Sex on a Snowbank & Housewives Gone Wild

Real Talk & Holiday Shenanigans | If You Want Me to Be Honest Podcast

Welcome back to 'If You Want Me to Be Honest'! In this episode, Cindy and April dive into a whirlwind of absurd topics with their signature wit and banter. From discussing the quirks of being tipsy, unveiling the drink of the day (Sex on a Snowbank), and the hilarious mishaps of misnaming each other, to a deep dive into reality TV and personal anecdotes. They reflect on Halloween costumes, upcoming Thanksgiving plans, and life updates. The episode is filled with humor, relatable moments, and a sprinkle of personal insights. It's an episode you don't want to miss. Grab a drink and join the fun!

00:00 Welcome to the Podcast!

00:23 Random Banter and Observations

00:50 Drinks and Holiday Cheer

03:20 Housewives and Reality TV

11:20 Graduation and Future Plans

13:15 Halloween Party Recap

17:33 Flip Cup Frenzy

18:05 Competitive Spirit

19:46 Beer Pong and Bets

20:30 Baby Shower Excitement

21:55 Thanksgiving Preparations

26:36 Hair Dye Disasters

28:23 Reflecting on Aging

31:24 Men and Menopause

32:06 Wrapping Up

Transcript

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Welcome to If You Want Me to Be Honest—the podcast that's all about real talk colliding with everyday absurdity! We're talking witty banter, random observations, and conversations about absolutely everything and nothing at the same time. It's basically the Seinfeld of podcasts, minus the reruns!

