Gridiron Gossip: Football, Cocktails, and Friendship

Football Frenzy and Cocktails: Touchdowns, Tailgating, and Talk

Join Cindy and April for a lively discussion about football, both college and NFL, as they sip on cocktails and share hilarious stories about tailgating, memorable games, and friendly rivalries. They also introduce a new drink called the 'Hurricane' in honor of the Miami Hurricanes and recall past adventures at various sporting events. Expect a blend of humor, spirited banter, and a sneak peek into their personal lives as fans. Remember to like, subscribe, and share for more entertaining episodes!

00:00 Welcome and Introductions

00:21 Cocktail Time: Introducing the Hurricane

00:45 College Football Talk

02:06 UCF Game Experience

04:14 Special Guests and Funny Stories

06:37 The Infamous Steelers vs. Broncos Game

12:52 NFL Game Bets and Rivalries

16:29 Football Fandom and Stadium Experiences

24:33 Unexpected Conversations Begin

24:48 Drinks and College Game Day

25:51 Holiday Weekend Plans

28:14 Birthday Weekend Plans

31:28 Football Bets and Vegas Trips

41:10 Random Stories and Final Thoughts

Transcript

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Hi guys. Welcome back to, if you Want Me to be honest with Cindy and April. I'm April. I'm Cindy. We're gonna be talking today about football. The NFL. I don't know if you're allowed to do that, but I'm doing it anyway. Yes, she loves the Steelers. We all know. Mm-hmm. We'll talk about that shit later. But we first got a brand new sign, as you all can see, it says, but first cocktails. Mm-hmm. And why is that? Because it's, but first cocktails. But first, Hey, hey. We introduce our cocktails. Yep. This one is called a hurricane. Yep. In honor of the Miami Hurricanes. Yep. College football team. This weekend they play Sunday night at seven. So decided my son decided college team. Yeah. And Scott's favorite? Yeah. And Zach's favorite. Oh, everybody's favorite. And not Brandon's favorite. And not Shane's favorite. All right. But hey, three out of five's. Not bad. Hey. Hey. I'm good. I don't know who Gabby. I don't even think Gabby gives two shits about college. Well, I like UCF, right? See, because my daughter's at U-C-F-U-C-F alumni. They won last night. Sure did. So in honor of hopefully Miami Hurricanes. Winning Sunday night. Yep. Cheers, buddy. Let's taste, taste. That's good. Ooh, got your ass, got a little kick. Got some liquor in there, right? Mm-hmm. I like it. What kind of liquor in there? He said that's pretty strong. I don't think so. It's not that strong. I'm kind of numb to it. It's got some brown liquor in there. We can be rude to the brown liquor. Okay. Well, uh, because I can tell you there's like, um. This got some pink liquor in it. What is it? Seagrams or something? Look, everybody needs to be licked in the brown every once in a while. Okay. She went too far again. Oh god, dog. No singer. Well, I'm just saying stop. Okay. Football back to college football. Yes. Football. So, um, you went to a UCF game, right? Yep. Last year. I have never been to a college football game. I didn't wanna go. Yeah. Brina asked me the year before. Nope, nope, nope, nope. It's too hot. I don't like, I'm not doing it. Nope. Nope. I had the best time. That's how it usually works for her. I did have the best time. Yeah. It was very lively. It was very Who did you go with? I went with Brina, her, one of her best friends. Mm-hmm. Kimmel, um, her, uh, her parents. Tabitha, her parents. Oh, a big group. Like a bunch of, so that's good. Yes. Did you got a tailgate? I was the driver. Oh shit. You got screwed. Well because, um, yeah, I was driving home night.'cause your husband's obsessive. Well I was driving home that night anyway. I drove, um, Ava's and Ava and her parents went. I drove Ava's mom's van with all of them in the, oh my. They were all drinking, they were all partying. Wuhan. She shots before we even left the apartment to go. They were pregaming, they were drinking. I, I did have one drink, but we were there for about three hours and then we drove. It was, I was there for hours. Oh. We don't found that. I had one. Okay. I didn't have any. And then I drove them and then we had fun though. Yeah. We all had, we had food and everything. And then, uh, they had plenty of drinks. Kids. Did you called meet the, um, the Knights, the mascot? He's got a name. The mascot. Yeah. I forget his name though. No, but I can tell you this, I have never. Ever in my life seen so many cops in my life. Oh yeah. Streets of lined up. Cars of cops. Yeah. They're not in their car. Yeah. That's the best time to, they walk around. Oh my gosh. It was commit some crime is during a college game, right around the I don't promote that. Yeah. It, it was all the cops are at so many cops. Well, and they should be. I mean, that's a, it was a lot. I was like, um, is some corn on? I should be knowing about? Were there some kind of threats? I didn't know. So it always looks like this. So. It's a good thing. It's a security thing. Absolutely. Um, yeah, it was a good time, actually. Well, that's good. I definitely go again. Yeah. I've never, I've always wanted to go to a game. Scott's been to a game. Mm-hmm. Scott, dude, this is one of those times that sometimes we should interview people. Like we're gonna have to start bringing some guests on some special guest appearances. Special. Um, well, they special, I, I was just gonna say, but any who, um. We should start bringing some people on to talk about those