogs. And I told you how I used to treat the frogs. Oh god dang my, he, he's right. My southern accent does come out. Yeah, it's you redneck, but it happens to with, anyway, so we found a turtle, a box turtle, like you can't see this way here. Big, a big giant box turtle. Right? Okay. And his, he was same thing. He had a little bit of a chunk out of him. So we took him back to the house or the apartment back in the day and put him in a box and gave him some grass and stuff like that. Man, that thing was dead eaten alive by maggots. Not that y'all needed to hear that part. That's at your house. Yeah. Evidently it got all, so we didn't save the turtle were of this story. I'm saying they were gonna say you guys were gonna save the turtle. Oh no. That's for another, that's for these people. These are real people. Okay. These are real people. These are biologists. Yeah. That know what they're doing. Yeah. We just gave it food and water and whatever. Probably keeping it in the box. Destroyed it anyway. Enough animal cruelty for my family. I'll tell you. So according to this, the animal, the turtle got hit by a boat. Okay. So people in Palm Beach County, Florida. Okay. Okay. Found it had no, mind you 302 pounds. You know they ain't picking that bitch up. Yeah. Who picked? So they had to get, uh, all group to come out and what are those called? Those things? Sea world that they put people on. Oh, uh, what a list. A gurney. Oh, a gurney. Good god. Dude, my brain fog is done. Anyway, so they put the damn turtle on the gurney Okay. And took it away. Now let me get this right. It, it is a sea turtle. Okay. I don't know if it's a true, there's different kinds log seed turtles though. Okay. I don't know. But the, the place that it went to that took care of it is called Loggerhead, Marine Life Center Veterinary. Okay. Okay. Now, I've said this disclaimer before, if you listen to us and follow us, you'll know we're dumb as shit. Yeah. So don't believe every fucking thing we say or anything. Yeah. I mean, really. I mean, come on. Yeah. Keep up. Keep up people. Yeah. All right. But anyway, back to the story. You can look this up. So they took care of it, they nursed it, packed it. Some cement and some ocean. Plastered it and plastered them up. Got I'm ready. Yeah. Re carved'em, put'em in the water at the marine life and released it back into the ocean. Okay. Which is great'cause that's not what SeaWorld does. But anyway, um, so they released it back into the ocean. It's full of eggs. How do they know? Okay, so if it's in the ocean. So they did some CT scans to this turtle turtle before they let it go. Before they let it go. And they didn't look at the CT scan before they let it go. I mean, they might have, all right. I didn't read the full article. And how did it get ready? It's getting better and it got pregnant months. So I'm wondering to myself, how long do you think it takes a turtle to get pregnant? To get pregnant? Like how long or to have before they, from the time they have them and then they deliver'em. My thinking is you a hoe. But you've been all up in that marine biology. Well, first of all, it was in the hospital. That's what I'm saying. And it got pregnant. She made them with some other turtle, man. Maybe they did. Maybe they let that happen to just on purpose, populate the world. Well, not, they didn't do it on purpose. They're like, get in there. They're just like, here's a few turtles in the same tank that we're healing. Listen, if I'm healing as a woman, the last thing I want is some D. But you know that man, vitamin D, that guy is gonna climb up on you. He don't care if he's sick or not. Uhuh, he ain't get smacked the fuck off. I ain't got time for no DI mean, I ain't got time when I'm feeling good. Okay. That's what I'm saying. So. Um, this bitch is a hoe, so how they know? Oh, so they got a But now it's out there in the world. Well we have, so it's gonna have a baby have eggs. Well it probably laid some damn eggs on our beach. They got them old ladies out there. Yeah. All them Karen's out there get away from the trap. Well you know about the p what are they called us, they stop redoing the pier because there's turtle nest. I know. They shut that shit down because of it. Yeah. For like two months. Isn't that crazy? Which, who's rent that crane for two months to sit there? City of and I ain't going to say the city. The city. The city. Wow. Okay. And you know who else, sorry. Kim and Paul. Them? Yeah.'cause they pay taxes in that city. Oh. Taxpayer. So appreciate you. The sea turtles love you. No, Paul, go Paul, get on it. Drive it around. Get some money out of it. He already made a post about them. Damn sea turtles. Aw, poor little sea turtles. You see how it old they are though. Do, do, do do. I know and we need'em, but I'm gonna be honest with you. Here it is. Here's my honest opinion. Okay, here we go. Let me get another drink. You're getting on my nerves already. Good. Drink up. Matter of fact, you drinking with the plastic straw bitch, don't throw it in the ocean. That's my feeling. I would, why would I throw it in the ocean? Well, evidently that's where it all ends up and that's why Well, the scumbag shouldn't be throwing the trash all over the place. How about that? That's why we went through cancel culture of get rid of the straws and then we had to paper straws up. Oh, and how about when they made those cane ones the sugar cane? Like ones, oh yeah, dude, sorry. That was me gagging. That was disgusting. Yeah. Like who does that? Just, can people not be dirty, that's all? Well, it's not them. It's people who dump garbage too. Like the garbage companies, you know? Well, I'm sorry. I like the pasta straws, whatever. Oh, that's what I say. A few turtles gotta go down. I'm sorry. Aw. Hey. It is the truth. I don't agree. Whatever. Don't give a shit. She likes PETA will be coming after us. But you know what? I don't give a shit. Keto PETA. Oh. Said Keto. Keto. God. You try toto Diet. Go keto bitch. Say back again. Well, I'm not gonna drink your drink. I'll take it. I'm gonna drink it up. Drink it up. No, I know. Really. I should think about it. No, but it's good. It's tasty. Yeah. But anyways, yeah. So that's how I feel about them damn turtles. Okay. I mean, I think it's amazing that they save the turtles. I love it. I, it's great. Sometimes a few gotta go, you know? That's just natural life. Yeah. Circle of life. Yeah. But this turtle was pregnant and they let it go and it was a whore. Yes. Just saying, now the daddy's not with the mommy and the baby. Most of the time the daddy leaves anyway. It ain't worth the fuck to begin with if you're lucky. Look at the population stats. True, true dat. True. Thank you. True that. Okay. Anyway, so