If You Want Me to be Honest
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If You Want Me to be Honest
"Heavy Topics and Light Spirits"
If You Want Me to Be Honest: Episode on Charlie Kirk, Current Events, and More
This episode starts on a somber note as the hosts express their condolences for Charlie Kirk, following his critical condition after being shot at a campus event in Utah. They discuss the emotional impact on those present and briefly touch on the recent tragic events in North Carolina, including a young Ukrainian girl named Irena Za who was attacked. The conversation then shifts to the Idaho murders by Brian Kohberger, where the hosts express frustration over his jail complaints and lack of remorse. Balancing heavy topics with a lighter tone, they share humorous anecdotes, weekend plans, and upcoming events. The episode is characterized by its candid and sometimes irreverent discussions on recent news, personal stories, and plans for future content.
00:00 Moment of Silence for Charlie Kirk
00:43 Discussing Recent Violent Incidents
02:27 Train Stabbing Incident Analysis
05:37 Mental Health and Crime
14:32 Idaho Murder Suspect Discussion
20:29 Lighthearted Weekend Recap
24:39 Discussing Plans and Cruises
25:00 Family Conversations and Birthdays
28:12 Car Troubles and Mechanic Talk
39:18 Reality TV and Pop Culture
43:24 Podcast Plans and Social Media
We would like to take a moment of silence for Charlie Kirk as he passed away today. Our thoughts and prayers go out to his family. All right, well, welcome in to, if you want me to be honest. Um, if you want me to be honest, today is a bit of a, um, somber day. Um, we just got news that Charlie Kirk was shot while at a Utah, uh, campus. Yeah. Um, event. Um, they don't know what condition he is in there. Some people are saying that he's critical condition and some people are saying unfortunately horrible things. So. Um, we're not really gonna talk much on it'cause it's all breaking right now. We're just trying to follow and listen. Um, but we did want today to start off or to kind of talk about, um, some of the craziness that is going on lately. Um, the recent attack in North Carolina, um, Charlotte of the young girl, Irena Za. The Ukrainian. Yeah, the Ukrainian girl. Mm-hmm. Um, the stabbing on the train. And then we're gonna touch base on some craziness with the damn Brian Kochi, coochie Cock, Kro Berger or whatever. Don't even like saying his name. Scumbag, I should say Brian Scumbag. Um, which was the Idaho Murders murderer of those four College. College students. Students. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. So we're gonna touch base on a couple of different things like that. Um. First and foremost, obviously our prayers and thoughts go out to Charlie Kirk and his family. Absolutely. Um, and those of him that, um, were there with him during that time too, that's tr traumatic to witness. Yeah. I mean, I couldn't even imagine even for the people on campus, that's what, yeah. To see something like that or to be in that kind of experience is crazy. Um, but as we always say, um, we do like to put a little bit of harm, humor to our side. So, um. First, let's have cocktails. Yes. So we gonna go ahead and have a drink. Today is a day to do it. This is just a basic Malibu bay breeze that was made for us. Yes. Scotty M. Specialty. It's delicious. Good. Definitely gonna need it today. Going to need it today. Good. I know I say that every episode, but it's true. We need one every day, I guess. Yeah. Yeah. Um. So first let's talk about, um, the, um, stabbing on the train. I think it was a train. Was it a train? Yes. Yes. Was a train. It was a train. It was a train. Um, did you see that video? I seen parts of it. Some parts show her sitting there in the beginning of it when I was sitting behind him. And then I seen parts where she's laying on the ground and just little pieces of it. Yeah. Um. She just, sorry, you know it's wrong. A little bit of wrong spot for her craziness going on because of everybody watching and talking about this. So I apologize. I'm getting texts, but, um, about the shooting? Yeah, about, um, they did say he was what, 200? I hope they catch him and I don't know. I mean, evidently it was shot from far distance. Yeah. Yeah. Um, so that's, and they obviously just wanted to shoot him. Yeah, because I don't think anybody else was shot. So, well, like I said, yeah, we don't really know much right now, many people, so, um, over your views and over that, it's just that who knows what Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, too much, even if it's religious views or know whatever. There's no reason to Yeah. To go to that extreme for sure. And if you can't have a conversation and deal with things that are going on in the world, you really need to seek some serious therapy, not just this shit. Yeah. I'm not even kidding. Like, you're right. You need to see a real therapist. Um, so anyway, as far as that train attack goes, I watched, I've seen different views of this video. And for me, first of all. That poor girl had no idea what the fuck was going on. Yeah, she sitting in front of him like she just got janked, shanked stabbed. I mean, however you wanna phrase it in the neck. Doesn't even, like, dude, I would be freaking out. First of all, I, I think she was in shock and it happened so fast. She didn't know what to do. And all the people around her what were shocked