different things.'cause Scott's got some funny ass stories about him and the boys. Like not just my boys, you know, his guy friends. Yeah. Going to, uh, Gaines, uh, Gators game. Oh yeah. I think it was the Georgia, Florida game, which is what Paul go to all the time. Yeah. But I think this year we're gonna go, I'm gonna go to the Florida, Georgia game. Yeah. Yeah, I've, I, I just only been to one college game and that was UCF, but it was, it was a lot of fun. Yeah. It looks like it's a lot of hyped up. It's very hyped up, extra fun curricular, you know. Yeah. Especially if you tailgate. Yes. And I heard that they shut off at the college games. Um, there's no drinking in the stadiums. Let me think. Yeah, I don't think they were drinking. I don't, they don't serve alcohol in the college stadiums. Right. I don't re, I wasn't drinking, so I don't know. Go ahead and comment if y'all know. Yeah, I'll take a drink for those people without that stadium, maybe beer. Mm-hmm. Nothing. I don't believe so. Alright. But we'll drink enough for all of them. Wine today. You want me to wine? No, you hear me. Wh every day Wine and his bitching. Anyway, so yeah, that, that sounds, I need to go to a game, a college game for sure. I'm surprised you haven't. You've been to every I know. I know. It's as sports fanatics as, yeah, I've been to NASCAR races. Yeah. Football game. I know. It's crazy. I haven't been to the Steeler stadium either. That's weird. That's some bullshit. That is bullshit. My brother could take me one time. Would be nice. Why your brother? But why can't your husband because he lives right there. Or your best friend, whoever that is, my brother. Just kidding. Um, because. First of all, you're not allowed to a fucking Steelers game ever. I would like to go ever. I would like to go. I bet you fucking to support you. Fucking you bitch. I need to go to, to support you bitch. Really not to. That's what against me. Is it? What you did back in the day said, we're gonna talk about this. It was one game. The the main game, was it main, I mean, you're talking Yeah, it was, was it a Super Bowl? It was to get into the Super Bowl. Oh, shit. Championship. Yeah, babe. Damn. Well I wasn't thinking, I actually think it was a playoff game. Yeah. Calm down. I don't know if it was a championship game. You trying to blame me. I can't remember. It was so many years, years ago. But I, it is not really funny, but it's just funny how it happened. It's funny that you continue to still. Fucking giggle every time. Sounds, sorry. So lemme tell you all the scenario. Okay. Tell the story. Speaking of college, because they'll feel bad for me. I don't believe they will. Okay, go ahead. But Okay. We going get some comments? I'd appreciate some comments and not you. Hater Steelers fans and not you Loving ass Patriot fans. I won. I wanna hear from reality. Okay. Okay. How would you feel if your best. Friend, I'll let you tell your side and then my side comes over. Okay. Go ahead. For football Sunday, let me just have a drink. Why here at the time I'm gonna have to drop a name. Tim Tebow was a quarterback four. The Denver Broncos? Yep. I think it was his first year or something. That's why it's so disgraceful. Anyway, go ahead. And they were playing the Pittsburgh Steelers. I'm pretty sure it was a playoff game. 99% sure it was a playoff game, and it comes down to a tie fourth quarter overtime. Sure bitch. I feel like I rude for the other team the whole time. No, you showed up at like halftime and I said to you, quit fucking around. Don't do that. You're like, hoo, I'm kidding. Big dummy. Your big Dum dum is all giggly and shit. Okay. Oh, I'm starting to get heated. She get, feel it. My hands are sweating. It. Take me back. And that was a long time ago, dude. Like 16 years. It really was really 15 years. I'll Google that shit, but I say I definitely passed. Yeah, it was probably about 15, 15 years'. Just saying I think it was. So anyway, needless to say talking. Well, I Google this still. Okay. Um, she is rooting the entire time. Mm-hmm. For the Broncos against her best friend, friend was doing it. Stop. That's not why. You didn't even like Tim Tebow. Well, yeah. Okay. Lemme, you didn't even watch football. I'm gonna, yep, you're right. I'm gonna let you tell the story. That's fine. I did root for them the whole time she did. And so I have serious anger issues. She does. Overtime comes and I said, okay, bitch, enough. This is serious. Fourth, uh, the overtime starts and she goes, it's not like he's gonna throw a touchdown to end the game. And I said, he could bitch. He could. She's like, no they're not. No, he is not. I said he could. She goes, I hope he does. And sure as shit, he throws a bomb. Steelers loose. Okay. Are you done with your side of the story? No.'cause I kicked your ass out night. There's always Yes, you did. Said you get the fuck outta my house. You motherfucking bitch ass bitch. Fuck that shit. That's what I was thinking in my head the whole time. I wanted to choke you. Oh, well, should have choke. Good. Let's hear your story. Then we went to Hooligan's a month or two later, or, oh, that was recent. A couple weeks ago. Mm-hmm. Or something. Mm-hmm. And they were replaying the game. I said, look. Look, the Steelers and Tim, Tim Tebow. Huh. So that's a fun game to watch the real story. Yeah. Okay. Give it to us. All that is true except, but I, a thousand percent here it is. Didn't think it all. January 8th, my baby's birthday, my baby. Okay. January 8th, 2012. 