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Hi guys. We're back. If you got 10 baby daddies. Whoops. Sorry, he ain't my daddy. I feel like I'm getting set up again. That's rude. You need therapy? No. Who's this bitch? If you like it, you like it, you love it. You love it, you don't. Bye. hi guys. Welcome back to, if you Want Me to be honest, it's Cindy and April and we're here to, did you always call me Andy? No. Because you're like and ain't and April. April. Well,'cause I already had a drink so I blame you. Sorry guys. I already got her a little tipsy. Yeah, so it does get a little warm in here, doesn't it? Because you've been drinking. That's what I'm thinking. My look. I've needed it. Okay. You got that shit right. Little shot beforehand. Cheer. Speaking of drinking. Let's show them our drink today. Merry Christmas. It's called Sex on a Snowflake. Oh no. Sex on a snowbank. Sex on a Snowbank. Snowbank. Let's taste it. Mm-hmm. Taste good. I wish I had some cookies with it. Milk and good. Like milk and cookies. Mm-hmm. I like it. It's supposed to have a coconut rim. Okay. But you know, it tastes like a P colada though. Yeah, that's exactly what it tastes like. It's a glorified pina colada. Yeah, but look at your, your strawberry. Your cherry. I lost my cherry a long time ago. Oh, that's the problem. That's exactly what the problem Got a red tent to it. Mine. Yeah. Pure white guys. Well, right. See, you're, you're perfect. Never been touched. Like a fresh snowflake. Mine destroyed story of our lives. Mm-hmm. Any who? Alright, back to the day. Back to work Anyway. You like my sweatshirt? I just got in. I love it bruh. AKA mom, right? I love it. Just in case y'all didn't know. I gotta get one for Winnie though and say bro. AKA win? I mean, I gotta think of what, no, I mean, I gotta think of one that he usually does to me.'cause he does bruh. Oh, but I need it to say a K, A Mimi. Gotcha. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I see what you mean. He likes that word bru, bruh. That's why you call him it all the time. I know. That's because of Chad though. I blame. It's the father. I think it's me. Actually. I got it from Miami Housewives, bro. Bro, did they say that? Yeah, bro. Yeah, Marisol and, uh, watch her face. They, that's what they call each other. Oh really? Yeah. She does that a lot. And I was thinking about the house wipes. Here we go. Mm-hmm. Here we go guys. I think they need to change the name to house whores. Listen, you saw, have you watched Wife Swaps? Yeah, I did watch one when Melissa? I watched three. Okay. I've only seen one. The only one left. Oh, great. Um, Emily's next. Yes, the, I've watched that one. Oh, you did? Mm-hmm. Okay. I only watched Melissa so far. Yeah. Um, I personally think that, um, there's only four housewives left in the franchise. Let's be real. Yeah. Okay. The rest of them are all divorced or have boyfriends? Well, not, they're not housewives. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, so single wife, like how did Gina get on? Gina. Yeah. She must have been some nice friend. Friend. And I love Gina, don't get me wrong. She love her. She's somebody's friend. She was married the house, right? Was she was married when they started. That started, yes. Was she? Yes, absolutely. Her and Matt were married at the time. Yep. I thought they were divorced. Nope, they got divorced on the show or separating. Oh, okay. Okay. They were together. This, this show destroys marriages. Does it? You think? Uh, the fame maybe. I feel like the marriages were already struggling. Right. And that's why they go on there. I think the girls go on there to say. I'm gonna have my own money. Right. And I'm gonna get rid of you easily. Then what the fuck are we doing? That's why we doing this podcast. Yeah. Maybe we'll get Rich. Mm-hmm. You ain't divorcing me though. These are, these are real housewives. Yes. Just so y'all know. Okay. We're not house whores. Right. We're housewives. Get it right. Get it tight. I agree. I agree. But I, I don't know why that popped in my head when I was watching, because I love wife swap. Back in the day. Yeah. When it was originally, I watched it too. I liked it. This one, I kind of felt like they, because it's housewives, I kind of feel like, who the fuck wouldn't wanna be a housewife in their house for two days? Exactly. I'm like, okay, my rules. Yeah, okay. My rules still ain't gonna be as bad. I would, Hey, I'll do it, but you ain't gonna like coming here, bro. But then I have to let one of them pretty girls in my house with Mark. You know what he said earlier? Let the girl in. But not the guy. But not the guy. He gonna get that shit later when we get home. He going to get a little pow, just a little one. Not a big deal. Yeah, it's not a big deal. Little pop upside, the head of check him, what they call that chin check. Chin. You might have to chin check'em. What the hell's a chin check? Little, little chin Check. How much chin check you, dude, I'm coming up with all I, I'm liking these new terms. Remember