and didn't want to do anything. Just like, I'm not that way, dude. I, I wonder if they thought he hit her and walked away. Right. And like it was a punch in the side of the Yeah, like hit her or the neck walked away and they were just like, did he just, but still, what kind of world do we live in? I don't know that people are just going around doing that kind of shit and then people are just watching. If I saw a dude hitting a woman, I don't care if you're a man or a woman. Yeah. At some point you step in and Yeah, I get people will say, well, what if you got stabbed or you got, you know, you're putting yourself in danger. But I mean, where is humanity? Where have we gone anymore? We can't laugh at shit. We can't, you know, it's lately it's, we go through some really good times. Mm-hmm. And then it's these random. Idiot freak situations that somebody does some crazy shit. Like Over what? Over what? Yeah. And not, not even mental illness. Now he's in jail for the rest of his life. Why? Why would you? Well, I mean, we hope he was released 14 times. Like Yeah, that's true. I, I don't, I mean, you look at that rap sheet on that dude, first of all, they say he had a mental illness. Now, I, my opinion if, if you have an a mental illness. You're committing a severe crime or have continuously committed crime after crime, after crime, after crime. I'm gonna be honest here. Your ass needs to stay in fucking jail. Yeah. Or you need to be in a mental facility until you're treated and well medicated, and you need to have somebody that's. Maybe giving you your medicine every day to make sure that you've taken it so that you don't have those freak bouts, you know? Yeah. Getting more help than just putting in jail, let out, put in jail, let out. They're not getting the help they need. Absolutely. Not that, and I think that's what the Chris Lee say too, after they went to jail and got out. Yeah. They said they wanna go help because people are just getting put in jail, you know? Yeah. In and out. In and out. No, no therapy, no nothing. There's no treatment. But on the same side, there's no, no resolve to it either. True. It, it's, it's just absurd that people have no problem going to jail. Like our jails are that comfortable. Yeah. That you wanna be in there. I'm confused. I sure the fuck don't wanna be. Yeah. I, I would, I would definitely would not wanna be, I mean, they, they ain't got this in jail. Well, you damn right. And I'll tell you what. Ain't no way, ain't no way I could survive in jail. Well, me neither like that. I'm a Ws like that. Mm-hmm. I mean, I'm a mean bitch, but you'll be fine. Um, I would not survive. I'm a survivor. You'll be fine. I would, I would be fine. You're right. You right. Hey, I would keter some shit. Dude. You know what Kester is? Shoving shit in your ass and sinking it in. Oh, I thought you meant like finagle and stuff. No, girl. No, I, no. Look, sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do to survive. Well, what would you take in there? I don't know. A shank. A shank? You know, like a pocket knife. That way you know, it folds up and it fits right in there perfectly. Oh, okay. All right. You know what I heard though? I mean, all kidding aside, um, they have like what the airports have now in a lot of these jails. The body scanners. You know where you go like this and you stand in the thing and it goes, they should through the airport. Yeah. And it scans your whole body. Smart. No longer the days of bend over cough. Even when you got a girls that got a squat. And if something's in there, fly out, shake, shake. Some girls that'll fly out. Not this girl. Nice. Try not this one. Not this girl. Okay. We have some people that we know, but don't try to point fingers. Bitch. She try to get crazy on here. Mm-hmm. Mm. Anyway, anytime. So, um, yes, people are going crazy in this world. It's terrible. Oh, we gotta go serious again. I'm sorry. Yeah, sorry. Um, it's fine. It's, it's terrible what people are doing to other people. Like they're okay to go to sleep at night knowing when they hurt someone. Like, it's just weird to me. And that's why I say it's, I mean it's obviously a mental illness that you know that you can't, it's, although, you know, there's a lot of people that do a lot of different things. It not just killing people or hurting people or stabbing people. There's robber, you know, people robbing shit. There's people that rob time from work. I know. I knows of'em. We turned them bitches. I know some. I'm just saying Rob and okay. To go to sleep. Hey, that's what I mean. I try to do it to this bitch all the time. But she sits right here. Being like a warden. Check my time sheet. I double check. Check a check. God. What do you mean? We drove to go get food. How are you Still on the clock. I bought you food. Hey you. I drove you. It's double dip. She's a double dipper. Hey, gotta do what I gotta do. Just saying that's probably why I don't sleep good at night. That's that's why you toss and turn. It ain't the menopause. So I didn't sleep good Monday night, but today I should sleep good. You should, especially after this drink. Yes, for sure, for sure. But anyway, so I'll tell you this. This situation is hard. As it is to deal with it and to think about it. The family is the father part. Oh man. I mean, you come from a war zone, you know what I mean? You come here as a refugee thinking this is a great country you're getting