13 years ago. All right. And she's still bitching about and it still hurts. So I didn't expect at all, I think Tim Tebow, that was his first year being a quarterback with the NFL or something, that they would be, praise Jesus, that they would beat Pittsburgh Steelers. What in the world would you even think of that? So I was just messing with her'cause I didn't think they went. And then when they won, I was like, oh shit. Shit. And then I got kicked out. And then you got banned from ever? Yes. Watching another football game I know in my house. I know, dude, that's a little bit too much. I'm going to be honest with you. Okay. Didn't think were didn't want me to be honest. I honestly didn't care who won. No fucking shit. That's why it pissed me all so bad. Who roots against their friend because they, I never would do that to you, but it's fun. It's only bad if you lose. So here's the karma that you got for that. Yeah. I fucking know Karma Karma's. Let's talk about it. Sip it up, bitch. Uh, it was a Super Bowl though. You're rude. I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck. That's the thing. Actually, it was Scott. Oh. I was behind him pushing process a lot of money. I was pushing him. It was the Cols. No. Yes. Giants. Patriot. Oh yeah. No, but was that Peyton Manny? That was, it was Peyton that beat us. Peyton Manning was the quarterback and he beat us, whoever he, I thought it was with the Cols. Anyway, it was years and years ago. My god, I can't remember because he har HARs on shit, so we gotta talk about it. I can't even remember, to be honest, honest with you. Anyway, it was, I thought it was the Giants, Patriots, and I thought it was not Peyton. I thought it was Eli Manning was the quarterback. Shit. I don't know. I'm pretty sure. Anyway, I'm pretty sure it was that. It was the Super Bowl and Mark for sure thought he was gonna win the Patriots win. So, um, we put a bet, whoever won the loser would have to take us to Miami to WA and stay in a hotel and go to an NFL game, Miami against the Patriots because guaranteed Miami always plays one game at home in Miami against the Patriots. And one game in New England, which we weren't flying to New England. Yeah. In that fucking cold. Thank God they didn't bet on that. Right? Thank God we didn't go to that. So of course we lost the Patriots lost. So Mark goes in the garage. Cries. Cries. So he was good though. He didn't kick us out. No.'cause he's not rude. We left, we were smart. We were like, catch y'all later on. So we ended side up having to take these assholes. Yes to Miami. Stay in a hotel, pay for the game. Fun, dude. It was fun. First of all, that was, and then we had Gabby and Brina and they were little. Yes. And we dressed like the Patriot. Y'all dressed like, um, jackass Dolphins. The dolphins. Oh, I'm, wow, you're rude. Just kidding. And the dolphins. I love the dolphins. I'm just kidding. And we, um, yeah, we sat together in the stadium. Okay. So, but I got, I got another story for you too, about the same football game. Well, again, this was a little bit of payback. How much payback do we need? It's been two years. A lot. That was heart crushing. Calm down. It wasn't heart crushing when the Patriots lost to the nanny. No. That made me giggle like a mother. See, and you know how many times I've been over here and y'all say, eh, Brady, I hope they lose. I hope he breaks his, I hope he retired, but we loved him when he went to the bus. All of a sudden y'all were fans. Why? Because the Dolphins and the Patriots are in the same division. Okay. They're rivals. Okay. So they're not with the box, but y said you hated, uh, Brady. Oh, no. We love Brady. Oh, now? Mm-hmm. Soon as he, they've always loved Brady. I went to as he went to the Bucks. No, of course, course you would. Took him, steal him. Of course he took him. But when he was playing for the Patriots, y'all hated him. Soon he got with the bus. Yes. They loved him. They wanted to go see him. We hated you and Mark. You probably still do only during football season? No.'cause you guys don't even give a shit about the Patriots anymore. Yeah, I'm over it. Well, I, we watched some, but it's just like, you know, with the stress, like I can't imagine being family to these people in the N nfl. Oh my God. Because the stress was getting too much. Mark finally had to say, I said I was going through rage. That's why finally I've gotten to the point at this. It's taken me a little while. Not that I don't still want to punch a TV or throw something at it. Yeah. It's too stressful. I've gotten better with it. One, I just don't invite anybody that's against the Steelers over. Okay. Mm-hmm. Number one. Mm-hmm. Um, two, I definitely drink during the game. She definitely does. That way I can just like relax and be loud. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. And I can scream at the tv. And the people, but afterwards, I'm okay in there. Game's over. I'm like, huh, that's what it's, I'm kind of used to this 50 50 game. Yes, but also you're leaving out that Scott would text me all the time about how the Patriots are gonna lose. That's why I don't like people like that. Okay. You husband? I don't like my husband. It's been a proven fact when it comes to that. Well, he bets against my team. When we're in Vegas. Oh, okay. So we'll talk about that in a minute. I'm the asshole. But that's your also No, you both are in the muck dog house. Okay. Woohoo. So when we were at the game, Miami and Patriots, mark and Mark took Scott to go to the bathroom or look at something. I don't remember what, no, I think they went to look. No, they went, it was when we were first walking in, well, where were we? We didn't go. We didn't do, they went back out to go walk to the merchandise. Mm-hmm. That's what Scott said. He's a lie so Well, I was dumb with Mark. Mark takes Scott. Well, he thought he was his friend. Oh yes. I forgot we were going to his friends, my back. Okay. So Mark takes Scott for a walk wherever they were going. We stayed in the stadium. Yep. With the girls. Mark comes back and he said, you're never gonna believe this shit. And I said, what? He said, I almost just got in a fight. And I'm like, yeah, right. Why? And he, I said, will you being a dick? He said, of course he does. No, he walks down this long like I think they were Dolphin alley. Dolphin alley. Is that what it's called? Dolphin? Something like that. Well, yeah, they call it something like that. All the dolphins and Scott's walking with him. Sorry, I gotta messed with my hand. And he is getting. Tortured by all these dolphins as he's walking by. I do. That's what they're doing to him and they keep, tell him how Patriot sucks and Grady sucks doing that. Mark's like I got through it. I didn't care. Whatever. Yeah, yeah. I went into the bathroom and some guy like bumped him hard. Right. And he He said something. Yeah. He said something to him about the Patriots. What a piece of shit he is for liking the Patriots or whatever. Mark's. Like I couldn't let that go. He shook feet on him. Yeah. So they got into an argument. I guess Scott got him out of there or whatever, and I was like, first of all, then it made me think, are we even safe at a game? No, I got my daughter here. Like, we're just trying to have fun. I don't care. In Miami, no motherfucking shit could go down. Yeah. So Scott, um, yeah, put my man in a situation. In a dangerous situation. Yeah. No, not your daughter though. No, just my man. Just smart. Mark's back then. I mean, not now. Why then? Not now, bitch. Well, so he's skinny now. He's scro. He baby, he's skinny. You know, back then Mark was. He could handle his himself. Yeah. Scott wasn't really concerned about Mark getting his ass whooped. He was more worried about Mark. Yeah. Whooping somebody's ass and them going to jail together. Yes. That's what Scott was. Yeah. Probably like, come on bro, it's all good. Let's go. We don't wanna spend mark's like, why did he, why did you take me through that? And Scott just like, I don't think he thought, thought, he think that, I don't think he, first of Scott thought that shit was funny. I don't think he knew that reaction was gonna come to, what did he think? Listen, he should have known, because I went. To a Dolphins game with all the kids and Scott. Okay. Okay. And it was end of the season. Dolphins didn't even have a chance of getting in the playoffs, but we went, I forget, um, it was, it was Miami Dolphins. Baltimore Ravens, okay. In Miami. So, I mean, I can't stand Ravens. Yeah. So what do you think? I go as, do I go in dolphin gear? No. Hell no. I go in Pittsburgh Steeler gear. She's, she's an instigator. I am. I don't give a shit. And sure enough people gotta jaw that jaw. Scott was like, you're trying to get me in a fight. You're just, you're itching to get me to beat somebody's ass. I'm like, it's not my fault. I like, I can wear whatever Jersey want. Yeah, you should be able to. But people were wearing jets jerseys and I mean, I learned you can't do that when I went to Miami. Yeah. I'll tell you what, the one year, how about when I took Nathan and Shane, my sweet baby I know. And he was 13. 13 years old. Both. This is why won't let people take my kids nowhere, especially me. And it was me and Kim, two women. Mm-hmm. And two young boys. And we went to the Jacksonville Jaguars game. Now mind you, I'm gonna tell you something. All fans are assholes. They really are In their own stadium. Yeah. Okay. They really are. But there is a special place in hell for these Jaguar fans. Okay. Because they're pussies, they're bitches, okay. Not all Jaguar fans. Okay. Well, Shane and Nathan are Jaguar fans, okay? And I can say that. Okay? Okay. Because I took them there. All right. And I'm pissed. So until somebody proves me wrong that they're not, she's mad, she'll keep it going. But what man? Okay. First of all, I got a big mouth vie. I mean, come on now. No, really? But I was being controlled. I was good. Steelers were losing back then. This is when the Steelers and Jaguars used to be in the same division and it mattered in the division. Okay. So it's when the Jaguars just came out. You know, it just came. So anyway, so Jacksonville was winning. There's no chance of the Steelers to come back. We had gotten our ass wiped from one end of the field to the next, every quarter. It's the very end. Okay. At this point, might as well have some fun, right? I had listened for three, well, two hours straight. Their stupid chant when they would get a first down, they'd go move them. Change, move, then change, move them. Change. Well, what do you think? You're in there. Fuck you. Okay. You just get so angry. It it, it would be like me taking the terrible towel and just sw it right in your face the whole time. Well, it's gonna annoy you after a while we Yeah, but it ain't right. That annoy me. But not if it's your, if it's a different team, it's just, that's, it's absolutely gonna. So, but I'm losing. I know, but So you just want to keep digging it and digging it. So you, you should've told the whole