the next thing I wanted to talk about was the, um, Alec Baldwin lawsuit. Another thing we disagree on that. Well, this is why we're such good friends. High Five buddy. Um, first of all, who the fuck does he think he is to sue anybody over that situation? But, and not only that, I No, I agree about that. I hope that so tragic for him. Why would, would you keep it going? Just let it go? Well, I, it's so tragic for him. Well, I'm just being, why? Because he shot some, like, I couldn't imagine shooting, shooting somebody by accident. Yeah. And killing them. So we hope, allegedly I think it was an accident. I, it just my opinion. Truthfully and honestly, um, is he got away with like yeah. Got away with a lot tragedy. Like, I hope that fan, I don't give a shit, dude, you shouldn't be, you shouldn't be able to have a gun that could possibly take, but all actors and actresses do that. Yeah. I hope it's blanks. And there's only like three that have ever been killed because accidents happen. I think, you know how they make the blanks or shit gets done on purpose. Well, it could be. I mean, but it might, it might not even be from him. It could have been somebody else. Oh, sure. No, but it's the way he reacted about it that I got a problem with that he's insecure. I mean, insincere to me. Yeah. Fake ass crocodile tears. I cried more for the poor lady that died than his ass did. For real? In real. I've feel bad for her family. He's fat, he's dumb. Oh my. He sucks as a fucking actor. Oh my word. That's my truth. He ain't come on. And that's my opinion. Oh, fuck him. I hope he don't. Oh my, you know, far as I'm concerned, I've never been an Alec Baldwin fan, but you know what? He ain't never been one of my fans either. You don't like your right. What? You don't know. You dunno? Yeah. I, I don't, I don't know him like that. You know? I know you guys are friends. Well, we're friends. We might run in the same circles. Yeah. Okay. I know a lot of people, I felt bad for the family that happened to, but I, if it was a true accident, I feel bad for him too because that sucks. Imagine, I, I, I do agree with that One thing, I don't feel sorry for him. Because I don't think he acted or reacted correctly the way that needed to get my sympathy. Yeah, yeah. Personally, I get that. I mean, that's just my feeling. I think that he, he lied about so much shit. He the co like to sit there and act like the cops were trying to take him down or the prosecutors, he made it about him when shouldn't have. Exactly. I get that. That, that's just how I feel. But anyway, enough about Alec Baldwin's dumbass Sorry. Let's move on to the other thing that's big in the news right now. Okay. Um, so Sydney Sweeney, which you said you don't really know who she is much. You've seen her. She familiar. She looks familiar. I might have seen a movie or two, but I don't know who she's, A lot of people know her mainly from the new show that's out called White Lotus. Um, it's a really good show actually. Um, but. She did a commercial for American Eagle jeans, which let me just tell you this. First of all, American Eagle, I got your back, but I'm gonna need you to make my size jeans. Okay? This is a wide body bitch. I need hippie, and I don't mean hippie, like I smoke weed. I need hippie. Like my hips are big hippie because I gave birth. Well, there you go. Well, it's just for little skinny folk. Share. Share alike. Okay. It's supposed to be for everybody. That's what this ad is supposedly about, is to say, okay, well, a American jeans brand for all Americans, for all jeans. Oh, so jeans, J-E-A-N-S, and GENE. Oh wow. Okay. I know I'm a spelling bitch. She, you didn't know I was, she was a spelling bee. I'm right. I'm the winner of the spelling bee. But yeah, so she, so she did a commercial. She did a commercial and whatever and because of the way that they worded it and how she appeared in it, and because she's white, blue eyed, blonde hair. Okay. And a Republican. Okay. What's any of that? Gotta do with the She's fucking Nazi. What the hell? You're a Nazi Because white. That's the GoTo, blue eyes, blonde hair. Now we gotta take out all. Yep, yep. Well there goes half, half my family. Oh yeah. I mean, come down people. That's just haters. So just that's a hundred percent. That's the problem with, I wouldn't cancel culture. Like, you got time to think about that. Uh, not when I watch an ad. Yeah. I don't look at, I don't at an ad and instantly go, okay. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. White guys. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5. Oh, only five black guys. Oh wait, one Mexican racist. Oh my. Who got time for that? Nobody. Are they bored? Or I don't count it off and go, oh, that's the right amount. I don't even think of that people, or, oh, this message they're giving. Well, but we would be said that that's because we're privileged. No, because know. Because even if I saw uh, um, commercials with just all black are all Yeah. You don't look at it. I don't even think of it. I know, I don't think of it at all. Me neither. But that you're racist for it. Just so you know. Ire gonna be canceled because that's how they feel. That's weird. That's liberals. It's weird when I say that's how they feel. That's cancel culture. Yeah. That's how they feel. I don't get it. I don't think about that stuff like that. Me neither. I don't give a shit. Yeah. Shoot. Do you boo I, I mean, make a commercial and if it makes me laugh, I could tell you this. Levi Levi supposedly dropped an ad an hour ago with Beyonce or something, or Okay. Or today, um, with Beyonce in it. Um, I don't give a shit. Like, I didn't Why they're talking about that too. Oh, yeah. Now people are trying to compare the two, like, to me it's like tip or tat bullshit. Gosh. Which is crazy to me. Yeah. Yeah. I don't, I don't think of shit like that. First of all, I don't care. I don't, I, how I feel about Alec Baldwin mm-hmm. Is how I feel about fucking Beyonce. Oh. She's not a fan of mine either. So She don't like you neither? No, she just mad.'cause I am mad. It's a little better, but that's all right. Um, no. Yeah. She, she don't like me much and I, we got beef. All right. She don't know we got beef, but she find, no, I just never been a fan of hers. She's gonna see this. She is, her and Alec are gonna actually watch this together. They might message us. Well, they might get this. Oh my. Hi guys. Cindy would love for you to hit her up. Not me. Oh my God. Give a shit. I need another drink. Yeah, drink up girl. I'm here. You're here. Continue with to appear. So anyway, my feelings. How do you feel about that situation? Where's where? Cancel culture. Okay. Or we cancel things based on, truthfully, a