last week we did like the update of the phrases and stuff like that? Yes. Yeah. I'm starting to feel some of these like it given Well, you're starting to make up your own shit. Okay. Well I've always done that. You used to blame me. No, I have my own word. Hey, mark said take real words and turn'em into the most absurd. Mark said, amplify. Nope, he said Or Egar. What'd he say? Alright, arrhythmic. Give it a minute. I'm gonna tell you what it is. Hold on. It's when the computer system arrhythmic, aate. No. Something starts to figure out. Yeah. Algorithm. What You algorithm got it. Algorithm. Algorithm. Got it. He said that and I was like, how the hell? Do you know what that means? I think it's because our podcast, he's learned it from us. We edu We're out there educating people. This is, I mean come on. You know we are, you ain't smart if you listen to us. Okay. I agree. I agree. I got my hair did today. I looked nice. I got new hair. Looks so pretty. Hair girl. Absolutely love her. You wasn't gone six hours like I thought. Nope. Only took two. I like it. Um, I figured out why it takes them so long for me. Even she was like, God, you got a lot of fun here. Oh, because you got a lot of hair, white hair or hair and it's thick and a lot of hair. Oh, I thought she said white hair. No. A lot of hair and thick. That's why. Wow. Oh, sorry girls, but just so you know, you did an amazing job. Huh? Her name's Monique. Oh, love it. Monique. Yeah. Very nice. She's from New York. Hm mm-hmm. Lucky. She's in Florida. She, yes, she's always wanted to be in Florida. There you go. So she's lucky. Yeah, because right now, well, that's true. That's true. But yeah, so it was great. I had a great a two times. Did they talk a lot? Well, I believe it or not. I did talk a lot this time. Yeah. You blaming the other people and it's you. Yeah. Yeah. It was me this time, but I don't know her. You talk shit. Me. I had to. I told her all about us. That's you bent all about us girl. You bent over there about me. Yeah. I told her all about your ass. How we've been friends forever and I won't go away. This bitch don't matter what I do. I've created a podcast to try and get rid of her. It didn't work. Nope. I'm following her. She still here? No. Just kidding. I'm following her. Just kidding where she goes. Poor girl. Yep. It was fun. It was a nice conversation. Nice. Um, lady. Well, while you were getting your hair done, I went and fed chickens and um, pick up chicken poop. Yesterday I picked up chicken poop, burn my back. You're turn into a regular old cu true girl. Yeah, chicken. I like it. And by the way, speaking of that, um, so Halloween party passed. And we didn't do an episode with our costumes like we were supposed to. I did figure that we were a little, we're scary enough. Did you really need us to dress up? Yeah. Really? I don't think so. And not only that. Yeah. I ain't in the moon no more. Halloween's over. It's over. I'm thinking about Turkey on, oh yeah, I'm thinking about Turkey. Turkey gives me gas, puts me to sleep her with the gas all the time. I like farts. She loves gas. Have you ever seen that? You remember that when the kids were young? Amanda show and she'd go, I like eggs. Amanda binds. No. Okay. I don't appreciate your face. I like eggs. What the do the eggs. You don't remember that from, okay. I'm gonna need you to bring it up to Brina. She don't know. She does, she, she wasn't allowed to watch nothing. That's true. That's now that I, yeah, you think about who you're asking. I forgot. Okay. My bad. She got a coffee cup stolen from work. Okay. Third graders. Okay, now stole a coffee cup. You know you are working in a very strange environment, if you want me to be honest. Mm-hmm. That your coffee cup gets stolen by third graders. Yep. Candy, coffee cups, everything. Now we can't name names. They tried to take her sweater. The little girl walked straight out with it, had it in her hand like nothing. Brina said, um, that's my sweater. And she's like, I know, but I like it. So I was taking it home. Brina said, um, I like it too. Right. Thank you. Thank you. And took her sweater back, bitch. Third grade, I think the third graders is that are bullying my baby. Oh my God. I'm just kidding. You're gonna write into the to the school system. My sweet, sweet baby. I told her, I asked she need to go full on ghetto. That's what I would do. I would snatch that little kid up and be like, listen, you'd let a motherfucker, I would, no, I teach him a lesson. She's brina's a w. She ain't gonna do that. But this Sunday she not a wuss. She's just a good teacher. And person, we talked about this yesterday. She's at school, so sweet. And DD and comes home like a whole different person. Like she from the hood. Yeah. She's starting to talk like him. She's learning you gotta, Hey, you know what they say? Can't take a girl out in the trailer. That's me. Um, so this Sunday we go and do graduation pictures. I'm excited. It is Sunday. I'm excited. I'm graduating. Finally. She's, uh, getting her graduation pictures. I got