stadium not to fucking say it. No. What I did was the grown adult woman that I am, I like to hear what this, I waited mm-hmm. Until we ran the ball and moved it one yard and I stood up and went, move them. Change, move them, change, move them. Change. My poor baby was there. No Jaguars fans did not like that shit. Boy. Next thing I know, I got a full bottle of water pelted to the back of me. Now them are my feisty days. Okay. When she was younger? Yeah. I mean you're talking 20, 24 years ago, or 34. So they were 30, 20 years ago. Mm-hmm. Dude, I was in my prime. I was a fighter back then, boy. And I was like, come on. Who did it? Let's go. It was bad, ugly, bad. And then I had to compose myself because I realized that I'm at a football game with my baby. I didn't give a shit with my baby. Oh, I'm worried about your baby. And at the time, my baby's best friend. Okay. I wasn't worried about your ass. Yeah. And so, and my poor sister. And I'm like, okay, I gotta get it together.'cause just because I'm a fighter Yeah. Don't mean the rest of these people got my back. It's a long dress all way down. So what pissed me off the most? Okay. I could take the water bottle to the back. Oh no. That would piss me off the most I could deal with it talking, I wouldn't care. But as they're going out, because they're such baby back, bitches and losers. Mm-hmm. I mean, winners. Sore winners, Uhhuh, as they're going down the thing, they start calling Shane and Nathan traitors term coats.'cause they're wearing their Jaguar shit and they're hanging out with you and they're with what the, I mean, you act like they little kids. Calm down. Dude, I wish they're lucky. That wasn't Zach. Zach at 13. Zach would've beat the shit out. An old ass man. But yeah, that was my fun. Why do I like football? I don't know. The hell is happening. I know because I'm a fighter. Yeah. I'm a little, I'm a survivor. I'm love. She's the fighter. Yep, yep, yep. That's what it's, I gotta catch up. That's what I know. You're slow. You got another one coming. You better chug it. This ain't my favorite because you know what the next drink is? What? What is this one again? Hurricane. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. In honor of college game day, which starts this week. Not a big fan of it this week. Well, last night technically. So I should tell Zach Scott to bring you your next one in honor of me. No, I'm gonna drink it. You know what the next one's called? What? Fat hooker. Why? Where, why? I don't know. We just have, it's just a normal drinks. What do you want it to be? Well, this hurricane's fine. The name of it. The name. It's the name that bothers you. I think it's a great name. Fat Bitch, Noah. What was it? Fat Hooker. Wow. Wow. Rude Fat hooker. All right, well it reminds me of that sign Fat Hooker. Remember on the Palm Coast when they changed all the sign it said a bunch of fat hookers around the corner. Yes. Or whatever it says. Horse turn here or some shit. Yes. Fat horse. It was funny. Yeah, that's good shit. So that was funny though. Yeah. Anyway. Oh my god. It's been a long week. It's a holiday weekend. Thank God I get the day off and paid Monday. Y Sorry, I'm putting in our drink order real quick. I thought you'd catch me saying that. You don't even know what I said. No, bitch. I just said it's a holiday weekend. I'm glad.'cause I get a three day weekend and Monday I get paid for it. Y'all. I know what that was. I know what that was. Yeah. She's paying me. Little does she know we stopped paying holiday pay. It started today. Labor Day means that you don't get paid on labor. That's right. Bullshit. Yep. Sneak my time, huh? So what do you have planned for this weekend? Mm mm Nothing. It's supposed to rain all weekend. I know this is the day I don't have a pool, so I'm screwed that way. Can't go. Um, spend the weekend at a resort because it's supposed to rain all weekend. It's almost a waste of money to I know, but it's so annoying. I know.'cause I love a pool and a drink. A pool and a drink. I wish we could rent, rent a house for just the day. We just want your pool for. Yeah. I mean, or you pay know. We know any money this bitch said or you pay. Yeah. We don't know no one with pools. Well, we do, but they don't want us over. We, we'd, uh, we don't party our welcome away. What is it called? Yeah. What's it called when you I don't stayed overstated. Our welcome. Yes. That is rude. I'm just saying it must be, you know what they say? Hmm. People in fish. Are the same after three days, they both start to stink stinking. Well, I just need three days. I'll leave after that. That's what I'm saying. I just need a date. I just one day actually. Damn. And I got some good floaties, you know. Good fat girl. Floaties. Yeah, fat girl. Floaty. Remember that? I got the big old flamingo. I got a llama.'cause of my neck is like a llama. Like what the hell? That's my nickname. Yeah. So I don't, I mean, that's it. And not only that, my plans are your plans. So what? What do what? Oh, could you're coming to help clean out the garage? Well, I'm, I got plans that, no, that's the plan. You said it. I have it on film. Well, I thought that's bullshit. I'm done with this friendship. Oh, me too. But guess what? What? Next weekend's? My birthday weekend. Oh, cheers, bitch. Where are we going for your birthday? Oh, that's the question of the day. Well, what have we done in the past for your birthday? Told. Remember that time we had that party? It's always Labor Day weekend. I know. And we're