very small population. It's dumb. Who cares? You got time to think about that. Get a job, get a life. That's how I feel. Love somebody. Get over the whole football controversy that everybody freaked out about and all that. I just, I had my personal views on that, but I'm not gonna stop watching football. Dude. I'm a diehard Steelers fan. I don't give a shit. Know you ain Stopping. Geez. No. No. I don't think there's any reason that I would ever soon as Brady got off, I'm done. I know when he's done. I'm done. I'm retired. You're retired. Officially retired from the NFL? Well, you know Brady was seen with Sidney Sweeney. Okay, good for him. I they about 50 years difference in age. What's new in that kind of, I know industry, but I mean, he is looking good for his age. So if he can get 27-year-old hey, Hey, hey, hey. He was 27 and he wanted Yeah, 57. You'd do it. Well, you though. Yeah. Calm down. I know. I meant to say 47. My bad. My bad. Yeah. No, I mean, I would say hi to him, shake his hand because I truly love my husband. Get his autograph. He's my hall pass. Well, well that's the rock. Oh yeah, that's right by the way. Sorry. Well, you know, they're, I run in that same inner circle. Like I said, I put a good word in for you, girl. I appreciate donate, don't you? I got your back. Um. Yeah, I can tell you this, it's stupid. That's my opinion. It's stupid as hell. It's all stupid. Beyonce good for her. Her. Yeah. I mean, get your money girl care. As long as you ain't buying your shit. Like eventually y'all gonna get old and ain't ain't gonna make so much. Yeah. So get it. I don't care. Shit. I'm trying to get mine, but I can tell you the funniest, get yours'cause I'm trying to get mines. Damn right. The funniest commercial that I've ever seen for a jean company. Only I, I guarantee you, you probably won't remember this. It was a Levi commercial. Okay. I don't know about this stuff. And it's a guy laying on the bed and I mean we all know those moments where you put your jeans on you, you got bed Yeah. Like that to get them on.'cause we're a little pooched out the Fupa effect or Fuda if you're a dude or what? Fat Upper dick area. Oh. But anyway, my God, men have it too. All right. Never. Okay. Instead of just a beer belly, otherwise. Anyway, so the guy's laying on the bed, okay? And he's going, he's trying to get it zipped up and slowly but surely the room is shrinking and shrinking. Oh no. And shrinking. And then a bird flies in his mouth. What the hell? I don't ever seen this commercial dude. This is such an old commercial. I have laughed so hard that it came literally from my toes. Oh my. All the way. Gosh. The way up from the depths of hell was the laugh that I had that Scott was like looking at me like, what the hell is wrong with you? It was funny. I couldn't stop laughing. It was so bad. I cried. Oh, well, yeah, it was amazing. Aw, I wish I could see that commercial again and have that same euphoric feeling. But anyway, so that, watch our podcasts, my feeling, oh, I do on a daily, uh, okay. Speaking of which, oh, here we go. I opened up something. There's a few, couple, a few people that have said that they. Go to sleep listening to us. Now I took offense at first. Now that means let think about means that we're so calming our voice. What the hell? Yeah. So, because they usually sleep then they don't listen to all of it'cause they fall asleep. No, then they replay it from where it's at. Oh, okay. But they night go to sleep, little to baby. No, because they're so used to like, let's say my kids for example, because they want to hear our voice before they go to bed. This, thank you Jesus. That's what I said. No. Um, Alex, excuse me, I got that cups. Um, said she likes to put it on while she's just laying in bed, getting ready to go to sleep. And then because she likes hearing us talk, she feels like she's in the room with us. Yeah. Gotcha. Yeah. So anyway, I thought that was funny. She feels like we're putting her. Yeah, we are like a little baby. You can hear that shingling Lingling Ling too. Right? I said I. It's like good shit. Ice, ice. Made to go lollipop. Alright, so that, um, oh, that is a chunk of chunk. I told you it's kind of weird. It's got a strange texture, but good. It tastes good. That's because dragon fruit has a weird texture. Matter of fact, just so you know, I have dragon fruit grow in my backyard. Just so you know. We just spent$300 on two dragon fruits and you've got'em in your backyard. Let me, let me just tell you. Climb that tree bitch. No, I, okay. So it's not a tree. It's almost like a, it looks over almost like a cactus vine. Oh, okay. So it's so funny that we're having this today, which I did not know. Mm-hmm. But this morning, mark, as soon as I get up this mama, he says, babe, come look at this dragon foot. I'm like, I you think I wanna go outside? I don't give a shit about stuff outside. First of all. First of all, it's hot as fuck. Yeah. So he is like, no, come look. Come look. So I go out on the back porch and I'm like, oh my God, the flower on it is this big. Oh yeah. He said yesterday it was just a ball. Now it's a flower. Oh, wow. And I said, well where's the dragon fruit? Right. He said he thinks it comes after. We don't know. We've had this little dragon fruit thing for years. It's been little, but this year it's pretty like, it's long because all the rain would, I took a picture on Snapchat of the dragon fruit. The flower. It's a flower with a little flower in it. Oh, that's where it's gonna come from. It's weird. Yeah. It's like a big flower. And then it's got a little flower at the bottom inside the farm. You know Google's your friend. You could just Google. What? Well, it was early this morning. I was trying to get to work. I didn't have time for that shit. You shoulda have stopped. Mark. Let's look it up. Let's look it up. Sure do. And then tell him, he said his dragon fruit. What if it ain't even dragon fruit? How's he know he is dragon fruit?'cause he probably ate the dragon fruit and fucking threw the seeds in there. Like he grows everything else. God dang dooms prepper. I'm gonna appreciate that though. I, when the world ends, just so you all know, I'll send you the pictures. I'm gonna show you what I'm talking about. Yeah. It's serious. Well, I mean, I do follow you on Snapchat. I can look at it if you'd like. It's like open. I mean, it's that big. What are you a dude talking about his penis? He wishes big. It's like that big, the flower. And it, like, I, I'm thinking you're overexaggerating. That's pretty fucking big. That's the size of your head. Mm-hmm. You got a big ass head. I know that flower is big. Oh, okay. Girl, you thought I was kidding. Go ahead, show it to the