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April & Cindy Episode 12

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Icks and Cringe-Worthy Moments: From Drinks to Relationships | Episode 12

Welcome back to 'If You Want Me To Be Honest,' the podcast where we discuss all those little things that give us the ick and make us cringe! In this episode, we dive into various ick-worthy moments, including friendships, society, relationships, and even marriage. From tasty drinks with inappropriate names to pet peeves about spouses and awkward public encounters, we cover it all. Get ready for a hilarious and candid discussion as we share our honest opinions. Join us for a bumpy ride and share your own ick-worthy moments in the comments below!

00:00 Introduction and Podcast Theme

00:57 Discussing the New Drink

03:40 Marriage Icks and Annoyances

13:32 Friendship Icks and Annoyances

18:17 Public Icks and Cringeworthy Moments

20:31 A Strange Encounter at Popeyes

21:05 The Cat Feeding Misunderstanding

23:34 Public Embarrassment and Social Norms

24:13 Annoying Movie Theater Behaviors

25:04 Kids Acting Like Animals

27:48 Public Arguments and Relationship Dynamics

36:10 Workplace Pet Peeves

40:49 Concluding Thoughts and Viewer Engagement



Welcome back to, if you want Me to be honest, the podcast where we don't judge well unless you're what gives us the ick. Yes. Today we are gonna be talking about all those little things that give us the ick, make us cringe. Make us be like, ugh, friendships, society. There's a lot in these friendships, relationships, marriage. Marriage doesn't even work. I'm gonna tell you, there's a few ex. At work too. We gotta talk about a few. I'm just saying. But um, we're gonna talk about'em. So some of them might be petty, some of'em might be ick worthy, some may not. I don't know. We'll find out, um, for you all to listen to and us to judge. Yeah, but we don't judge. We don't leave. Okay. So buckle up buttercup.'cause this is our podcast. It's gonna be a bumpy ride. So first we want talk about this new drink Scotton made us. Oh yeah, this is a good one. Now color. Well this is gonna be color vulgar. Yes. I like the color in name. Yes. You do have to say it. I'm gonna say it. I'm gonna say it. I think PR people will appreciate the fact that will they? Well look how pretty it's, once I tell you the name, I don't want you to be offended. Close your ears if you're, you know, sensitive. The name of it is Big Dick in my ass. Okay. And I'm just gonna tell you something. This, can I take a sip? Take a sip. Let's let us know if you like a big dick in your ass. It's got something in it. It's got a little something peppermint. Okay. Okay. Okay, go. Nope, spicy. Hold on. That looks like a little cherry bomb in the top. Like a hard candy. It's, what is that? It's a cherry. Oh, did he pull the stem off? I don't know. Does he, does he have to? I don't know. But this just so you all know, this is why I, I had to have him make this drink. Why? I'm gonna tell you the reason is'cause it comes from Grandma's Easy Kitchen recipes. Grandma's, you right, girl. You right. I know it's shocking. And I'm gonna prove to you, just so y'all don't think I make up fake names on these drinks, okay? I'm gonna show you right here. If you look in there real closely, it's my color though. See what it says. Okay, grandma. I didn't make that up. I don't know. I guess grandma likes Okay. Big dick in her ass. I don't know. But, um, this gran don't any who? So how's the taste? Good? I like it. Mm-hmm. I like it. I love it. Am I supposed to stir it? I don't know. Don't blow it. Big, dumb, dumb lows. That didn't even sound right. Big dumb. Dumb is gonna choke. Get it together. Oh yeah. She gonna bubble it up. Bubble up baby. Yeah, it's good. Yep. I like it. Okay. And I love crushed ice, so that helps. Yeah. Yeah, it makes a big difference. Any who The garnishment is always. Beautiful. Yes, I like garnishing. As long as you ain't garnishing my wages. Yes, just saying true. Anyway, um, so, you know, I got a couple of little, I don't know if mine are ick, like, you know, it means annoying cringeworthy, you know what I mean? Annoying and like, kind of turns you off kind of thing. Oh. Like, shit, like makes you go, ugh, I got, do you know what I mean? Marriage. Yeah. Let's start with marriage. Okay. I mean, we might as well. We fuck up Mark and Scott. Every episode is care. Worth it. They love it. Yeah. Mark, don't Don't listen. Fucking don't listen. Yeah. Screw him. Anyway. What are your, its, what's your biggest one that you could say about He's, when he is drunk, I can't stand it. Yeah, I feel fine when I'm drunk though, right? Isn't that funny how that works? But I can't stand. When he drinks too much. I think I like it. Most women can agree. Ladies, if you can hear me, when a man drinks too far. Yeah. Too far Gone. Annoying. Yeah, they become sloppy. Slaughtering. Get off me. And then they're trying to tell dude, I ain't got time. Me neither. That makes me, that's the biggest turn off. Yeah. For me. And you know, as your friend. No, here we go. It's a bit of an ick for me too. And I don't mean to turn off like a cringe, like little My man's drunk. Yeah. For you. Oh, okay. I feel like cringey for you. I'm, I like, oh, I