always, I love that somebody wasn't that fun. Yes. And you know what's coming out? Fucking too in honor of Survivor coming out. We should do that. Yes. I loved it. Yeah. Yeah. Even though you were so frustrated'cause you were like the announcer and all the drunks wouldn't listen. Oh. But it was fine always that way. I liked it. I know, but I, I liked it. I need to hire Jeff Probes to be Yeah, yeah. Come one time do a survivor party. True. Survivor Party's fun. So I told Mark. Last week or the week before when you told me, I said, so April's thinking about taking me away for my week, for my birthday weekend. I'm still thinking about it. And he looked at me and he said, she is. I said, yeah, but she said, we might have to take you and Scott, but yeah, I vote against it. You're all beyond. And Mark said, you're so rude. At least April loves her husband. I said, I love you. I love you to stay home. I'm just thinking it's the only way I can spend the money, his money, and hey, we're trying to save money. If we don't take two extras, we're saving money. That's how I see it. Well, because I say the same because they cost me more in alcohol. That's what I'm saying. I mean, I know we look like the alcoholic. There are alcoholic and we got no proof. Yes, but they are not only that, Scott is a high dollar hoe. Yes. Sorry. He's high dollar hoe when it comes to food too. He wants best of the best of the best of the best. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Like dude. We're going to McDonald's. No, we got the dollar menu all day long. Shoot. So Scott would cost us even more money. But anyway, mark said, um, after a few minutes, I guess he, he thought about it, sat in, he's like, are you serious? She said, I said, that's what she told me. He said, um. She text her, call me about your birthday to see what I have planned. I said, well, guess what? Because I know what he has planned. I said, what do you have planned? He said, I don't know you. I said, yeah, that's whatever she has planned. That's what my friends doing. Let me text his ass right now. And say, say, what are we doing? He's gonna know you're with me. What's the plan for Cindy's birthday? He don't know that we're in the middle of ing. He'll probably think you're done. Yeah. Then he is gonna call. I know. That's gonna be funny. He is gonna be like, you're done. Yeah, you're done. You wanna come home? Nope. Let's see if he responds. What's the plan? Oh shit. For Cindy's birthday weekend, B day. My birthday's on Friday, so here's what I like. He's gonna text back and say whatever the fuck you're planning. Or he ain't gonna text back at all, or he won't, he's gonna wait till I get home and be like, April asked me. I don't know. I know. Or he'll reply. Um, Cindy said you were taking her away. Yeah. I'm be like, okay, you tell me Ing, that's what I want to reply. Bitch checked off. Bye bitch. Yeah. Anyway, so we got a lot of things coming up soon. We do. Yeah. I've got. I was gonna tell you the other football story, it just hit me. What other football story? My fucking husband, dude. Blaming her husband again. Lemme tell you something. Okay. We go to Vegas. Okay? We have been going for the past six years, right? Football? Yeah. October. Oh, October, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which anybody's upset about it. Blame my brother-in-law, Paul. We blame him for everything. It's fine. He's the one who took us the first time. So anyway. Um. Every, every time we go to Vegas, I had to threaten his life last time because he likes to bet on the Steelers to win now. So it's good. No, it's not. Why? Because whatever he bets on, okay, loses the opposite happens. You see what I'm saying? He's trying to be supportive. So all what I need to do, I figured it out this year. I'm gonna counter his by double. That way I get his money back. Plus, good idea. Right? Good idea. So he says the, the last time we went, he's like, it's a sure thing. It was the Pittsburgh Steelers. Okay. Were playing, I believe it was the Buffalo Bills. No, couldn't have been the bills.'cause they were good at that time. Cleveland Browns, that's what it was. Cleveland Browns. Then it's just your thing. You would think. Should have been, they were favored by like 21 points, not Pittsburgh, Cleveland. Oh. And Scott's like, there's no fricking way that Cleveland's gonna cover that spread. So I'm definitely taking Pittsburgh. Okay. I begged him Do it. Please. Because I. Don't want them. I'm not worried about the money. Fuck you and your little$150. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Unless it's a million or I don't care. 10,000. Mm-hmm. Forget it. Okay. I'm greedy. I want the win. Oh, gotcha. Not the money. I need the win. All right. No, he said it's a sure thing, babe. I said okay. He said, I'm gonna bet on my dolphins too, to show you how. Do it. He bet on his dolphins. They both lost. Oh, Scott, why? Well, he tried. He tried to support you now? In his honor. In his, in his honor. In his honor. I don't think that's in the word. In his what? In his defense. Defense. In his honor. In his, on the hell. I'm not even drunk yet. Let me drink up.'cause you're saying honor I No ketchup. Hold on. Um, in his defense. Yeah. I could understand the bet. Okay. But I can't do, I It's, it's like you said earlier, he used to text you and I used to tell I what I can't stand is a Oh yeah. A gloat before the game happens. Mm-hmm. You're gonna sit there and talk. That's your man. Thank you. Just so you know. Thank you