audience. Okay. Okay. Show'em this. How you like that. Okay. By the way, her number is, I'm just doesn't show. Hey. Doesn't show it. That's the picture. But do you see the flower? And then I did the back of it. Look how white. No, that's wild. I love it. See, I wasn't kidding. Beautiful. That happened this morning. See the little flower? Yeah. I mean, I'm not gonna, you were saying this like that. It's this big bitch. Okay. I promise you, I want you to go home and put your hands around it and show it. It's all, yeah. I'm gonna put something next to it, next to it to measure so you can see. I'm not kidding. It's humongous. Mm. So you're welcome. Anyway, speaking of dragon fruit, that is my story of the morning and then all of a sudden Scott says, we're having dragon fruit. Oh, well maybe this is your day, Lord knows you something. Does dragon fruit uh, mean something? Am I supposed to know something about it? That happened so much to me today? I'll tell you what it means. It means the bitch you doing the podcast with is like a dragon we know. She's a bitch. Well, not that my breath is stinky bitch. Oh no, that's not right. I meant that I'm a bitch and I breathe fire. Oh, we know. That is so fucking rude. Yeah, whatever. Dumb, dumb. Read up. Okay. Anyway, dumb. Dumb. Can't read. All right, so we're gonna do a little bit of a fun interaction to call ourselves out. Yeah. We just don't do that every day. No, we do pretty good. But we gonna talk about some shit that, um, as we get older, I'm gonna tell Gabby you call me dumb dumb, by the way, that would that bothered you? Didn't that? No, it really didn't. But I'm gonna tell her'cause it's funny as shit. She, I know she don't listen anymore, so she won't even know. Rude. She won't got our back. And I, okay. I'm not gonna explain it. I called it, I said it. It is what it is. Okay. We're gonna talk about what, so anyway, we're gonna talk about the fact that we're a bit too old to tolerate a lot of bullshit lately. Oh yeah. Like the fact that she called me a dragon bitch and so I had to call her a dumb dumb. This is how it works. As you get older, you get in your, I don't give a fuck era. Yeah, yeah. I've been in it for a while. I'm not gonna lie. Yeah. Probably since birth, but it's okay. Yeah. When have you been different? I, this is what I'm saying. I've changed in the last year or so. Could you get tired of shit? Yeah. Well, I think, you know, one moment I kind of feel bad for men. What? Well, ew, because I don't what they gotta put up with from us when we do start hitting menopause like I'm a bitch. I feel like Mark's fine. Okay, let's ask Mark. God dang, drink up bitch. What? Not you. Oh. Every time you get on my nerves, on my how you'd be drunk as hell. That is why mine is lower than yours. Because I'm sweet and you ain't that sweet. Okay. Anyway. Might be true. All right, we're gonna talk about menopause. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Okay. That's another day. Well, I mean, we gonna talk about things that we're supposed to enjoy in life, but at this age, well we gotta get rid rid of our men.'cause we go through menopause. This, you gotta get rid of our men. That's I'm So we can relax and vacation. I think that's the reason why there's so many lesbians in the world. I'm just saying. Well, I could see that if they, once they turn 50, right? A lot of them do. They got kids, A lot of them when they're in fifties. I mean, not that I'm going to, not that there's anything wrong with it. Do you will? But when they turn 50, they change and Yeah. And they're like forties and fifties. There's a lot of women I can see ditching your husband and living with your best friend. But not, you're a lesbian, but not in that way. Well, you just said it and thank you. I'm flattered. Any knew who? Okay. We'll talk about what we are supposed to enjoy. Okay? Okay. And I mean money, you know. Well, first on, first on hand. Can, do you still love, enjoy money If I had some. That's what I'm saying, we're trying to get more. Yeah, you got that right. No, it's more like I got to sell my feet. Like, I mean, not sell my feet, but the pictures she gonna sell her feet. Wait pictures. Oh, she going to do OnlyFans? No, I said that. Is that what you do it? No, that's the only place to do it. Oh, I, I mean, where are you gonna sell it at? The fucking flea market, bitch. No, I thought you, I got shoes and I got pictures of my feet. I didn't know if you could just take a picture and put it online somewhere and somebody said, oh, that's nice. Here's 20 bucks. I love your feet. Can I jerk off to'em? Oh, here's 20 bucks. Okay, well that's what you're gonna do. Get about feet. They might not wanna jerk off to my feet. They'd like, uh, there's some that really, like some dirty shit. Oh. I mean, there's a video out called Two girls in one Cup, two Girls. Don't look it up. Okay. I suggest if you've never seen that, don't look it up. Okay. Okay. Got it. Anyway, so I can tell you what we do. We're we're supposed to enjoy that. I definitely do. And that is talking about some crazy shit. But that's been my whole life. Um, no, like let's talk about, you know, a lot of people like to go camping. Mm-hmm. Or what they call glamping. Okay. You're more of a glamp. Uhhuh for sure. Gotta have AC or I ain't doing it right. Or it's gotta be winter. Right. And a bed. A real bed. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I agree. That's the thing. Back in the day when we used to go camp, you know? Yeah. For Memorial Day weekend and all that. When we first started off in tents. Yeah. No, I can't do it, bitch, I can't do that again. Uh, no, no, no. The sun blazing in that plastic thing in the morning, you're waking up no matter what. Yeah. I mean, many times Scott woke up in the bathroom, shower, this is true. Naked and no wallet. His wallet. Yeah. Dude thought he got robbed. I, you know, I, he might've got something, but it, I was more worried he might've gotten mm-hmm. Objectified, taken advantage of a little bit. And he don't know. He could have, it could have been Mark, it could have been Joe. It could a couple people just saying you just never know. Right. But anyway, um, camping bugs. Yeah, I don't like it. I don't like the heat. So if I have, um, AC and a decent bed mm-hmm. I'm fine. Yeah. Other than that, I ain't going, nah, no. I'm gonna be honest with you. Okay. We've been RVing a lot lately. Yeah. Not a big fan of that either, really? The RV is cool. I like road trips. Okay. But the RV is not as comfortable. Wow. So Chopper, if you're listening, I'm gonna need you to pull that couch out. Okay. And get us a new one. And get a couple more recliner. Take one. Actually, we need like a table and you put it