her announcements mailed out a bunch today. Good luck to all the folk. I sent it to start gifting all of you listening. Yeah. If you receive a notice, by the way, majority of it's my family. Um, if you receive it in the mail, make sure you send a little gift. It's not an invitation to go. Yeah. So calm down. Only address I didn't get was your brothers right. Don't worry when we get off here girl. I'll give it to you. You need to send it to, but everybody else is getting one. Yeah, yeah. You send them one. Sending a picture of Brina dressed in her graduating cap. The hell is Brina. Oh hell. Anyway. Um, and then she is done with school Wednesday. Totally. Hallelujah. Unless she goes for her master's, which she's thinking about. Dude, and then she grab, she should though. She really should. I think she should. I would love to see her get her doctorate, should that her job that she has is a very different, um, so it is a little overwhelming. A little bit. No, no, I agree. So, but she has to have, she has to do three classes a semester. Right. Or she, it won't get be paid for. Right. So that's kind of a lot I wish she could do too. Yeah. Because she does so much already, but she's thinking about it. We'll see. We'll see how it goes. But anyway, that's, that's, congratulations to her. She's got a higher degree than I got. Me too, by a few. You know what I got by a fuel thumb fire. I got a degree in the F word degree in being an asshole. I do have my bachelor's degree, not my bachelor's. U ous. I got my petty degree. My Yes. Shit. I went all the way with that one girl. Yes. Yes. Yep. So what did you think of the Halloween party? I thought it was fun. It was nice. Mark stayed in costume looking like a creeper. Okay. First of all, um, we'll tell everybody. Michael, Michael Myers. Mark. Mark was Michael Myers. Yep. Was very smart theme was costume dress as the first letter of your name. Name. And he, he did good. Yeah, he did. He, he was getting his whole 5 99. He stayed, he costume all night is kind of weird. It, well, you know what made it creepy? Watching him, because first of all, the mask. Didn't move. It was zero emotion. Yes. Right. Well, you, which it's supposed to be. Okay. I know. But watching him have emotion on the inside. Yeah. With such a stern look dancing. Yeah. It was like. It was weird. Yeah, it was weird. A lot of people said to me, um, what's with creeper guy? They were, why is there staring at us? But we should have got him to come early. Stand in a corner. I agree. Dude, I suck at at planning. We do. Of course. Some people don't like homework, do they? Nope. I do not like homework. I am just saying Fly by the bell. Is that what they say? Fly by the bell. Fly by the seat of your pants. Oh, what the fuck? You take your belt off, I guess. Fly by the seat of your pants. It was fly by the belt. Is it? Okay. All right. Do us a favor and just comment on there. Which one? You ain't gonna say who's right, that I'm always right. Comment. So I. Yes, this is true. All right. So I made up a new one then. Thank you. She makes up a lot of shit. Okay, I remember that. You're welcome. The algorithm, the aahoa, the boo, the boo, whatever. I don't care. I don't care either. Y'all know what I meant though, Bru. Yeah. So that was interesting. I will reveal. Um, so what was your costume? Chucky? Mm-hmm. I was Chucky. It was cute. You did a good job on it. You're welcome. I'll put a, I'll put a picture in this. I didn't win though. See? I can see it. Those of you that are watching, I didn't win. You shouldn't have got them rude, dude. I'm just saying. I mean, compared to, we had a rabbi there that was amazing. Gabby and Kim were my favorite though. Yeah. Kim's costume was cracked. I voted for Kim Macaroni and Cheese. Was cute and she had all the noodles. Yeah. I liked it. Yeah, it was good. I thought that was cute. Gabby's was good too. You, you didn't even recognize, you couldn't even tell that was Gabby, could you? Nope. Nope. She was a granny. That was funny. She had a big old booty. Yeah, she had a big old booty and she was bent over.'cause her back really was hurting her. So that was good. That was really good. Um, Chad was a cowboy. Yep. He dressed good for that too. Yep. Turned out had them chaps on. Mm-hmm. Chaps for Chad. He should have just been chaps. Yeah. Got a bro, he been a chapstick. We ain't Right. Anyway, anyway, so I was an avocado. That's right. I said it. She was, but I was an avocado from Mexico and Scott Max and Scott was. Ssa ssa. Well, I should have been a chip for Cindy. You should have been chips. Yeah. But somebody doesn't wanna play alone. Well, I tried to get Mark to be, I was surprised you did something as match. You did though. Like went all out. You guys. Actually I did the best I could hate doing it at. I do hate doing it. I know, but you're so good at it when you do it. Not really. It's, come on, dude. You got, you did slash well, mark did slash But you did slash his I was the groupie groupie girlfriend, which. Reminded me of many of them hoes I knew back