see that.'cause when Scott's getting on your nerves right? You, you're like's on my nerve. See what I'm saying? That it's, I'm like, you're fucking around with my friend. Yeah. Back off. Yeah. No, yeah. I agree with we're drunk having fun. It feels fine to me. I mean, yeah, it's different. We're not, look at us, we're not s slobber and alcoholic. We're just funny. We just enjoy our life. That's right. How can you not, I feel like we should be at the beach with that drink. It's a bit tropical. I mean, yeah, I love that. And broy, that's why it looks so pretty. That's one thing. That's not an ick. What? The beef, Scott making me some damn drinks. Oh yeah. No, we love him for that. I'm worried about, he does a good job too. Get blue on my teeth. Imagine a smile. You gotta watch it. All of a sudden the our teeth are grown. Blue green and blue Blueberry. Uh, my blueberry cobbler does that makes my teeth blow. Uhhuh. Mm-hmm. Stains it. Stains it. I don't care as good as shit though. Oh yeah. I could go for some blueberry cobbler. Oh, I made some last week. You don't fucking bring none. That's an ick. Pisses me off. Actually, that ain't Chads too. All right. I'll make you some one day way because it's gotta be fresh right in the pan. I gotta bring it and just with a thing of vanilla ice cream on top. Oh my God. Well, it'd have to be a, the thing is this big. Yeah. You have to put on your own and put vanilla ice cream. That's what I'm saying. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, anyway. I'm icking her, pissing me off. That is an ick for me. Speaking of food, I have issues now. I actually. Haven't been diagnosed. I've self-diagnosed myself, but there is a phobia. She's annoying. I got issues with noise, so when I eat, I gotta be careful. So I go to chips. It is, it's, it's weird. I don't know why I have that pro I, it's a meat thing. Yeah, it's not a you thing. I mean,'cause otherwise the whole world's fucked. I mean, but yeah, I got that for me is cringe. Like as soon as I sit down, if I sit next to somebody at a dinner table and their eating habits are not great. For me, it's amplified. Oh, I know a couple of friends. You do not like eating around. Oh, you can tell. Yeah. Wait till we go. Next time we're at a party with Kim and Paul. Mm-hmm. Notice where I'm sitting. Mm-hmm. You'll see. Yeah, I got issues. But again, that's a me thing. It's not really, but it does make me cringe when I hear something. I'm like, I'm still eating chips every day. Although, you know, I used to eat a lot of ice crunch ice constantly. Yeah, you did. I wonder if people, that was an for them, what made you stop? Um, you used to, I got my iron straight. That is, it was a iron. My iron deficiency was bad. Yeah. Yeah. So anyway, that's one I, for me, you know, another thing personally that is not a ick, but it annoys the shit outta me. So as much as it an annoys me as an ick. Yeah. Um, mark, when he gets clothes outta drawers, he don't shut'em all the way. And sometimes when he does shut'em, most of the way, hang clothes, hanging out. I just want mm-hmm. And I've said it so many times, you know how I just, it's bitch worthy. And that's why I think that this might be considered, this is ick slash bitch. Ick and bitch. Yeah. We bitching Icking Icking bitching. That's how we do it. Um, but speaking of that, it just reminded me, egg bitch dealt mark at Winston's birthday party. She would never, was she drinking? A little bit, but no, she ran out to me and said, just so you know, I just, um, reamed your husband out. And I'm like, okay, you think I am? He probably deserved it. He used to. And I said, why? She said he came outta the bathroom, left the lid up. Oh, that's, and I said, welcome to my world, instant Eck for a female. And then she said, and then so he peed and didn't flush either. No way. Not mark at home, he does. Sometimes only because,'cause they waste water, he pee. Well, who cares about that? Because he pees so much. He'll flush like every other time. That was a little TMI for y'all. Well, he's got a little prosthetic brush. He's getting old, so he pees a lot. So you gotta worry about Big Dick. Hey, he's so used to it. Plus he was tipsy, so that doesn't help. He's so used to flushing every couple times just when he pees. Um, and Brina bitches about it too. She'll come in my bathroom and then bitch that Mark didn't flush. Okay, first of all, go in your own, go in my bathroom, right? I mean, but anyway, I, yeah, she ran out. So then later on we seen, me and Ed were sitting in the living room. We see Mark coming out of the bathroom again. He walked out and he stopped. He didn't even see us and turned back around and we heard him drop the toilet, the seat. And me and her bust it out often at at least he learns quick. Hey, I mean, doesn't know well, but anyway. And other people's place anyway. That's a good one. Even the toilet. That is an a absolute. Bring a spell in the toilet before of him. So have I, I have two because of Scott and the boys. You know when you have 55? Boys, boys, men, boys, yeah. Okay. In a house. Yeah. And only you and one other are female. It sucks because the chances are in the middle of the night you're falling in a toilet. Oh my God. Hate that. And there's nothing worse, dude. Like it's instant. Yeah. Dirt shower. Yeah. Scrub a dub dub mm squad. Do you know? That's a hot mess. That's a big it. Yeah. That's enough to be a, but anyway, yeah. So that's the marriage. Ick. Is there more marriage? I mean, I got the list. Oh God, dude. But we gotta keep, we got. Our poca podcast is gonna last year, so we gotta save something. Oh, it could. It could be because our husbands are annoying as shit. We could just have a podcast about marriage. True. One day. True. One day. I feel like every time we talk about them, well, I mean, it's what we know when you've been with somebody. As long as we have, yeah, this is true. That's what our life is. And we can't talk about Xes. We don't have Xes'cause. That shit was when we was babies. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah, that's true. So all our life has been nothing but all my bitching and complaining about those two fuckers. Yep. Good. That's what they deserve. I'll tell you another for me. Marriage. Yeah. What Go ahead. Tell is the, um, leaving your clothes on the floor, like drop all the time right beside the basket you're at, wherever you're at. Yeah. It doesn't matter. Yeah. I literally placed a laundry basket right there next to this son of a bitch. Next to it, dude. And when you have a Roomba, do you have a Roomba at home? Yes. Okay, so you, it sums it up. It'll get whatever's there. So sometimes I'll start it and not recognize what's going on. And next thing I know, I hear it go. Ding, ding, ding. Oh, that means something's coming. Error. Error. Thought I was gonna say, ding ding d. No, it's error. Please replace Roomba. That's what it does. Replace. Like it broke meaning like where it was reset. Roomba. Gotcha. Gotcha. Yep. Mark, he'll leave his knee braces.'cause you know he's got a brace for every joint in his body that he went. Mm-hmm. He wants a onesie copper fit. Okay. I love that. So he leaves his knee braces all over. So I pick'em up, throw'em in a drawer, pick'em up, throw'em in a drawer. Like come on dude, pick up your shit. God. This is why I always would love to live by myself for a little while, but at nighttime, you know when it gets dark, yeah. I want him there. Right, right. But if it ain't dark, don't come home. Sleep in the street. Lights when street lights are on. You asked gonna be in the house. Yes. No. You know what the you need is like Fred Flintstone where they had the separate beds. But you need a set like adjoining house, one with the other, like a mother-in-law. You got yours. Come on over. Yeah. And I ain't clean yours. No, I would love that. No. Yeah, me too. That's a good idea. I'm just saying you got double lot. Yeah. He said he could have the smaller house. Yeah. And then you build, you can have the house where, build your house. That's what I like. Yes. So yeah, that's, yeah. We got a thousand marriage icks. Oh yeah. You know what I like is when, um, people send you that you haven't talked to really in a long time, and then all of a sudden you see'em and you run into each other or whatever, and they're like, we need to hang out sometime. Oh my God. It's a lie. Bitch. We don't, yeah, you say it every time for me. Right? Once a year. Stop. Every time I see you don't have to do that. I, you know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's weird. It's just, it's like, it's awkward a little bit. Why? Why do you gotta say that? I think it's because people are awkward and they're like, don't high. Don't want to say, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, or they really want to, it just, they got busy lives. Yeah. Yeah. But still, that's kind of weird to me. Yeah. Yeah. It is weird. But yeah. Friendships. Um, when you're best friends with someone for a long time, this is coming about me, just so you know. In case you haven't recognized and they get on your nerves, they call you dumb. Dumb. That's an ick. No, I was gonna say, because that's some funny shit. What would be an ick about me to you? Like something that makes you go, ugh. I hate when she does that shit. When you just called that, that drink the name. Oh, when I say bad things, well that bad. No, I mean, it's bad. That's bad. I guess that's it. I don't know. Let me think. I mean, I mean I had a party though. I say that. I was gonna say, but you know, to be on the phone case, I mean, we were doing. Uh, ring a fire game. And that was what you had to say before you did something. It was a rule. I know, but it was awkward to keep saying it. I thought it was funny. Of course. And egg tried to talk extra so she can say it. She loved it anyway. Yeah. And egg. Hmm? What do you got against me? Well, if you want me to be honest, um, I, yeah, I don't you drink up for this one? You ain't got nothing. I don't think so. I'm really trying to think. Um, you should have prepared me for that one, so I got time. Well, I try to send you homework, but Yeah. Some people don't pay attention to it. Yeah, no, I'm, I just roll in, talk and roll out. It's all, she does all the work. She has all the work. I roll in, talk and roll out, and I don't even study what she tells me. Fuck that. I know. I appreciate that. All my hard work out mouth. I know. I tell her that would be an ick for me. Oh. Oh, okay. So I was just gonna say, what's your it? That, that, that is definitely, I