on there, you know? Yeah. I love the, I love the trip. Is there a bed? I love that the, is there a bed? Bed? Oh yeah. There's a big giant bed. The problem is with the bed. Kim and I are sleepers. Oh, we love a bed. Girl. I could lay in a fucking bed right now and do this podcast from a bed. Oh shit. You know, we could, yes. I could. Like, that's why we're like bed buddies. Yes. Okay. Bed bugs. But there you go. Okay. We're we bed bitches? Yeah, we could do that. Okay. And just do our podcast from the bed and we'd be good to have a couple little cocktails. Mm-hmm. The rv when you're on the road, you're in the bed and it rocks you. Oh na night girl, you gone. Me and ki we tried, we tried so hard, we'd get up and we're like, alright, let's go out there and act like we want to entertain them and you don't. And then we'd get uncomfortable. We're like, fuck it, let's go back in the bed. So we'd watch something on our phone. Girl, we slept probably nine hours out of Oh my, a 12 hour drive like a baby. Oh yeah. So anyway. Love rv, hate the, uh, uncomfortableness. Yeah. Anyway. Got it. What about amusement parks for you? Those are supposed to be something that never in the summer. Right? It's, I'm not, I don't like the heat. So in the winter it's fine with me. So you would go to, so you know, I'm from grew up teenage times, um, in Maryland. Okay. And we have what's called King's Dominion. Okay, so anybody listening, you know what King's Dominion is in Maryland. Great time to go is like September, you know, it's cool. Kind of Florida. It's not good to go to, it's like fall until late. Yeah. December, like December 10th, November, February. You're pretty good. Yeah. mid-November. I mean, Halloween. We're sweating our asses off here. Yeah. So, yeah. Yeah. I agree. I'm not nice. Oh gosh. Yeah. I'm not a big fan of crowds anymore though. Yeah. I mean, we go to all the festivals and stuff, but I hate people. I mean, obviously as Baldwin and Beyonce Yeah. They know they ain't even done nothing to you. Well, I mean, in, in my eyes they have, they have. Okay. And if I, if everybody else is allowed to an opinion like they are allowed to having an asshole. Oh my goodness. Okay. Everyone has it. So am I. All right. Okay. Um, so I like theme parks. I don't like the heat, so Yeah. Me neither. Me neither. I'll go during the winter. What about going clubbing? Clubbing? Girl, let's go to the bar. You know? You like a good coyote ugly night? Um, I, yeah, I did have fun with a bunch of, a bunch of us went there. That was fun. Yeah. Yeah. I did have fun. I got in trouble, but I, I had fun. Well, I mean, everybody gets in trouble when they go to the club. It's the best night of my life. That's right. That's right. I did have fun. Um, uh, I, again, I don't like the crowds though. I enjoy it with a bunch of girls. Right, right. Well, because you're psycho. Yeah. And I ain't gotta think about it, it's just I've relax and somebody's hitting on your man. Yeah. Who's walking in and how, you know. No. Yeah. I'm not like that anymore. I, I'm, I think I'm at that age that I feel like, um, you know, if you want'em. You're stupid. And, um, if he takes you up on it, he's stupid. Well, I'm, I'm, he ain't interested. He barely interested in, in you. Yeah. He better be interested in me. He, he obviously is, or he likes to make me an alcoholic. He's probably to shut us up. No, he knows. Drinking makes me laugh. Yeah. So he's like, so yeah. He knows. As soon as I've had enough alcohol, you can't stop me from laughing. Gotcha. Like, it, it goes deep. Well you barely drinking that. No, I know. Calm down. I mean, trust me, it's been pointed out that you drink it down a lot faster than me. Wow. It's'cause you talk so damn much. Wow. You're catching up quick. Now we're even, you might be lower than me now. Damn right. Got your ass. So theme parks? Theme parks are out for us out in, in the summer for sure. So nine months out of the year, not us, three months we're down. Yeah. Let's do this. Okay. Okay. Clubs and bars. If it's only us girls. Yeah, yeah, me too. I'm more comfortable with that. Yeah. I do like the ice bar though. I do like the ice bar'cause it's so cold in there. I love it. I hate that. I love it. I hate it. I could stay in there all day. You know why I don't like it? Hot cold. Hot cold. Hot cold. I don't like that. Oh. It's like here in the house. Like I'm comfortable right now. Okay. But as soon as I go outside it's hot. It's hot as Hades. Mm-hmm. And walk back in, I'm like, God dang, it's cold in here. But it feels good. Me. I'm like, oh yeah. I always say the guy, whoever invented ac, ac him and his family, they, they deserve all the money in the world. Oh, I agree. Oh, I can't stand the heat. I agree. I think his name was, um, refrigeration. Sir. Refrigeration, that's No, no. Google it. I mean, what could it be? Arnold Cochran, ac. Oh, dear Jesus. Don't let her think too hard. I know, dude. Smoke will be coming out of the brain. Yeah, yeah. I mean, okay, I'm just saying whatever. Or it could be like your tendon, Achilles. Anyway. Jesus, God, I hate that laugh. Help me. Mm-hmm. What am I, a fucking dolphin fucking sonar. Talking back and forth, whatever. Anyway, um, what about some fashion trends? Now I can tell you I have shapewear. Do you know what that is? No. You're boujee. I'm not. I wear what I can fit in and I go home with my life. I ain't got no shapewear on right now. Oh, I know what shapewear is, right? Like gym clothes? No. Well, no, I got that on. That's tight clothes. Right? Well. How hold all that fat in girl. Okay. Spanx. Spanx, okay. Or skims? All the housewives. Wear Spanx. Yeah. Don't, well, I mean, I got some just because you need some slimming effects. I have some of them underwear, one pair that go way up to my boobs. That's for like when I go to fancy. Yes. That's or something. So, you know, I, but that I wear it and I'm dying. Yeah. And I can finally take that off at night. I itchy, I started sweating in it. I'm like this, I go blow. Thank God I, yeah. Puff up. I have lines cutting in, like I can't breathe. Oh, it's terrible. Anyway, I like it, but I don't like it. Don't, it's a love, love hate relationship. Yeah. No, I've got a couple of things I shape for I gotta have. So stretchy and comfortable. Yeah. I mean it would be nice to just, if you didn't have the health issues. Dude, I'd be big. I'd be real big. Like you seen my, you know, but let's, but let's be my 500 pound life. Let's be real. She thought that he turned, why can't my crack heads be fat? I know why. Why? It can't be. It's gotta be the ones that eat. Why the food? Why not something else if you curse? I stop cursing. Crack and cocaine don't make you fat, they make you skinny. I