in the day. Yeah, okay. We know some of those, a few, they probably saying they probably watch this shit too, but hey, if they could be hoes, whatever they ho. Yeah. I'm just saying that was a good, you know when you do it, you do it well. Yeah. But I hate doing. Story of my life. Sorry. My life too, girl. I'm too old to be doing it anymore. The flip cup was full. I couldn't even play flip cup. There was too many people playing flip cup. And not only that, there was a couple girls, I don't know. And I get vulgar. Yeah. Especially if they suck. So I yell at them. And if they're new, I don't want to do that. You know this. I know. And this is what's funny, let speaking of which I like. Can you just repeat that word? Why do you not like doing it with new people? What do you mean? What did you just say? Because I don't, I don't like Because you get what? I get loud. Vulgar. You vulgar. You said vulgar. Yeah. When I drink a lot, I curse a lot. Y'all don't even know. Yeah. Looks like it's me. Especially if I'm playing flip cup and that's violence. That's not, dude, I don't Time between you and I'm afraid for people. Well, she calls me to be that way. Your family calls me to be that way. Competitive. Yes. So when I do something, I, I have to win. Why you want, why you wanna win against me? I'm your buddy. If you're on the other team, fuck you. If you're on the other team, you're That is, shit is so rude, dude, because we ain't buddies then. Fucking rude. I don't care what you say, how you say it. Devin likes to be on my side. Yes. Smart kid. Yeah. Well, I mean, everybody wants to be with the winners. You're welcome. Can't help it. Yeah. I was a little disappointed. I didn't get to do any of the. Flip cup. Yeah. But you busy was a little bit running around. Busy and trying to do And you were busy. I was watching you be busy, right? I was watching you. I was watching the flip cuppers and I PO already pointed out. Yeah. They're not gonna be on my team. Right. Well that's why you have to let them play it. Like let them think they're doing their thing. Play it a little bit. Yeah. And then you can go, Hmm. Do I want to deal with all this trash? Yeah, let's be real. These brina and Josh have not been on my team. How do they can't handle it? No. Oh, they sucked. I mean, if we going to call'em all out, I will do it right now. Girl, I'll tell you. Yeah, they sucked. I ain't into it. Yeah. Yeah, but it was full. I mean, there's like 15 people on each side. Oh yeah, for sure. So it's just like, for sure. Yeah. I'll just walk. It was two tables. Oh, was it together? I was wondering how. Okay. Yeah, we put'em two tables together. I didn't pay attention that much, I guess, to the tables, and then they separated'em to do beer pong. I don't like beer pong. It takes way too long. I ain't got time for that. No. Unless you're a professional and I suck. I Wyatt at fucking beer pong dude. Wow. Wyatt. Now he hung in there though. I'm not gonna lie. He did hang in there, but he, he played just against him, just me and him. Oh, right. Yeah. At the end of the night. Poor guy. Alex was like, if you win, Wyatt. April's gonna give you the day off paid. And I, it looked at Wyatt and I said, as I made the cup, I said, Alex's not me. I didn't make that deal. Hey, I should start playing them games like that. Mm-hmm. See, oh, for days off you, you better have Alex be your spokesperson. I know. I need to, I need to get her on my side. Right, right. You need her on your team. Mm-hmm. And Tamara is the baby shower. Yes. So excited. That is exciting. New baby. Mm-hmm. Finally a baby girl. Yeah, because we already got two stinking boys, boys, boys everywhere. Oh my God. It's just like a sausage fest. It's about time to bring some girls in. Yes. And she's gonna be spoiled. Mm-hmm. Oh my God. All pink. Oh, I already know it. It's. It's gonna look like bto. Piol threw up. Bto Piol. Bto. Did I say bto? I got too drunk. You said Bto PIs. Bto. Pepto Piol. Damnit. That's you. Me. I must have a buzz on, dude. You must. Let's drink this. We had a little bit drink before Dale. You didn't tell Scott. This is like milk though. Does the body good? You remember that? It's good. Same milk. Does a body good? Yep. They're welcome. Don't spit it out. That's alcohol. No, and it'll look nasty. I ain't even gonna say what it'll look like. Okay. Uh, see, see, see, it looked like a snowball fight. What's funny is that you. Instantly knew, let me text my man and come get us an extra, uh, I instantly knew because, because, you know, I'm around you too much. Disgusting. I'm such a disgusting person. I can't have a, my mind is, is a mess than Thanksgiving's coming up. I gotta cook a ham and green beans and corn. You know, I gotta always cook the vegetables because if I don't, there will be no vegetables at my Thanksgiving.'cause nobody eats them. Right. So I'm making green beans and corn, which corn ain't even a vegetable boda, whatever. And the ham. And then me and Brina are gonna buy some stuff to decorate Christina's house. Oh, nice. Like so it'd be