God. Dangit talk. All that shit. Shit talking. Then he go find out. Fuck around. Find out. Well, we found out a few times. So how do I get him out of this? Out of what? Because we're getting ready to go to Vegas again this October. So you don't want him to go? You want me to go? That's what I heard. That's what I heard. That's what I heard. I agree. Let's think about it. How do I get, how do I swap him out for Cindy? Yeah. Hmm. There's no way. No, it's not possible. So how do I get'em to not gamble against my Steelers? Against or for, or four. I don't give a shit either decide. You say, don't gamble. We're not gambling on, on teams this year. I, I don't know that that's gonna work. But you can do it without him knowing. Silent LeBron? Yes. I'm not losing any more money to anymore games or stress. I, we decided this year ago, we can't do it no more. Oh, it, it's too stressful. Like it, it's, you act like it. It's your, um, family members out there, babies out there. I can't imagine the stress after years of the Patriots. And I'd be cursing'em. Oh boy, I can't do it no more. And not only that, Imaginet being the family member of'em. And then you gotta deal with the fact that they just got traded. I just spent thousands and thousands of dollars on gear. That's true. And they trade and they traded your ass. Yeah. You know, Barbara. See, I'd have to jack their ass for that, my kid. I'd have to be like, you worthless mother. What the fuck did you get traded for? You shouldn't have been able to be traded. Yeah. I'm just kidding. Anyway, I was heartbroken when Brady left the Patriots. I know, I know. I would be too. I couldn't believe it. Especially for the replacement you guys got. Well, I, what was his name? John Jones? Or what was his name? Something like that, wasn't it? It was, it was. I think he lasted a year. I, I think people love to hear women talk about football that know nothing about it. Yeah. Like minimal. We know bitch, but we, I don't know enough. But you know, I'm Monday quarterback in every game, but I don't have a fucking clue what took place. I don't even know who's on our team. All I know is we got DK Metcalf. I think I could have just said that wrong. Hey, uh, um, what's that dumb ass? Oh my gosh. Geez. I'm just kidding. He is not a dumb ass. Um, Gronk is trying to come back game. He's my quarterback and I can't even remember his name. He's used to play the Green Bay Packers. I don't, how the hell is I now? I don't know. The Green Bay Packers. Oh my God. How is this possible? You're you're, you're gone. I'm blanking. You're gone. You drank too much. I'm drunk. I'm not drunk. Cameron's gonna listen to this and hold on. Gimme a minute. Cheer you up, spit you out. Know So is my brother. Now my brother's gonna be like, oh shit. Spit it out. Spit it out. Oh, Aaron Rogers got your ass. God dang that took a minute. He on the Steelers. That was a total fucking brain. He's like 80 years old. Shut down, calm down. He is pretty old though. He is, he is. He's, I think he's older than Brady or as old. Yeah, but to me they're not. I mean, if you're still playing good, what's another age? I mean, it's, it's questionable. Brady was, I don't know about Aaron Rogers. We're about to learn today. Well, we gonna find out ain't we? We're gonna learn today. So anyway, that weekend we're just gonna, I don't know what we're gonna do, man. Go to the beach. Ew. I don't like the beach. There's no beach. What do you mean there's no beach? There's a flesh eating bacteria. Yeah, there is two people died. I ain't doing it. I ain't done it. But two people, but two pe, two people in Florida died from eating oysters, which is weird to me. Unless you got some cut in your mouth. Well, it's not come out it well. It's an open wound. So is this Go, go. Why does she go? I mean, it don't make sense. Okay. Hold on. Well, maybe it was two men. Hold on. Excuse me. So it's what I'm just saying. All right, well, so fuck up Friday. You know, you swim in the ocean. Don't always happen to get a flush eating bacteria in there. Sorry guys. I don't understand the problem. I can't. I can't. I can't drink and listen to her. I got those amoebas. Swim up in your nose, bro. No, that's hot water though. No. Yes. No, it's when it's warm, pasty water. Warm, pasty. I know a couple girls. Oh, okay. Okay. Alright. We're going back to football. Well, me, geez. Okay. Hurry up with that second drink. No, I don't even hear the ice cube going. I don't either. I think he is like Uhuh. They've had enough. God dang. He's slow. Can you text him again? Yeah. But there was something else I wanted to tell you about other than that with football. Oh, thank God. Yeah. Not about that. Okay. No football. Let me think. Um, it starts next week, right? NFL starts next week. That's what I'm talking about. See, I know that. I know. Why do you know that? You told me. Right? But hey, I sounded smart until you fucked it all up. Uh, well, I mean, isn't that always? Yes, dude. Dumb dumb. Until she, oh, do you like it? Did we say yes? We did talk. She's drunk You. She go. I need that fat hooker in here. No, we got some. You hear? I said some right? I, I know what the fuck you are looking at and saying. I said I named it after me. Well, it's actually, it is a real drink. I didn't create it and make it up. Oh, you sure? But I'm thinking we should probably patent one of them. How can we patent if it was already done? I don't think patent's the word I'm looking for patent. Ain't that where you It's yours. Yeah. It's where you