know, but it should be the opposite. It's nature's ozempic. No, I'm just, I don't know. I agree. I agree. But you know, they get down's ball, they skinny, they lose their money, they lose their spouse's. I can't, I'm saying, hey, you can have lipo. I mean we can eat dude. It cause more pain. And I know people that got lip lipo and they looked a damn sane. I know. So, no thank you. I've seen that Mommy makeover done. And you gotta have a lot of money for that if you're not a celebrity and getting it a true. Suck the shit out and stuff it up in here and put it in your butt. You know, the kind of surgery, like kind of money that play and they can just take it off and they won't hurt. I'll do it to myself, you know, I'll rub myself down. I ain't scared. They're like, get the fat. Yes. Yeah, I would too. I know. Anyway. Yeah. So what about low rise? You wear any kinda low-rise jeans? No, I hate'em. Why? Because my granny panties stick. No.'cause they're too low. And it Right where your fat, it's trying to go over but can't go over. Yeah. And then your underwear and I, I don't wear them little girl girly thongs. Yeah. I don't wear them kinda underwear. So it just, it's just horrible. So you just blow bubbles in your milk? You don't wear them little girl? I, yes. I just, um, yeah. Unless you're wearing a good long, I have one, one pair of jeans like that. Yeah. They're very comfortable but they're just a little bit lower than I like in the front. And I'd have to wear, I have to wear a thick,'cause chunky girls wear thick clothes. A thick, long shirt because every time you sit down your crack show. I ain't got time for that. Well, my crack don't show because I wear granny panties. Right. But nobody wants to see them for the loom bitch. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. With flowers on'em and shit. No, that reminds me of a story that my sister probably gonna kill me of a lovely lady. Why are you always nark out? Never your family. I love that family. She knows what I'm talking about. She's like when she was pregnant. Oh shit. I'm just saying, you know, one time my sister Heidi got in a fight. Yeah. Shocker. Are you serious? One of the fights, and she was on top of the girl beating her up. Mm-hmm. And her pants was in the back lower and she was wearing my underwear. And you were like, bitch, I said it out loud, everybody heard it. I'm like, you're that's my under, you're a nasty bitch. Don't bring them back to the house. And she just kept fight, started laughing. I was like, I'm Pi I was pissed. I was about to fight her. Well no, Heidi, I'm surprised she didn't just take'em off right there and then beat the girl's ass. You're right. But anyway, anyway, those were good days. Yeah. Um, yeah. So you wear, um, ever wear high heels, Cindy? Um, I've wore, um, what's some things called before? What's some things called? Wedges? Wedges. I've wore them a couple times. I only wedge I get is in my butt crack from my phones. Exactly. I hate that. Um, I wear, I've wore wedges a couple times. That's it. I, I've wore high heels a couple times in my life, but it is hideous. It's horrible. That's what we gotta talk about on the podcast. I'm not, you got me still thinking about Heidi's ass dude. That's some shit we gotta talk about some of them crazy things with that girl. Shoot. Oh yeah. Yeah. Um, I'm not big in group text either. We have a group family group text going on right now.'cause you know, I told you my family's down. Mm-hmm. Um, visiting and there's about 13 of us, 14 of us in that one. There's keeps going off. Well, mark don't like'em either. It's annoying. I mean, I love my family. It don't bother me. Dude, it depends on what you're doing because I, I'm a busy boy. I mean, if I'm taking a shit what you're saying, it's fine. I'll sit on the toilet and fucking pon and stuff like that. Who takes her phone? Well, I can't say that. You don't take your phone in the bathroom. Never, never. I get down to business and I get out. Well, no, that's most me. I'm a, a dumping and roll kind of girl. You know? That's how I do it. Squat bad. I don't take mine. No, but there's sometimes that I'm in there and I'm like not in there before I go in. I'm like, oh yeah, I wanted to check that email. Yeah, but then what? Pull it up. What do you do? Sit there, put it on the back of toilet. Wipe my ass. Oh, dear God. Pick up my phone. Walk out. Okay. Wash my hand. I mean, it's my bathroom. TMI. You take the phone in the bathroom with you when you're in public bathroom. I don't. But I don't the phone out and be like, it's in my phone. Lemme call somebody my, yeah, it's on my purse hanging somewhere. I'll talk to my sister and Gabby on the phone while I'm peeing or pooping. I don't give a shit. Mm. Sometimes they say, could you mute it? I'm like, oh, I forgot. My bad. Yeah. Yeah. I don't care. I don't do that. I know, buddy. I know how you are. But yeah. Group texts are annoying. Yeah. To me, just because 15 people responding nonstop. Do you go back and read'em all? Nah, I do. No, I scroll up. I gotta read it. Read the whole conversation. Yeah. Nah, I ain't got time. I read the last one. Oh yeah. No, I You said you're going, okay. I read the whole thing. No,'cause I, A lot of times Scott and fucking Paul are in that group text. Oh. So they just go and it's just jibber jabber bullshit. But it might be funny. I mean, some of it is, and then my brother will throw a fucking zinger in there too. And it's a little, you know. I laugh, I, a lot of times I'll laugh at what my brother puts in there, and then I'll fuck with Paul and Scott and not respond to theirs. That's fucked up. I I, I, I don't mind them. Mark hates'em. He always says, why am I, he can't text dude, let's be real. So that's his problem. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. He doesn't, I mean, he don't barely listen to this podcast. Barely. No. He, without how can he? He, he don't even know how I He does. He does. He should. I'm gonna ask him. I don't appreciate the non-support he should be when he is working around the yard like that, listening to his wife's wonderful, beautiful voice. Lull him to sleep. Yeah. Nine, nine. I tell you, he probably get a lot more done listening to this shit. No, he probably pissed off. No. In the heat he'd probably throw the headphones and be like, that's what I'm saying. I can't listen to that bitch One more minute. She does enough bitching in morning. Yeah. Soon as I get home I'll start bitching. Oh yeah. Um, oh, by the way, chunkies are getting in my, I told you a little chunk. Kind of like me, they get, my home gets in the way everyone's allowed to. Um, me and Mark and Brina went to dinner Saturday night. Okay? Okay. On the way to dinner, Brina says, let's play a game. This bitch, this bitch. So we're like, okay. She on the housewife and mark's like a game. And I'm like, shut up. We can play a game. Let's go, let's entertain our daughter, our 21-year-old daughter. So anyway, so she says, let's say, let's go around and say two or three things we like about each other. I said, fuck me, running. I know. I said, she, she set up, would you start a fight when we're going to death? And she's like, no, we're just saying what we like about. I said, okay. And Mark's like, here we go. I'm like, no, let's do it. And she said, okay. Um, I'll start with you, mom. Oh, here we go. So she says three things she likes about me and they were nice. Yes. Three good things, right? Nice. And then she did her dad. And we went around and did'em all. And then she said, okay, now let's say, let's say the things we don't like Yes. About. I just punched you in the face. Did you like that? So I was like, all right. Well, just long story short, they both said, and okay, well if you want me to be honest, it's a little, it's a little true, but God. God, thank you. So this family bro where you're supposed to have my back. Not put the knife in the back. You're negative. Don't. That's what she said. Don't. Okay. She said, and Mark said, yeah, I don't like that. Either one of you are negative. Okay. Well, it's not La Loopsy land. Okay. Mr. Itchy pants. Right? I'm sorry. When you're scratching your fucking self. Be positive, buddy. It's gonna go away today. Don't worry. And I was just like. Okay. Okay. But anyway, we have to say three things. I got your negative mother. We said three things we didn't like. And I told Brina one of the things is when she's in a bad mood, she takes it out on me. Mm. Okay. And then I told her father that his reactions, I don't really appreciate. I said, because my reaction ain't yes. I said, exactly. Don't like it. Negative should be quit being zone negative. So anyway. Yeah. Tell him no is negative. Yeah. Yes. Is positive. I wanna live on, you want a positive, right? You want a positive reaction from me. Yeah. Then you better say yes. So I'm leaving him home this weekend. Well, I'm positive he's an asshole. How about that? I love my friends, whatever. Anyway, I'm right. So the other thing I wanted to do is a little, little. Talk. Speaking of which games great. Fuck dude. But don't worry, girl, we're screwed. This ain't about our feelings about each other.'cause I think the entire world knows how we feel about each other. Right? Dumb dumb. Yeah. Oh, you know, I don't like to laugh on camera. Yes. I must be. You're so negative. I was expecting you to say right dragon breath because I ain't mean like you. I don't told you. You ain't quick What? Like me. I know. I think of it later. I'm gonna text your ass later. I know. Dragon breath. You're gonna be like, you fucking dragon breath bitch. And I didn't mean breath anyway. I was thinking, bitch, I like you're a dragon. Not a dragon breath. Okay. But a dragon breathes fire, which kills you. My words are bitchy. Okay. I cried for a minute, but I'm all right. Don't worry about it. She'll be all right. Anyway, that was fun. So, okay, I'm gonna start. We we're gonna start the podcast. I'm Dragon Breath and I'm dumb, dumb. Welcome. Get a dumb, dumb little lollipop. I'm gonna make you start doing that with some lollop. I'm, I'll wear a dragon hat. You know. Okay. All right. Anyway, so speaking of the game, okay, let see if you can keep up. So who's most likely to, that's what this game's called. No, let's do this shit. Okay. Okay. Alright. I got a couple things down. Let's see who's most likely to, okay. Who's most likely to insult the each other? That's me anyway. So who's most likely to cry during a commercial? Me. Oh, a hundred percent, right? Yes. Me definitely. And me. Yeah. You're super, super sensitive. Yeah. Wow. I'm a dragon. Yeah, I'm just saying. Okay. Not that I don't cry during commercials. She has no heart, but it's fine. Yeah, I've been told that it's cold. Lifeless whatever. Fuck off. How about that? Oh my. Who's most likely to fake a phone call to get out of talking to somebody? You, God damn right. It's the first thing I thought of. I'm like a hundred percent. Hey guys, how are you? Oh, I haven't talked doing so long. Damn right. Um, who's the most likely to start a diet and quit by dinner? Me, God. Damn. Right. Because I ain't doing it like I'm done. Yeah. Not that you haven't done it, but I eat a salad for lunch by dinner. So it's a diet. It was a minute diet. It's a seafood diet. What I see I eat. Damn right. All right. Who's most likely to forget where they parked? Me? I think both of us on know for sure. Oh, you do? I do it too. I do it all time when I'm walking into stores, I gotta say the third row, the third row in front of the p in front of the P 16 times, and I still come out, I still look around like. Where did I park? Yeah, yeah. I did it the other day. You got a ho. Sometimes Scott. Scott and I went in to Publix together, but we came out separate. Oh dude. I came out, I was like, where am I at? Huh? Which aisle are we down? And I went, I'm like, fuck it, I'm just, I'm gonna go with it. And I start going and then I look over. Thank God he had the paddleboard in the back of the truck. Oh, that helps. And I caught it out the corner of my eye. I was like, oh, thank you. I was way off. All right. Well that's a good one. Okay, so who's most likely to laugh in a serious situation? You, God dang. I did. I did it the worst time. Why? I did at a funeral once, twice, if you want me to be honest. Well, okay. I'm gonna tell you a most recent occurrence, and actually somebody just brought this up to me. They told you us, speaking of which last night, shouldn't have reminded me. Why? Well. Because, um, I'm just gonna go ahead and call you out. Um, my brother, you throwing him under the bus again? I know, it's so funny. Okay. But we were at a funeral. Now he knows how I feel. See? Mm-hmm. She loves you. Um, we were at a funeral and the priest looked just like Arnold Schwartzenegger. So you laughed. You laughed. No, I laughed.'cause my brother said, get, into da chopper. Dude. Who does shit like that? He set you up. I know, I agree. Well, he actually said it to Brandon. Oh. And then Brandon repeated it to me and dude, I, I had to go. So Brandon set you up. Oh my gosh. I know. And then I had to act like I was crying too. I was like, oh shit. Lemme cry for a minute. Take it off. I mean, it was just sad. I cried. I don't mean I faked crying. That's probably one of these questions. Who's most likely to fake crying at a funeral? Oh my gosh. No one, I would hope any who? Okay, next. Thank God she didn't say me. I thought dumb