a little fancier. Yeah. Because you know your daughter's bougie. Yes. Nathan said, who does she think she is? She should have been born into Kim's family. Yes. Yeah. That would be like the perfect, but she don't like the shop or nothing, but she No, no, no, no. She likes the look. She wants everybody to dress up. Parents to me, she wants to walk in to be fancy, right? Dude, we're all from the trailer you're in. You're told you you can remove the girl from the trailer, but you can't remove the trailer from the girl. Her brother said, who the hell does she think she is? I was like, well, I mean, do you blame her? I don't because you'd like to dress up every once in a while and have a nice, yeah. Just not too fancy. I'm, I'm, oh yeah. I mean, we're not trying to make this a formal dinner. Yeah, no, you go into prom. But last year my, our Thanksgiving food, everybody made the best food I've had for Thanksgiving. They'll best Yeah. Had Scotty s yet. That's true. I mean, I'm just saying I'm gonna have to try it. Can you bring me a plate and I'll bring you a plate? Yes, yes. That's what we should do. We'll do our podcast. Do not wife swap. We'll do Tur Swap plate. Swap Plate swap. Christina makes the best Mac and cheese and mashed potatoes. Oh my God. So does Scott. Yeah, I mean, I just say that I'm not, I mean, I've never had, I don't think I've ever had Christina's. Mm mm-hmm. Christina is a good cook though. I, I'll give her, give her that. She goes strictly by the ingredients. Oh. Well see that right there is what she by her own. Right. Right. Like, she's like, she's like, this is what I put in there and this is a little bit of Yep. For me. Yep. Garrett makes, uh, everybody a for me. Pumpkin roll. You didn't see that? I seen you. Oh, okay. I'm trying to ignore it. I see you anyway. She said, I seen you. I'm just trying to act like I didn't make it signature. You seen it. Oh. But anyway. Yeah. So what else? Um, yeah, nothing I have. Uh, it might not be going on our cruise. Don't say it. Don't put it out there in the algorithm either. In the algorithm. Algorithm, in the atmosphere. In the atmosphere. Don't put it out there. I'm saying you never know what's gonna happen. Do you kill you? Fuck around. Find out. Just saying. Yeah. I think it's gonna be an interesting New year. I'm excited for a fresh new year. I really am 2026. Oh, goy crazy. Dude. You know when I was in school, I remember when I was young. A little is school. This is 35 years. I will have been here. Sorry I didn't. I know I cut you off all the time, but God dang it. It's fine. Anyway, when I was young, I used to think of. What am I gonna be doing when it's 2000? Is the world gonna even be around in 2000? Like, that was so weird. I know. And we're 26 years past that. Remember? Y 2K Uhhuh, everybody thought the world was gonna end. Yep. Partied like it's 19 99, 9. And you know when that song came out that seemed like so far away. Oh my god. Yeah. Like that was just, I came out in what, 1984? Yeah, I think it was 10 that so far away. I just gave my age. Damn it. Whatever old as dirt. If you can do the math that quick. Good luck. Dirt, don't hurt. I am. And I'm not old as dirt, but I'm old. As soon you're elderly. She thinks that shit's funny. Okay. I'm older. Well, you're older so I don't want, but I'm looking pretty fun though. Mm-hmm. She doing alright girl. Uh, who was it? Oh, uh, Diane. She called me the other day and she said, um. You ain't fucking aged a bit. Well, I went to her 50th birthday party and um, they took a bunch of pictures and whatever, and one of our friends from stroller fit Kelly couldn't come. Her husband's sick. So she was showing Kelly the pictures and she called me and she said, Kelly said, fucking Cindy, she hasn't aged. Not a bit. One bit. She looked exactly the same as she did 20 years ago. Yep. And I was like, really? Yep. That's shocking to me. I look older them gray ass fucking hair. The only thing I could do, Hey, we dy em. We dyed em. I know. That's why I dyed'em. I didn't mind them. I actually missed them. You loved them. I did like them. They don't, it felt like it was like highlights in your hair. Yeah. Well go to my girl. Go to my girl. Can I get them gray hairs back? Excuse me. April fucked him up. Can you put him back in? I actually can't tell that this hair dies Fad. I, I can tell. I can see some. You can. Well, I can see some growth. Some growth. I think it's gonna because that's what it is. Yeah. Yeah. It does. It grows out. That was a fun day too. It, if you catch that, you tell it lost down. If few, check our TikTok. Check our TikTok. If you did not see that, look at the video of, first of all, she told me that it, of me doing her hair. You told me after washes it would go out. You just now say it has to grow out. Oh, she lied. I mean, it does after washes too, but How many washes? 