away from, you know, and these are people that should be here. Yeah. In my opinion, like we're trying to help you get out that situation. She, yeah. She's, you know, minding her own damn business. Gosh, you know, I get some don't get, not that any murder or, or stabbing or violence is right. That's not what I mean, but I get why people can get frustrated and, and a bit aggressive when you're sticking your nose in somebody else's business. Hmm. When you're pulling a Karen situation, like, did you see that bitch in Philly at the Phillies game? Mm-hmm. With the whole baseball thing? Oh, yes. Yes. But I was a little, that's the shit I was trying to see if she, did she cut the ball and drop it and you ran over and took it? No, that's what I read. Oh, your door's open. Shut your door. What door? The side behind you, Rene. Prop malfunction. That was from the delivery of the drinks earlier. I forgot to shut it. Um, I thought they, I thought somebody said she dropped it and he ran over and grabbed it. No. So what happened was. Well had done happen. Um, the ball went, it was a home run. Yep. I saw that. Lands in the front of where everybody's sitting, so there was an empty row of seats. Mm-hmm. It lands there. The guy comes from the other side a couple rows over. It did land in front of her, like right in front of them. That's what they do. Dude, I've been to baseball games. When those balls go into the stands. I'm usually like this. It's get it if you can. You're the first one to get it. The first one to get it, gets it how it works. Thought she dropped it at first and then somebody says he come running from down there. Ran over and grabbed it like that. Yeah, but did you see him in the video? Like when she come run over, he went, he was nice. No, I think he was shocked. Like what the, the hell he probably heard. You know what I mean? Yeah. And then she took it from the kid. First of all, that mama. Mm mm-hmm. She nicer than me, girl. I would've been scrapping dude stuff. She must have felt like an asshole then. Yeah, and then they gave him a baseball bat. Hold on. Camping World, which is, I guess, who is the sponsor of the Philly Stadium, right? Mm-hmm. Gave the family a brand new camper. RV fully loaded. What? Yeah. I didn't hear that. And World Series tickets for the family. Well, they're glad they got yelled at then. Of course. Of course. Me and you do that said, because you come snatch it from my hand. Oh yeah. We could set that up. Yeah. We'll take a little Winston. I snatched it from your little wins Winston's hand, and you'll get pretty shit. And Winston might whoop your ass though. I know. He might be like, Hey, gimme my boss, Cindy. Be like, I don't know you, bro. I know. Shut up Winston. Trying to get a damn camper up in here. Oh, I didn't hear that. I know that They gave'em a package and a, I mean, amazing. Good for them. They said because the, the dad, it ruined theirs was showing the kid the, they felt like the dad was actually teaching their child a good thing instead of freaking out. Where, like me? Yeah. She, let's all know I do the opposite. I'm the bad one. She would've lost her mind, dude. Yeah. First of all, a woman come running up to my husband. Wow. Was no wife there? Yeah, she was. She didn't look like a wife or her or teenage daughter or something? No, it was the wife. A wife. Oh, the boy and the dad. I need to look at that video better. Yeah. Yeah. I'll replay that shit here. I thought it was like, I didn't know it was a wife there. Yep. Well, they got more than what they dude. They definitely got more than they would've with a, just a baseball. Yes. And look, you got good memories. Look at, I talked about my football memory from, you know, last week I talked about how I got pelted with the water with the boys. Those are memories those boys are gonna have forever. Another little boy's gonna know that. Memorized that my daddy was a good man and it's gonna be on social media for Nathan and Shane are gonna be like, yeah, well my son didn't get shit from going with you. That's because I freaked out. Maybe had I been the better person and been like, you're right, they're traitors. Mm-hmm. We could have got some Jaguar shit. See whatever. Good going. Anyway. All right. Well, moving on to the next thing was this Idaho Murder Suspect. Selfie. Okay. And now he's complaining. First of all, I hope he gets shank and danked in the booty hole. Okay. Okay. I hope they treat him just like Jeffrey Dahmer got treated. You're not gonna cry, baby. I feel zero. Give a fuck that. You want any kind of yard time and you should never see the next day of light. Exactly. He'd be dead. If it was my kid, I would've killed him and gone to, I would've gone to jail myself. Yeah. I For an eye. Happily, happily. I'm just saying, you know? Yeah, no, I get it. And he's complaining. In jail, people are bullying them. The fuck. Good. I'm glad they're bullying you. I hope they do more than bullying him. Right? I hope they turn him into his bitch. They might. I'm sorry. They might that, that fa that what he did to those four families ruined their lives forever. Dude, that the one is a only child. Oh boy. Like, not that it makes a difference if you have 15 other kids or two kids. That's not what I mean.'cause that sounded pretty shitty. But I'm saying like, I get it. Wow, dude. They don't have any other kids to make them want to live to or make that right. What I mean, I live for