scan through it and say, yeah. I can tell you an ick that you have about me. That I have about you. Okay. I guess, like I said, these are really bitches. I, I don't even know if we could call this ick.'cause ick is kind of like, you see that dude disgusting. Wearing that disgusting fucking mullet. Which nowadays is in and stuff like that. Yeah. But if you had done that 10 years ago, well, maybe a little longer than that, but say like 15 years ago when the mullet stopped being cool. Yeah. If you had seen a dude with a mullet and a shirt wide open, you'd be like, Ugh. Nah. It depends on what he looked like though. Anyway. What's your ick about me? You said I, no, I said your ick for me would be that I don't respond back to text every once in a while. When you text me that when she's taking naps, when I'm working. Mm-hmm. It's okay. Sometimes, you know, you gotta, I told you in the last episode, I love a bed. If we could do the podcast from the bed, so I, so do I I can't wait to have our podcast room. I know it once we do, we're pimping it out. Mm-hmm. We're pimping it out. We are pimping it. Yeah. It's gonna be pimped. Yeah. I dunno, is that cringeworthy? That's probably an ick. I don't, we'll probably get a couple comments from people. Pimp it out. Pimping your little Well, you know what, that's a saying, you know? Pimping, big Pimping. That's a song too. Pimping. I know. That's song. Oh, we're so fucking old and ain of man. Funny dude. I don't know what else. You got anything else? Oh, I know what you do. I do. I goes, I thought of this when I saw this, um, little list I gave you. What This is you what? This is you bitch. LOL at the end of every text. I know. You know what? Did you read that? Yeah, but I, it's funny. But can I just tell you what's funny? What you, I said the fact that you do it. You know what? It's so funny you're saying that.'cause Mark, you know, he doesn't text, he doesn't know, he don't know nothing. Know technology. So when I text and I put LOL or somebody text and puts LOL. Yeah. He says, y'all can say anything as long as you put LOL. Yes. You could be like, it's funny. Fuck you bitch. LLOL. Yes. He said he makes fun of me all the time. And then now he'll say something to me and put and say LOL. Yeah. Because he is trying to get a dig in there. Well, what do you mean it's, if it's funny, I'm gonna put LOL if it's serious, as if it's a period after every sentence. Well, if just talking, I mean we're funny but God dang girl. Ain't that funny. Every read our text messages one day. We should do that. Read them. Yes. God, that would be great. That would be so amazing to break to some. Some people might get their feelings hurt. Not gonna lie. Oh, for sure. There's a few out there. I mean, I ain't gonna make no comment. Eh. Yeah. We don't wanna make, you know names. Couple people at an office. Yes. Although, I don't know if we've really text like that about them. I send you some memes about that shit. Yes. We do it between me and Stephanie sometimes memes. It's funny. Mm-hmm. Any who, what have you thought I said like if you're out in public and stuff like that, like when you're out and about, say like at a restaurant. Okay. What would be a ick to you if you saw something? Or makes you cringe? Uh, um, or uncomfortable at a restaurant? No, just out in general. In general or anywhere? Yeah. I just, um, you know, when certain people walk past you in public. I try not to breathe. Jesus. I just feel like it's germ certain people. Well, the way, well you can see what they look like. You're like, this guy's a bomb mom. No. Hold your breath. Depending on what they look like, you're like, hold my breath. He might have shitted his pants and I turned my head so I don't get any other breath or germs on me.'cause I, I can't take it.'cause you, you got issues. You thought my eating problems, hearing problems were, I feel you though. I do that. I do. I'm not gonna lie. I do. And one time I went to a fast food restaurant. Just didn't we just get done saying in the beginning of this that we're not judging. Damn. But we did say, unless you give us the ick. Yeah, sorry. And they give us the years and years ago, probably 15 years ago, I went to this fast food place. I gotta have you tell the story real quick. Hold on. What? After this, after you say this. So don't lose that thought. Okay. I just said bums in general. I gotta have you tell the story about the time that you tried to the cat story. But go on, I'll remind you and then you'll know. Okay. So I went to a through a fast food drive through, and the person handed me the food. Okay. I couldn't eat it. I agree. I Okay. They had no teeth and what they did was real bad. Rotted. Yeah. And they're smiling. Have a nice day. Yeah. That's rough. Yeah. Yeah, it's rough. I mean, that's, that bothered me. I was like, do I even trust the food? Mm. I don't even know if I could eat that day. But anyway. Well, I can tell you this. If it came from our, um, Popeye's here locally, oh my God, I love Popeye's back. Don. Don't go this one. Supposedly it's a, um. Little fishy in there for the, uh, angle. The last time I went there, they didn't even take my money and I sat there'cause Brina made me for 20 minutes. Yeah. Until somebody come back to the window and said, it's the