dumb was gonna get it for me. That was it. You called me dumb. Dumb. You cry. Fake cry at funerals. All right, so who's most likely to leave the group chat? On read? On read? That's me. I feel like have you done that read and ignored it? That's what that means. Oh, no, not respond. I mean, I would eventually respond. Yeah, but I might think about stuff for a minute. No, I'll leave that shit. I've left a group chat when all, all you guys were office girls. Were you chitchatting? And I told you I hate fucking group texts too. Whatever. Because after a while it's like. I'm good. This information is pointless to me anymore. I'm good. Um, let's do a couple, just bassy one. Okay. Let's see one that, okay. Who's most likely to start drama at a family event? You, that is so rude. A hundred percent you. It's always, I'm gonna have to ask my brother and sister and, uh, this is common sense. This ain't a family event. This is called a podcast. Okay. Okay bitch. And hopefully I didn't start family drama. You talk about'em enough. That's true. It would be me for sure. I probably would overhear something that one of my family members said, run to my sister. That's the problem. They'll like, mm girl, guess what that bitch said. Yeah, it matter of fact, I think I've done that. God dammit. Me. You probably did it two days ago. Probably last weekend. Oh, I don't know. I'm just making up a day, which was two days ago. Okay. Okay. Okay. Who's most likely to flirt to get free stuff? You, Stephanie, for sure. Stephanie. But I thought we were talking about each other. We were talking about each other. I was just kidding. I wanted to, Stephanie and I are the same when it comes to that stuff. I've already said on here. I like free stuff. Send it on. Would I flirt for free stuff? Hell yeah, I would. I'm like, Hey boo. You like this flirty face? I don't even know how to flirt anymore, dude. And that's what I was just gonna say. How do you, how do you flirt? I don't know. I couldn't date now. Nobody got time. Lemme back my eye. My contact will pop out. My flirting is you gonna take me to dinner? We gonna fight or we gonna fuck next anyway. Alright. Who's most likely to spill someone's secret? Me. No fucking shit, dude. Me. Dude, I'm so glad you admitted to that. I've been meaning to talk to you. I was just kidding me. Alright. All right. I like that one. How about this? Who's most likely to forget to hit record on the podcast? You damn. Or turn the speaker off. It's the microphone. Microphone not record. I'm pretty good at recording. Not that good. At the microphone situation? Yes. We had to record, re-record. How many times? Oh my gosh. Anyhoo. Okay. Who's most likely to go rogue and ignore the show notes? Me for sure. Game right? Homework is annoying is shit. You know, it takes a lot of prep. People don't understand. I know You think this comes natural, but wait, wait. I, I, for me? Mm-hmm. The prep is not hard. I could just get on here and just start. That's what that ask rambling. You ignore the fucking shit that I Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's not the prep, it's the after. You both have it, just so you know. I ain't looking at it. No. Ding, ding, Dingly. I'm a winner. Okay. Who is the most likely to make a joke during a serious moment on here? Me. I agree a hundred percent.'cause I think you don't like, I don't know what to do. Seriousness. Yeah. You're awkward. You're like, oh God. Hi. Go under here. Because I cry every drop of a damn dime. So, okay. Look, get a fucking pill for that shit, dude. I mean, or fucking put a pad on your eye. I have to, because you gotta change it. It's the way I was raised. My whole family is way worse than me. With crying or making jokes? No, with making jokes. Oh, well, yeah. I mean, you sometimes you have to do it just because the serious things. I'm the most normal one in my family. Are they listening? I'm wondering. I know. Well, you're thinking, bitch. Well, come on. Well. Who the hell are we comparing you to? Like the whole clan. That's what I said. My whole talking family about like Oh, so we're including nieces and nephews? Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Hell yeah. Yeah. Well, I mean, I, I, I give it to you. You're, you're the closest to normal for sure. I wouldn't call you normal. No, no, but okay. Definitely not normal. I think your nephew is Which one? The woman that's working on my drown better get up on it, bro. He's doing the best he could. Okay. Well you seen his mama. Just kidding. I have, I have, I have, I have seen his mama. I'm just kidding. Andrew, she's the closest to normal too. She is a little, she's pretty normal. She's a couple steps below me. See this is the thing. She always talking shit about me, talking shit about my shit. Me talking shit about shit. But she ain't talking shit about her shit. Okay. And she got a lot of shit. Just saying piles of shit. Y'all going to find out. Learned. You gonna learn today? Learn it today. All right. Well we're running a little longer than most, so that's pretty much. That's it. That was it. That was the, I'm sure we could do a little spier one next time. Yeah, I like that. Questions? Questions? Can you get us that? Yeah. Could you put that into the notes next time? Just ask me. You ain't gonna send me the homework the day before. We're gonna do this. Well, maybe I'd like you to ask me some shit every once in a while. We're asking when you ask. We're both Lanter. Okay. So just April, you do all the work, you know I'm the dumb dumb. That's true. We got this now. Hey, I give you most the cut. I don't know what that's true. I know so far. You know what we've made off this$20? No, I think we were at 30. Oh, you ain't told me. Bitch. You keep it. Yeah, TikTok live. We getting ready to go do another TikTok live so we can make more. I don't even care. We get the new, new podcast room. Oh, that's coming. Yeah, it's coming. Yeah. Yeah. Y'all are gonna realize all of a sudden we don't have a whole real studio. Yeah. Yeah. It's gonna be better than them. Well, we're moving on up. Got that$30. We're getting a room. Damn right. Damn right. Yeah. All right. Well anyway, it's about that time guys. Thanks. Have a good weekend. Thanks for showing up. And as we always say, make sure that you like, share, follow, check us out on YouTube. Um, make sure you listen to us on iHeartRadio, Spotify, and Apple Podcast. Those are the main ones, but you can pretty much find us on almost every podcast outlet there is TikTok. Follow us on TikTok, Instagram and Facebook for any kind of little highlights or let you know when new episodes are dropping and obviously our hilarious antics on that. Mm-hmm. Thank you. Thanks for watching. Bye guys. Bye.