the fact that I worry about my kids and how they'd survive without me. Mm-hmm. Some people might think they'd do good without me, but whatever. They'd be just fine. Mm-hmm. They ain't gonna have no money. But anyway, so what was crazy is they said he was on social media doing selfies like, Hmm. Oh my God. No. For real. Now what I liked was he did this like devil, I don't even think I can do it. Mm-hmm. And I dish what? What the face. Okay. What the heck is that? His teeth were yellow as motherfucking butter. He even brushed him. That's what I'm saying. You gonna make a face like that? You better have some decent teeth. Well, what does he care? He just killed people. Okay, but don't loser if you don't look like the devil. Needs to have some clean teeth. That's all I'm saying, you know? Mm-hmm. Anyway, he sucks his bushy ass fucking eyebrows. Like, dude, you might have not gone that route. Okay. If you had maybe manscaped a little bit, you wouldn't have been bullied when you were younger. Um, try not to be a fucking weirdo. Creeper who wants to go to criminology school and sounds like murder he's already on the path of, and how do you as a parent not know that? That your kids watch, but you don't see some signs. Yeah, I mean, uh oh, I got some signs. Not for our kids. We know some people, you know, I'm just saying like, but parents sometimes don't. They're just like, he'll be all right, or she'll be all right, or, you know, not thinking, I don't know, dude, look at this. I'm, you know, I'm not gonna pop it up here because I'm not gonna promote it, but I just want you to see it. Do you see this shirtless? After. Yeah. They said he had a cut on his thumb that was shown in one of the pictures, probably from a knife. Knife. I, I can tell you this though, it my, my feeling also about that, my own opinion. Mm. I am thankful that he admitted it. I hate that they pled, you know, did a plea bargain with him mm-hmm. And allowed him to live instead of frying the shit outta him. Mm-hmm. Um. But I am glad that the parents didn't have to go through the trial, didn't have to re-see any of those, you know, that's tough for me, that aspect. Yeah. But why, why didn't he apologize or anything? Not that that's gonna help. He's the devil himself. Yeah. Reincarnated on earth. Like I, he's sick. Zero. If you have zero emotions, empathy. Something's gotta be wrong. You gotta, bro, to see people crying and take'em out. I'm, dude, I cry in the commercials if I see'em. That's what I'm saying. I, I, I am a strong believer. Listen, I apologize to anybody who's listening to this. If you've got a different opinion about the death penalty, don't listen to me. Don't listen to my podcast. I'm good. I am strong about that shit. I don't, I don't care. That's one thing that You deserve it. You deserve it. Yeah. And I four nine, and if you didn't deserve it and you're up. You know, keep appealing because there are some people that are incarcerated definitely with false, you know, I agree with that, but you know, I don't know. That one is just crazy. He's shirtless. Flexing. Ew, that's psycho. He ain't even cute. Wound on his hand. Thumb. So he was crown what? He did a thumbs up in a photo. Who the fuck does something like that? Like, and did you really think you were gonna get away with it? You psycho. You weren't gonna get away with that. I know. Why do you take a chance that you might get away with it? I don't know. You got especially something like that, like, I don't know, four people. That's crazy, dude. I can't, you ain't, you ain't getting away with it, that's for sure. I can't. I can't. Well, what I can tell you is this has been enough of sadness. Okay. Start fresh. We gonna move on to some good shit. Start fresh talk shit about you. Almost choked. Almost choked. You know, I told Zach the other day that I'm gonna, um, get a bunch of lollipop and put'em in here and every time you say something stupid, I'm gonna be like, here you go. Dumb dumb. A dumb dumb dumb for the dumb dumb. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Funny. Anyway, um, yeah, so we, uh, had a good weekend. We did. The best weekend actually was her birthday weekend. Mm-hmm. Yay. Yeah. I'll have to put that sound effect in there. Dirt. Don't hurt. Put it in your mouth and it will work. Yep. We went down water slides. Lazy river. We did, we did. Had drinks. Went to a resort in Orlando. We did. Yeah. I, I love that resort. It was so much fun. I love it. Got us a little cabana. We did. Mm-hmm. Yep. Got some, uh, buckets of, I think my something, I think my YouTube TV's still logged in on that tv. Oh, shoot. Whoopsie. You didn't log out. It poured down Rain on us. How did I get a chance? So somebody's watching your stuff. I mean, whatever. Enjoy for the moment. If they try it, I think it'll shut off. I, I gotta look, you know, I got enough shit going on. Anyone. She's letting everybody in the world on her YouTube. Mm-hmm. They're gonna log in and put some stuff on there. You might not wanna see. They can't put some stuff. I get alerted for all that shit. I know. It'll also tell me when somebody gets on there. I haven't seen it pop up yet, so we'll see. It's been raining. I might have signed out of it honestly though, I mean not signed out through the TV on the app. Oh. Because I also had it connected at the. Condo. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So who knows? Let's, we'll figure it out. Whatever. Sure. Whatever people are enjoying themselves on you. Mm-hmm. It's not a big deal, you know, it's what I do. Do you? But she does. She does. Oh, look at this. I like to fix my hair every time. I know. She goes to the salon for 16 hours. Gets her hair done. Dude, I have to it. It's my downtime. It takes two minutes. Look at his hair. That's beautiful girl. Still them same looking gray from six months ago. Not talking about the Oh, it's on this like grays. Mm-hmm. I think it looks, I think my grays are gonna be like the them white grays. I might look cute. You might with them white grays. Yeah, they are white gray. Yeah. Actually, you know, it's like rogue. Wait for that to grow out. Or storm? Is it storm or rogue Storm's? All. All of'em. All her hair turns. I think the one gray patch is That is rogue, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, call me what you will. Just don't call me late for dinner. You got that right. Or lunch. Especially me, bitch. I'm hungry. I'm always hungry. I think I talk about being hungry on here more and more. Yeah, we did. We ate Tijuana flat. Mm. That's good shit. Mm-hmm. Should have got a drink from there. Alcoholic drink. Yeah. Bucket. There's no alcoholic drinks. Just one of them days that a girl goes through, lemme take another drink. Yeah. Yeah. Let's have a little sippy sip. But yeah, so we had a good time. Mr. Winston went, um, in the arcade. Mm-hmm. My kids did the miniature golf, which was good. Winston took me down slide after slide after slide. Fat girl got tired. I was out of breath. After about seven times, mark would stand at the bottom and I'd go, go, go. And then I was like, all right Winston, let's go see Mommy meet me for a minute. I was out. Alright, let's go in the lazy. He's like, yeah. But it was fun. I liked the Lazy River was pretty good. I liked those big slides. Yeah, they were pretty good considering I didn't know the yellow for a small yard. Um, for a small. Water, little water park here. I didn't go on the yellow one. It's closed and I was like, eh, sometimes you can't breathe in them that good. Oh, it was fine. Of course this big ass knows who can't breathe through it. I had fun. I think I'm stopped up right now. Actually. Don't start your shit. Be calling out. I'm sick. Can I call out like the, the rest of these employees we work with tomorrow? I can't do that. Tomorrow's payroll. Damn. Not for me. What about Friday? Oh, we're working. Whatever, dude, whatever. We might be going on a cruise later this year. Oh my God, that's gonna be so much fun. Might be. Well, I'm just saying, you know, listen, if I give my birth date of birth, bitch, okay. I'm going on this cruise. Whether they like it or not. Yeah. I mean, we're supposed to be going. Yeah. Yeah. We're going. Okay. We're gonna be cruising Brina. This bitch yesterday, I said, Hey babe, I just want to let you know that um, um, Amber Lee took our date of birth and all that, so we're pretty much going. And um, Brina said, are you going dad? And I said, we both. I said, no. Both of you said no. And she was like, why aren't you going? I said, because we ain't got the money right now. He can't go. And she said, dad, dad, I'll buy you it for your birthday. Done. What Is she trying to rain our brain? I said, no. Other husbands are going, no. Yeah, that ain't gonna be fine. He's not going. He'll be fine. He'd be, of course he does fit in with the girls pretty well, but No, because he likes to shop and hang out. Gossip. And gossip. He loves the gossip. Gossip. He does. He would be, but no, no. I got my roomy. That's right. That's, I don't need another one. Oh, he is gonna be crazy. Yeah, we're gonna be fine. It'll be fine. Might have to podcast cruise. It's my first cruise. My cruise. How about that? I've never been on a cruise before, so I'm gonna get that bracelet so I don't vomit. Oh. Just in, in case. Maybe I don't want a room with you. Yeah. You'll be out partying. I'll be puking. I'm not. I'll be sitting on the deck on the balcony reading a book like an old lady. Okay. That's what I did when we went to Kelly and I went 10 days on a cruise ship. Golly God. It was. So amazing. That's a long time. It was, but it was amazing. You wasn't nervous to be away from Scott that long? No, he had work. He had all the kids to take care of. I know, but they were young too. Back. I would've missed Mark. You're so weird. A night or two. Okay. Okay. But that's what text messaging, uncom Uncom four and all that. No, I had Kelly, I snuggled up with her. It was the first time I ever went me. Oh yeah, bitch. Aw, they got two beds. I'm big spoon. It's fine. You'd be a little spoon. I know. I don't wanna be a little one. Why? It's fun. Ain't the little one that gets to. Uhuh. We're not getting the, okay. What's gonna happen when we spoon for the moment? If I fart, you're screwed. Good. Good luck. That's, that's what I'm afraid of. Oh, she spooning in the mornings because that's the, like this, oh, it didn't, my speaker's off. You're lucky I got a fart sound down here like this. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, I tell you what. The neighbors are gonna hear that shit. They're gonna be like, did somebody just turn on the thrusters? No, that's her ass. I'm gonna get us some shirts made too, like, I mean, obviously we gotta wear these Yes, yes. Yeah. Shirt so that we can spread the word. The good word. You gotta bring this. Don't, yeah, we gotta bring these and then we need to make like I'm with dumb, dumb. And then she can make one that says with Karen, right? Yes, bitch. Yes. That's gonna be good. I like it. If lost, please find dumb, dumb. And I'll put a lollipop. Yeah. And then on your Put my face on it. Yeah. Oh, let's get the bathing suits with our faces on'em. Yeah, that would be funny. That would be fucking hilarious. We're psycho. We know. We know. But in a good way. Yeah. Not like these freaks that we just talked about. Yeah. Yeah. Them are freaks. Right. So, um, my car broke was breaking a couple weeks ago. Got it all fixed, right? Sure you did. It was good for like a week. Mm. And then the passenger side front wheel bearings are going out again. So Mark told me this is what I think it is. And I said, I don't know. I don't know if it's the same thing because my driver's side, I just got fixed a week or two ago. It sounds like a flat tire. It sounded like the car was breaking down. Oh goodness. How much? Choke to death. So yeah, I was like, I don't know. I don't know. He said, well call Paul, which is our mechanic. So I called Paul, not my brother-in-law. No, no. And I, I told him and he said, sounds like your wheel bearings. I said, yeah, well can Mark take off the tire and look and see if it's the wheel bank? He said, no, I, I'd have to drive it and listen to it, whatever. He said, I'll call you Wednesday or whatever. So he said, but I said, but it don't start getting bad until about 15 minutes after you drive. Mm-hmm. He said, well, when they warm up and Mark's like,'cause he said the same thing, thing. I ignored it. Right. So then we hang up and I said, but what if it's the rod that holds and it breaks, like when I'm driving the axle? And he looks, he said, how about this? How about tomorrow when you go to work, ask April. When she tells you what it is, you'll believe her. And I said, you got that shit right? Because? Because every time I ask time something, something's wrong. You come ask me. Well, when I ask him, he tells me what it is, and then I talk to April, she tells me, then I go home and said, yeah, April said it was blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And he said, he said, you're right. He said that, I told you that. Why do you always have to go into April and ask her? I'm like, I don't know, but you're not really asking me. You're talking about it. It, and I'm, you know why? Because I'm a know it all. Or at least I believe I know it all. Yeah. I don't really know it. You'll bullshit your way to it. But I, I'm a bullshit and bullshitter. Shitter. That's why you can't bullshit. Can't a bullshitter. That's right. Ah, bullshit. So today I am gonna go home and tell Mark. Yep. April confirmed. I can't wait. I can't wait until you go. Actually, I talked to April and she said, yeah, no, she doesn't think it would be the axle. She feels like more wheel bearings. Yeah. She listened. Yes. She agrees with you all. It, it is that. So I can guarantee that's what it is. Let's just sign up for, that's the fucking shirt. I'm getting you. What? I just, I'm a fucking creative genius sitting here. You're welcome to be sitting next to me. Okay. I'm gonna get a shirt that says I ran it past April. Mm-hmm. And she agrees with you. You're right. Give gimme a shirt and I can wear it home. Yeah. Just like April said. Yeah. Insert blank. I agree. April's right and then underneath. I agree. I agree. Oh, on the back. I might have to say I agree. Yeah, I'm fine with that. Yeah. Because I'm gonna go home today and say, April said it was the Will Barons. April said, that's the name of our new podcast. New segment is gonna be called April said she's right. Yeah. Yeah. I like it. I like it. Let's do that. It's good. Drink. What do you think of that drink? Pretty tasty. Mm-hmm. I like it. I like anything Malibu really. Malibu boo. But I did like that first drink. Uh, amaretto something. Island Punch. We're gonna reintroduce that one. Yes.'cause I loved it. Yeah. We didn't get enough of it. We need it on a Friday when we can really drink it. Yes. We need to do podcasts on a Friday because these little sips here or there. By the way, today is Wednesday. It's September 10th, so that you all know. Mm-hmm. What day we were talking about Charlie Kirk. Um, we do want to check in on that. So, um, you know, and we'll see how it's going. Hmm. And what's been going on? Praying. He's all right. Yeah, definitely. Lots of prayers. You know what, I can't stand speaking of, you know, praying is when people say, well, you know, you like you said, you know what? I can't stand, I can't stand. Speaking of praying, speaking of praying, when somebody says, um. Something about, I don't see the point in praying. You know, all you all say is pray on it or that kind of stuff. You know how people put thoughts and prayers? Thoughts and prayers. Thoughts and prayers, yeah. Kind of thing. And they're like, your prayers aren't gonna do anything. That's what I'm what? Oh my gosh. I can't stand that. A lot of people a lot. All right. I'm just saying I can't stand that. That drives me nuts. I think that everybody should pray on it, whether you believe in religion or not too. Because when God comes, you going to believe all of a sudden, you know the Lord. Mm-hmm. Probably shouldn't be talking about that with my little drinking. I know that's what you're saying. As we're drinking. Okay, let's, let's that it's been raining