worst. What? Can I help you? I'm like, I never paid. She's like, oh, I was trying to leave, like after five minutes I heard that it, it, it does some things that aren't appropriate to do at a, at a restaurant. Like it's a, it's a fake. Drugs. It shouldn't even be talking about that. Okay. Don't sell no drugs at no Popeyes. We talking about that. They got good food though. They should if they selling drugs. What's the cat story? The bum story. Cat story? Yeah. Tell the story about the time that you, um, seen that. Um, bum near our office. Oh my God. That's embarrassing. That is the funniest. Okay. So every day going to work, every single morning I would see this guy walking up the street. I mean, he, he, he was dressed okay. Right. But I seen him with cat food and trying to feed cats and kept walk. No, I, yes. And kept walking and walking every morning and he looked like he was coming outta the woods. So I'm like, oh, it's a bum guy. So, but it, for like a year, it kept bothering me like, right, I need to give him some money or something. You felt like the Lord was calling you? I don't do that. Right. It just, it was every day the same older guy, he looked decent, you know what I mean? Like, so one day, one day I seen him, so I made a big loop, right? And pulled over, rolled down my passenger window. That money in my hand. And I said, Hey, hey. She tried to looked over to prostitute, this old man, he looked over, I'm like, take some money. He said, I'm not a bum. I'm feeding the cats. And I shut down, dude. So I said, uh, take it for the cats. Just put it the, and he just looked at me and walked over and took it. I'm like, have a good day. And I left. He done took the money. I never seen him again. He was a bum. He was embarrassed. Maybe, maybe. I, I don't know, but dude, if you are out there, I, dude, it was so embarrass you. I was on the phone with Arianne when it happened too. I know. She was busted out laughing with the guy taking the money bets and you know, just so you know, when you're in your car, on the car system, outside of the car, oh yeah. You can hear the whole conversation better than inside the car. That's a public, you can hear the annoy the shit outta me. I, I, as soon as I park or somebody, I either turn it off or turn it way, way all the way down. Yeah. But she was on. The phone with me. I'm like, there's the guy, I gotta do it. You know? And she was busting out laughing while the guy walked up. He can hear the whole thing. Oh God. It was, I absolutely love that. So I've never given money after that to no one might have been an ick for him. I know he's probably, like he said, I'm not a bum. But he took that money, but every day the same time. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I thought that shit was funny though, dude. It was funny. I was so embarrassed for, and I was embarrassed for him. Yeah. Like, what an asshole I am. Um, have you ever been to the movies where people clap at the end of the movie or during like and he laugh so hard? Well, they're like, yay. In the middle. Yeah. In the middle of the movie. Go fuck yourself. You're not at home. Well, no, that just. Calm down and who's listening? This is what it ain't like. It's a real superhero story I know. Or whatever it is. What are you doing that you're sitting there in life that you think to yourself, I need to clap because everybody around me needs to hear me clap and cheer, but a bunch of'em do it. That Superman survived. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I'm happy. I'm like, yay. And into my head inside. But it ain't like these people are real. Mm. That's what I'm trying to say. I don't get that. I don't hear you. Yay. And when people survive real shit. How about that? Yeah. How about that? We ain't doing that when the fireman's coming down out thing and save the life. Exactly. All y'all screaming out there. Yeah. I'm just saying. No, I, I agree. It's annoying. Right? And they do it like three or four times during the movie, especially superhero movies. I know Google, like I know you like the so do I. I love them. Me too. But we don't need to do all that. Then somebody laughs so hard at something that ain't even that funny. Yeah. Or I like the people that dress up at the premiere that aren't really, like we talked about that at Superman, but the oness that cosplay just before like to go to the movie. Yeah, dude. They love it. Okay. Like, I mean, I get it. What the something's wrong with you. Yeah. Something ain't, it's a little off. It's like all the, it's gr it's hicky to me. It's like the, um, kids that think they're cats and dogs and shit these days. Okay. Yeah. Well go. That's a definite ick. That's weird, dude. I'm gonna, and your parents need their ass. You're damn right because I'm gonna tell you something. You come barking around my ass. Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo. I'm gonna punch in your mouth. And you know the parents put liver boxes and shit. Dude, that's psychotic. Dude. I wish the f You would. I would, could you, dude? Dude, I'm gonna call Gabby. Done. I'm gonna ask her, can I put a collar on you and a leash and walk you around and you act like you're a cat. Did. That is the weirdest shit I ever seen. Never get him therapies. Stop buying litter boxes and, and, and catnip and shit and spend it on therapy, first of all. Now, I should have did this for Zach when? Well, I, well, I be too. I see it. Okay, Zach. I mean, Zach would shit everywhere. I mean, you know what I mean? Like, maybe that's what I should have did. Zach, you're acting like a dog. Or a cat. Yes. Here's a litter box. Here's a lit shit in it. Money. Boy, that's my point. Therapy. Are you going kids to clean that shit up? Oh, I don't wanna clean a litter box to begin with. I can't stand that. I wonder if the parents do clean that up because the kids to the kid is the cat's eating it. Dear God, that I'm just saying disgusting. Anyway, that's a ick. That is definite Ick is somebody, we're very judgy. Okay. If you want me to be honest, don't ask me. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Don't ask me what I think you asked. I told, I asked. You told? Yeah. Look, if I rolled up on somebody that was dressed up with the cat ears, you know how they used to, yeah, that's how it started was the headband with the little kitty cat ears and then they meowed school and shit. Yeah. And then they would go, what the fuck? I, I mean, overheat you manda balls. What the fuck? I'm just saying that ain't normal. A hundred percent ain't normal. And right then and there is when the parents should have went. Yeah. I mean it just, it is shocking to me. Or you know, like I said, put a leash on him and walk'em around. Do you Yeah. Matter if that's what you gotta do. Matter fact, put'em out in this heat because that's where animals live anyway. That's, no, no, not in this Florida heat. She just being dumb now. She ain't even drank that much shit. Oh, that's funny. But yeah, that is definitely an ick. What else you got? Arguing. Oh, go ahead. People that argue out in public, anywhere with each other in front of people. Yes. Is a, is like, dude, that's me. How old are you? Go. I know. I'm just gonna say go. That's me. Argue somewhere else. Yeah. You know what's funny is Scott, and I'll be walking into, which it's comical to me, but I'm sure to some people who don't know us, they probably think you're serious. Right. Well. Sometimes I am, I will punch a bitch in the eye, don't fuck with me. But he'll, he'll say something stupid, right? And I have to respond because I'm that kind of person that I have to, you can't let go. No, I'm petty as, fuck, okay, maybe that's an ick for him, but 35 years later we're still together. So, um, but yeah, he'll say something stupid and I gotta respond in an aggressive way. Mm-hmm. You know, like I do to Winston. Like I wish you would. Yeah. You know, kind of moment. Yeah. And I can see certain differences between people. One person will walk past and giggle. Yeah. You know,'cause they think it's funny. Yeah. And they get, it would be, and then they'll have the Karen that's like, I'm like, whatever dude. But yeah, that's Scott and me. We argue. I will in public though. Absolutely. I don't believe that. I've never seen y'all do that. I mean, in front of our friends maybe, but not in public. Yeah, we've been in a situation before. Oh, okay. Yeah. Well, I mean, that's ick. I told you I got a lot of ick. You don't even notice. I, I don't, um, argue with Mark in public, but at all. No, dude. No. You've never locked, like Scott's locked the keys in the truck one time when we were younger. You say you're an idiot. I'm like, fucking moron. But people can hear you.'cause I'm loud. Yeah. And then he'll be like, what the fuck did you say? Yeah, no, never did them kind of thing. And then, and then I look at him and I go, I didn't hear nothing. What are you talking about? Yeah. No, we don't. First of all, we don't curse at each other like that. Oh my God, you're perfect. Well, it's not that we just don't, if he expo, like I said, he one time said, you're acting like a bee one time. And that was too much for me. I don't understand that it's. That's an ick for me, that in a relationship you don't cuss at each other. Not when we're serious. Like if Yeah. Teasing when it's funny you're No, because absolutely. That's when it comes out. We don't get in major fights like that. We just like, I'm just like, you're, no. Oh, go ask Mark if we can go away this next weekend. No, he just won't speak. See that's, that's the difference. Or he'll be, he'll say like, y'all are non talkers. You're ridiculous. You like to spend money too much. You're a bougie, blah, blah, blah. But he, yes, he said, but he doesn't say he's gotta be like, you're a dumb bitch. What the fuck's wrong? No, even, I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. He's got, he's gonna hear this episode and be like, let's ask him right now. Wow. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. We don't do that stuff no more. We used to do that shit all the time when we were young. I'm gonna die. Why? It's not antifreeze. This time, I promise, is pineapple juice. I don't trust them. We should see what that ingredients is. For this. There's something I taste in there that it is like a, that's weird off. Mm-hmm. What is it? What's the strong taste of it? You gotta know, you know everything. Oh.'cause I know I'm, you know all the fruits of this. I drink all sorts of alcohol. No, but there's a like apricot. It's something weird. It is. It's mango. Thank you. Got your ass mango juice, mango. That I knew I tasted something. That's the mango. I'm not a big mango. Oh, peach. Schnapps too peach. That's what it is. Peach. Okay. That's what it is. Yep. Mango juice and peach schnapps. So here's the ingredients. Mm-hmm. Coconut rum. Mm-hmm. Blue coco. Is that car, is that more alcohol? Yep. Okay. Peach schnapps. Okay. Pineapple juice. Mango juice. Splash of lemon, lime soda. Optional for fizz and crushed ice. I feel like we need more alcohol in them. Do you? Because I'm a little dizzy. That's normal. Does that mean something? I don't know what the fuck. I dunno. Anyway, um, let's see. Um, wearing socks with holes. Not enough alcohol in here. Hear sauce with holes anymore. Yes they do. Who kids? Yes they do. Cook kids, not me. I got socks with the holes in'em. Okay. So if I see a sock or underwear in the wash after I wash'em. Mm-hmm. Or dry'em, even when I go to fold'em and they got holes, they go straight in that garbage right next to the washer. Oh, see? Yeah, because you're, you're a normal person. You keep folding'em. I just, first of all, I mean, underwear is a different story. Most of underwear doesn't have holes. Men's No. I mean, they get wore out by the Crocs. You don't change out his underwear enough then. Like buying enough. Yes, he gets it. Just, it just get one, well, one pair here and there gets through the cracks, it gets a hole. But under socks, I don't, socks, I don't even pay attention because I'm, I don't do that whole thing. I feel like there's more, except for holes in men underwear than there is in socks. I don't even have socks that have holes in'em. Neither is more, you need to get some thicker underwear. Him, for him. Scott, back in the day, used to have holes in his jeans. Well, and you have to throw that shit out from working. I don't have holes in our socks ever, but I don't, I don't think I've seen holes in his underwear. We're giving way too much information. We're looking what he, I'm just saying. I don't understand. I mean, unless he's picking his ass, he might wear a hole in, you know why, because Mark sweats a lot. He's climbing a lot outside. He's outside working. So they started get thin and then in the, in the they where Crotchy area. I see how thin they are. I throw'em away a little. That's where Scot's was for the jeans, or they come apart and the seam start to come apart and I throw'em away. So all that farting, you can't say that word. You can't say fart. It makes me laugh. What am I gonna say? Two, that's even worse. I'm like a child, dude. Well, what's the real, what's the word? No, that's the word I'm just saying when you say it. It makes me laugh too hard, dude. I don't know. I don't know why. I'm like a fucking let, get off my man's underwear. Okay. Get off his jock. Back off his jock. That's the same thing I always think of anyway. He has perfect underwear. Yep. He doesn't have any problems. Oh, wearing socks. What else you got? Trying speak wrong. That on your list. Seen in the, okay, this, I've done this, eh, I have like once or twice in my life. And then you lies. You don't even need it. What the hell are, but you know what? Doing, you know what I think it is though? You have to say what it is'cause you kind of said it underground. A receipt. Okay. So a receipt that flies away chasing it is, and you chase it like it's a hundred dollars bill, right? Like you're losing money. So I've only done it a couple times, but the reason why I chase it.'cause people around. I don't wanna think I'm littering. See, that's the reason why I do it. I don't chase it. Me too. Because it's like money. Me too. I chase it down because it's literate like people see and then you gotta figure, otherwise I give a fuck about that paper. Yeah. And you don't like when people cut through parking lots in the mid, like where people park, like cut through that area. Scott does it all the time. You were cursing out somebody the other day on the phone while I was with you. Oh yeah. Yeah. And Bri said I do it all the time. When we hung. Because here's, here's the problem. I have comment yesterday to me about it. Yeah. When you pull into a parking space and the one in front of you is open. Yeah. And there are only one way directions coming in and out. Yes. Yeah. That's when I have a problem with it. You're an asshole and you pulled all the way straight through as I'm getting ready to turn in that spot. Yeah. That's annoying. Yeah. Like stay in your lane, bro. Yeah. That pissed me off so bad. What we know so bad. My whole family heard you. I have serious road rage. Yeah. Brina. Think, think I have road rage? I don't think I, I like I scream at somebody in the car. Don't go get my car back'cause I got such bad road rage. Well shit. Yeah. One of us need a car. That's what I'm saying. Yours is falling apart. Mine's falling apart. You ain't gone. Mine's gone. Well I had one. I loved her. I know. I'm sorry about that. Anyway, that's another source of this I love mine too, but it's 13 years old. Time's up. Yeah, that's an ick that your man will buy. Buy another one. Uh, what else? Yeah, I agree. I agree. There's so many eggs in there. What about work, like when people come to work, let's talk about some work, ick.'cause I've got a few that I thought of the other day. Mm