like, no copyright. But we gotta have it as like, like, we'll name it something than fat hooker. Fat hookers. No. Honest whores. I don't think that sells no whores. Yeah. Boring, honest, boring people. No, we're far from that place. We got a bunch of whore friends though. I You want me to name some? Yeah, if you want me to be honest. Okay. I do think we should start doing a little, um, segment with, um, some like crazy stories from the news. Different things. Oh, I got some right now. Yeah. What? All right, let's do a little speed round of that. We got, we got what, about 10 minutes. The flesh eating bacteria. That was one. And I saw that's in Volusia County and Flagler County. Yep. And then, uh, a man got lost and, um, princess Place, the cops had to go find him. What? Yep. In hear about that. You better read it. You better print his place. Last night they had to go search for him in the swamps. He couldn't find a place for two hours, couldn't find his way out for two hours. So they had to go get him. Where were you going? That you didn't stay on the path or right off of the path anyway, that's, I mean, was he normal? I mean, like was he drinking like us? It was dark, you know? That's only way I lose my way. That's why I think when we go out with Scott and stuff, he's always made sure when I'm drinking, he is like, no bitch, you're here, here with me. I need that shirt. He stays, I'm with him. He stays, um, sober enough to do that. I gotta babysit Mark everywhere we go. I mean, it takes him a lot longer to get drunk compared to me. Oh yeah. Because he's so like within the first professional. Yeah. First two minutes. Yeah. I'm shit faced, so he is trying to keep track. Gotcha. Well, and then I sober up and then I'm like, fuck. Here we go. Are we're gonna be able to try a new drink online here? I don't, I don't know that we're gonna have another drink here. I might have to, uh, I think I need to install a bell. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. Like, he's my butler. I thought that was going somewhere else. He gonna fuck me up for that one. He, he should be our butler today. I think so too. Well, I guess we're screwed, sir. Scotty, thanks a lot Scott, for the second drink. Well we were gonna introduce the fat hooker to you, but unfortunately the fat hooker's drinking, I guess. I guess she hasn't been delivered. Yeah, whatever. Or screwed. Okay. We'll have to bring the fat hooker on the next show. Yep. If we like it.'cause I still want'em to make it, I'll have to still introduce it. Yeah. Or I need a second one of this.'cause I, I got, I got a DD today. That's true. Yeah. Who is it? Car broke down. What do you mean? Who is it? Okay. As long as you weren't thinking it was me husband, no. Bitch. I might have a newer car, but last time, last episode. See, we were talking about the fact that I didn't have a vehicle just so she got one. Now I don't have one now. This bitch ain't gone. What the hell is going on? Well, at least the Lord gives one of us. The Lord giveth. Take it, Lord giveth and take it. Yeah. Yeah, that's, that seems to be what happened. I'm still, oh yeah. I gotta introduce handed. Speaking of witch. What? Baby? Jesus. Oh, I thought, because everybody needs a my hair. I was like, you look at your hair, everybody needs a little Jesus. You want me to grab Jesus? Yeah. Bring little baby Jesus out. I have to introduce him. We got this. Look at how cute he's, he's so cute. Mommy. Sweet. That's why she got a new vehicle. Because the Lord needs Jesus in their life. Yep. Just a little one. Just a little. I mean, for me, he's cute. You know? I need it probably a lot. I got one of them at home. Yeah. Well, I gave it to Bri. Lord knows she needs love. Jesus. You got that right. Which that's another thing we need to talk about on our next episode. Jesus. That's every episode, but um, the school system. Oh, now that she's a teacher. Oh yeah, I know some stuff. There's some bad kids in this world. There are some bad kids in this world. Bad young kids. But you know what it is? Starts with the parents, but okay, that's the next episode. All guys, my kids are great in the school system, so it's not just thing she lie like a damn rug. You lying. Whatever, dude. But your kids are good. So better than mine, whatever. They're all amazing. My kids were good in school. They're still good in school. Well they, yeah. They're great kids. Yours. Yeah. Yeah. They're we're blessed, both of us. You got that right. They're not, both of us are blessed by Jesus addict. They're not drug dealers. They're not alcoholics. Marina's coming close though after teaching all day. She's like, I need a glass of wine. That's, well, Jesus loved wine. That's right. That's why she drank it. That's right. Anyway, all right. Well, all right guys. Well have a great. Holiday weekend. Yeah. Labor Day weekend. Yep. We'll let you know what craziness took place, if any. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Truthfully. Yep. This, the, uh, weather here is gonna be shit. Yeah. All weekend, unfortunately. Yeah. So, um, as we usually say, um, make sure that you like, follow, subscribe on YouTube because it's free. Listen, I'm not gonna lie when we get booming, okay. I know it's coming. All right. Any day. But we have tons of fans out there. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Eventually it's gonna end up costing for a subscription, so you might as well subscribe now while it's fine. Yeah, it's true. 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