so much. I'm tired of the rain. Need to dry up for a few days. We haven't had no hurricanes this year so far. Knock on wood. Perfect timing. That was her head that made that noise, not the table. Mm-hmm. Well, do y'all know? Yeah. No hurricanes yet. I know. Thank God we got again, thanking God. I'm just saying, you know. Mm-hmm. We got Cooper's birthday party, the Lord Works Birthday Mysterious Ways weekend. Yes. Then I got Diane's birthday party the next weekend. Yes. And then Mark's birthday's in about three weeks. Yes. He, he, and then Eric's birthdays, he gonna get a right after that. When is Eric's. October 16th, 13th, 12th, something, something like that. It's in October, whatever. Where he going to Vegas? Yeah, he'll be fine. Is that when you're going? Yeah. Uh, we're actually going for Mark's birthday. Is it Mark's birthday? Like the fifth or sixth? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. We're going soon. So soon? Yeah. Calm down in a couple weeks, girl. How long are you gonna be gone? Five days, Monday through Friday. Friday through Monday. I mean, I can't say it on podcast. Great. People be listening, knowing that I'm outta channel, she's leaving me, is what all I hear. Stalking me in Vegas. Yeah. No, thank you. No, thank you. But we're going for about Yeah. Five days. Great. Perfect. Yeah. Uh, you'll, you'll need to, let's just say you're gonna need to work from home. I'm kicked out. All right. It's just saying. Great. Actually, I think Gabby and um, Chad are gonna stay here too. Stay where? Watch the dogs here. Oh, at here. Stay the night here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a good idea. Well, so the dogs will eat anybody else, so you True. That is true. Yeah. So best to have somebody that's able to feed'em if they wanna survive. Yeah. Yeah. You know, because if anybody walks in, they're gonna eat them to survive. Yeah. Yeah. I agree. Tip's not a big fan of Brina. Um. He don't, she's warm. He's warming up to her. Yes. Yeah. She never wait. A Halloween party. Great. I'm gonna dress him up. We're all gonna get eaten. It's gonna be like a, a Halloween party. Um, haunted house. Haunted house. It's scary. I'm trying to, come on in. I'm trying to think of what I can be, oh bitch. Hey, two great minds. Think of light. Just come by yourself. Just like this, you do. Every year, I'll just come like this. The, the theme of the, um, Halloween party this year is come as your first letter of your first name. So I'm a, I'm gonna come as an assholes. What? I am your c You're gonna come as a con. Don't say it. Country girl. No. Country girl. You think of that. That's me now. Yeah, that's exactly what I was meaning to. I a Rh stone cow, cowgirl cow girl. Anyway, it's not that. But anyway, did you watch the I love other singing. Fuck no. I did for a minute and then changed it. Because how can you make it through that show? Busta Rhymes was in the on it. When I flipped through it and I seen Busta Rhymes, you're like, Ooh, he sing so fast. I know. How can he do it? I don't fucking know, dude. Dude, I'm out breath right now. I talk to um, customers sometimes, or patients sometimes, and they're like, you talk so fast. I'm like, okay, well you made to, might need to hear Busta Rhymes shit and Eminem. Yeah, I know. How do they do it? I don't know. Zach and Brandon are pretty good at that. Oh yeah. I just went, I just screened through it for a minute. But people with a lot of money, some of'em dress so ugly here. Yes. You got all that money and that's what you picked. Listen, the moment that I saw Lady Gaga come out in a meat dress was the moment that I realized the music industry has lost their fucking mind. Well, everybody just, not everybody. Some people. Dress, but now she's reverted. What are you talking about? How about Kanye West and covering his fucking with his new, I think we talked about this once before. Hmm. But, you know, wears those one man suits. Yeah. You know? Yeah. Where you can't, I don't get it. Anything. He got all that money in you. That's, that's what you want to wear. I mean, that's your statement. And they probably paid a lot of money. Look at us for it. We are the most fashionable. Yes. I mean, take your style from us people. Golly G. Yeah. How can you go wrong? Yep. I'm just saying, shoot. I gotta find a dress for the cruise. Don't you gotta dress up one night. I'm, I don't dress up like that. You have the stuff, you have things that we've gone out. I don't have a dress. I'll hook you up, girl. We'll figure it out. Going on. Chin Uhhuh, but sometimes Sheen, uh. Got a couple, uh, one pair of shorts and one pajamas, which I've only bought like five things from Shane. Mm-hmm. But two of them, they feel mely, plasticy or something that's made from China. That's what happened. They're trying to keyless. Mm-hmm. But I, I, I got I to wear it because I can't drink. Yeah. I got a couple fancy dresses, but I, yeah. That's what you need. I think I want something long and flowy. Not something tight. She's always long and flowy. Yeah. You need a dick Ben. A soft one. Long and flowy. Sorry. Shock factor. I can't take her nowhere, guys. No, no. I listen. I don't know why God made me funny. Oh, he vulgar. I'm not quite sure. You wanna blame him for that. He did. He did. Okay. I think he said a little bit of this, a little bit of that and a whole lot of that. Yeah. And that made me great. You'd be alone crying. You got that