mm You know what bothers me? Mm-hmm. The most? Okay. About like, first of all, to me, when you start a job, you should be. The best you're ever gonna be when they start. They are like, you better be on time. Yeah. They usually a, a lot of people aren't the very start days. Yes, I know people. Well then I'm fire'em right away. Thank I'm a bitch. But that's me and you. Yeah. Done. That's me and you. Okay. We're different. It. Like if they're already doing that in the beginning, you're screwed from the year from you're done. You're screwed. That's what I said. And you're setting yourself up to allow people to walk all over you. Oh, yeah. Like I got problems. Yeah. That one thing definitely is an ick for me. Yeah. When it comes to you just start a job, first of all, don't show up late to an interview either. Well, I've, we've had people do that. Right? That's what I'm saying. 10 minutes later she's like, instant. Yeah. I was, I'm, I have an interview at one. I said, well, it's, it's not one o'clock 30, so you're done. As soon as you walk in, you're late. I walk back there and tell'em, yeah, I'm done with her. Yeah. Like I, no, who's got time for that bullshit? If you show up late, you're gonna show up late every day, right? Yeah, exactly. Okay. That's what I'm saying. Is that the only ick at work got? Oh, no. I got tons of'em, girl. You want me to tell'em all? No, no. That's a whole nother episode. Well. We going do a work episode that's gonna be sketchy. Well, not only that, she gonna throw me under the bus too. Let's say that I'm gonna throw'em all out there. Make sure they don't watch out. We listen and we don't judge. Yes, we'll do that one, but they can't judge. But Bri and Gabby has to come on here. Oh, for that? Yeah. Well, I don't know if I want that one to be it. Because,'cause you're scared. My kid's the worst kid. You're scared. Not that she's bad, but compared to Gabby. Well, no, the difference is, is that Brina had a life outside and Okay, so we can, Gabby just stayed with me. We can do Brina and Zach with that episode. Oh no. Or Brandon, I'll take Brandon. Brandon don't even have, listen, I did. I, I did, uh, live. TikTok yesterday. Mm-hmm. Morning. And you know, a lot of Zach and Brandon's friends come into my TikTok live. They support me, which is amazing and I appreciate, but you know, they wanna know stories about, I was talking about everybody going back to school and first days of school and stuff like that, and just kind of going over how difficult my children were trying to get them ready for the first day and now. Excited and happy I was for first day of school. Yes. Every year. Yes, for sure. Most parents are uhhuh and should be. Mm. Especially if you work from home. Oh. Or you're a stay at home mom. Yes, girl. Times up to go. Thank you. Um, so I was talking about all that and then people would ask about st you know, tell us a funny story. Yeah. So I told like this one story about Zach, which I'm not gonna relive it on here, but it has to do with the power puffs. Anyway, told that story on the live, and it was about Zach. It was the funniest thing in the world. Everybody loved it. Right? And then they're like, tell us one about Bran. I'm like, bran was a good kid. He don't have nothing. That where he was back, Brand wasn't the one shitting out the window. Oh my gosh. Brand wasn't the one humping pillows, like, you know what I mean? Like Heran wasn't the one. Zach was running around the house, smacking. Zach took it all for everybody. Zach was all four of my children. Craziness in one for sure. Yeah, for sure. I'm glad I got that spread out. Yeah. But you know, he is a amazing, I'm, I'm blessed. I mean, we've talked about that before, so Yes, I relive that. But yeah. Anyway, so, so we're gonna talk about our work, work, work mates. Yeah. Next, next maybe, maybe next episode. We'll, we'll see. I do have to have, um, one day I wanna do, but probably the next trip Paul comes home. We're gonna do. The guys on here. Yeah. When it's cooler because we can't cram'em all in here. And we'll have our podcast room Yes. All set up and just, and we'll be able to have actually space for. Six of us in there as opposed, I mean, imagine where are they gonna stand the whole time? Yeah. We don't have the space in here and I don't want'em breathing on me. I'll have to hold my breath. That's your ick. I know. I was about numb. So anyway. Well yeah. Thanks for watching again guys. We appreciate it. Um, follow, like, comment, share. Yep. Ask questions. We would love to get some, um, maybe response from you all about what your icks are. Yeah. What do you feel maybe cringe you with the dating in, you know. World and stuff like that. Things that we're not really exposed to anymore.'cause Yeah.'cause we can't go date. We're old Haggards. Well, maybe we gotta try just to see what it's like kidding. Sorry. Time to go on dates. Yeah. But um, yeah, so anyway, you know, give us some feedback, give us some information, give us some topics even that you guys would like to hear us talk about that you might want to have our. Honest opinion. And if you want me to be honest, yeah. Thanks for, uh, checking us out. Thank you guys. Follow us on TikTok Instagram, iHeart Radio, Facebook. 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