right. You got that right. What would I be doing right now? Sitting in her bed watching her shows? Aw, she'd be happy home for Love. This the 90 day fiance. I can't believe you don't watch that. Get first of all into, I really want to talk about Jennifer. We talk about that. Her, I hate her too. I, that's what kind of friend? I can't stand her. Fuck that bitch. Fuck Jennifer. I know a couple Jennifers. They can fuck right off. You got that right? I mean, who just put her right in the same category? She's from Columbia. She talked. Oh God. She's a whore. Oh yeah. Most Jennifer's are, I don't like her. Yeah, she gets on my nerves. But Okay. I know. Screw that bitch. What'd she do? Huh? But she just, I never liked her fight for love. Well, it's 90 day fiance. Okay, wait a minute. Are these the ones that are like, the one is went to Aruba? Aruba. Jamaica. Jamaica. Ooh, I wanna take her. No. So 90 Day fiances, they go all over the world, back and forth, whatever. Anyway, no, I know what 90 Day fiance. So then they got a bunch of the singles from 90 day fiance and went to an island called Home for Love with 90 Day, see, find each other kind of thing. But Jennifer was on the 90 day fiance with Tim. I'm gonna look this bitch up and I can't stand her. Couldn't stand her then Don't like you. I don't fucking like you. She said, you too pussy. When he wouldn't do something, oh, she wanted him to do. I can't stand that. And every guy wants to have sex with her'cause she is pretty, but her, her attitude and is horrible. So they all wanna have sex and he couldn't because they just, her. You know, so she was like, he must be gay like that, or he or he too put Yeah, you put it you don't, you didn't want me, so something's wrong with you. No wonder she said You too pussy. Yeah.'cause he, he, they were so, her puss is stanking. Oh God. I'm just saying, fuck that bitch. I'll have to watch it buddy. She's annoying. So if I watch 90 day, well just watch Hunt for Love season. That's what I'm saying. I'll get caught up so we can discuss that. Then that means you have to catch up on Southern Charm. Ooh, I never seen that before. Exactly. Is that with all the blonde people? Usually southern girls are blonde. Well, is it a fa a family? No. Okay. I'm thinking of something else. There's a family with a bunch of blondes, boys and girls. Uh, reality show. They all look. Blonde imp pish. Like almost no little coldish. I don't know. Okay, we gonna move on. That is anyway offensive to Southern people. And she's southern. She's born here. It's all right. I love the Grizzlies redneck. That's who I was thinking you were talking about.'cause they're all blonde and family. Yes. Yeah. But no, it was normal. That's mm-hmm. But anyway, Southern charm. Mm mm mm How long has that been on? I gotta go back to 1927. It's been on for about 9, 10, 11 seasons. Oh. How am I gonna, it's like back in the day of Vanderpump, I, I watched Van that long. Yeah. Yeah. Vanderpumps gone. I know, but they might have new people coming on for Vanderpump, but I watch But you haven't watched New York yet either, so that's Vanderpump pretty much without Lisa, um, the Valley. Yeah, I watched that. What did you say? I don't watch. You say, oh, okay. Um, Housewives in Miami. I don't want to watch. Oh yeah, I watched it when it first came out and then I stopped. Yeah. So anyway, anyway, we gotta get caught up. This, I love reality tv. We're gonna have to do reality tv, bravo moments. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. And then we, um, we got a lot of things to do. People with some segments coming up. I'm gonna have to come up with some segments. We do a little bit of crime. We want to introduce a little bit to that here or there. She not a big fan of it, but we, I like the in, like, what's going on now? Oh. Um, kind of moments. Yeah. I that I'd like to talk about what's in the news and what's, what's happening. Um, so that's more the segment we'll be doing every once in a while tonight. Bu bubu. Oh, that's pn. Nevermind. Dammit, wrong one. God dang it. Wrong podcast. Wrong. Yeah. Don't, what are you doing? She's got like 15 podcasts. I'm just kidding. So she's cheating on don't half the 10. Anyway. Well, we wanna thank you all for listening. Thank you usual. Enjoying our drinking drinks. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Make sure that you guys tune in for our next episode. Um, it's gonna be called, this Bitch Got Left. What? Did you just make that up? Mm-hmm. Pretty much. You're leaving me. Just kidding. I'm just kidding. Um, no, actually, um, we don't know what the next episode's gonna be. I'm just gonna wing it from here on out. Fuck it. Yeah. You know, she's a winger, dinger, lingerer. Um, but anyway, so continue to watch, like share, share, and share. We're gonna have some celebrities on here soon and subscribe. So you might as well Halloween's coming, so you might see some popping celebrity appearances. Yeah, yeah, shoot. But you know, we're gonna try and do a couple little things. Um, pay attention on our tiktoks and on Facebook and all our different Instagram sites, because those will give you sneak peeks of what the next episode's gonna be. TikTok? Yeah. TikTok. Click clock anyway. Follow, like, subscribe. Um, check us out. Watch us on YouTube. Mm. Uh, make sure that you listen to us on Spotify, iHeartRadio and Apple Podcast. 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