10. Probably like 30. So by Christmas? Yeah, because I wash my hair every other day and it'll be time to put that red back in. No. You love the red Uhuh? I like the grays. I miss'em. Mm-hmm. She hates red hair to me. I look older with this hair because my face looks paler.'cause my hair's dark. Well now you know why I went blonde. The grays blend in makes me darker. Makes your what? You darker? I went blonde. Oh.'cause it makes my skin tone look darker. But see mine when I went and when I got highlights one time, it made me look older too. The white. Well then you didn't right? Because you did the icy White. That's different. Yeah, I did the Carmel. This is your men that are watching with your wives. This is your update. Keep track of what we're talking about so you can actually keep a relationship with your wife and be like, damn, babe, you got highlights in your hair. Oh, that looks so good. That looks so good. You look young, right? Oh, you don't have no grains no more. Don't be stupid though and be like pointing'em out like Mark and Scott do. How about that time? Mark said that to me. What? Damn. April you got a lot of grays in there. He said that. Look at his ass. Now he got a lot of grays in. Look at his ass. Damn right. He got gray every everywhere too. His chest is. Gray. Really? No. He's got a little blackie black in here. Black? Black blacky black in there. But it's mo little salt and puppy. Yeah. Okay. But I like it. And he, he hates this. Yeah. I like it. I like it in Scot's too. I think it's distinguishing and his, and in his hair. Yeah. Like I think it looks, I like a salt and pepper. At our age, salt and pepper's here. I mean, Lord knows we love salt and pepper. I mean, if you want, we sing that shit for you. But we might get a copyright infringement'cause we're that good. But anyway, she lying. Okay. I mean, they've heard us sing a few times. I know y'all are thinking, damn, they gotta go on America Idol. I feel like Idol. I just sing pretty good. I want look how, look how pink our lips are now. No, not them. The ones in the back behind us. Oh, because it's evening time. We usually do this in the bright, the brighter, the bright bright day. The brighter bright, and you don't see the lips. The lips have always been there, guys, just so you know. Just so you know, it's just because it's evening time. They're brighter now. You know how bigger our mouth really is. So now we gotta do this at nighttime. I think so. I think it's prettier at night. Yeah. It's not as funeral homies. And I'd like those of you who have been with us since day one. Mm-hmm. I mean, drop a comment here or there and just let us know what you think of the difference from the very first episode to now. I mean, I don't think Cindy's changed one. Our background has, it's still the same. Our background has Oh, absolutely. Three times. Yeah. Right. One, two, well, yes. Three times. I like that you counted. Yeah. She's like, mm, do you have a calculator like in the back of your eyes? Because they went, I mean them bitches rolled back. Well, I can't that I get contacts. See, and not only that, you'll get dizzy. Well, I'm dizzy all the time. That's that blonde hair and it ain't real. What the hell? It's so, it's as age, so as I get older, well, that's what I told Scott. I think the more I get my hair bleached out. Or so, man, Kevin Fools are soaking into my skull. Mm. That's what's wrong with you. That's really why I'm so smart. You're welcome to be around a genius like me. Yeah, that's what I was thinking. I probably am like men. Mensa status. What's that? There you go. Elon Musk. You just proved my point. It's a club for the smartest of smarts. Well, I think menopause is messing my, my brain up. Did you ever notice everything that starts. With men. I had this conversation with my hairdresser today. Okay. Fucks up. US women. Menstrual. Oh yeah, man. Menopause men. Men in general. Yeah. Marriage. That, that's a. Mark. Mark. Damn. Oh, that was good. That was good. I thought we were going with the M thing. No men. I went too far. It's fine. Yeah, she was like, let's drop the men off. Sorry. Sorry. Just kidding. We love our men anyway. It's time for another drink, so we got to go. I know. Somebody freaking chippy. Chop, chop, chop. Chocolate chip, sly, whack. Don't talk back. How's that going? Y yak. Don't talk back. Summertime's back. That's what that's, I've heard that. What? Yucky yak. So what planet are you from? I heard a commercial or something like that. YY yak sometimes. Talk back. Yeah, that's the song. Oh. Summertime Back.'cause that's a damn car commercial from I told you I heard it. Shit. What you saying? That's what I remember. The car commercial. Not not school. I'm just saying that crazy ass shit, dude. Crazy shit. I mean, I don't understand. Me neither. Any hoozy, boozy. Can I pause this? If you do, then you're gonna have to fix it. So good luck with that. What do you need to pause it for? I need a new drink. Let's, let's just go get drunk. Well, it's been fun people. I hope you enjoyed today. Look how fast. Okay guys. See y'all later. I'm had a really rough week. I'm not gonna lie to y'all, okay? Got some shit going on in my life. Yes. If you don't know, you don't know and you won't know. Okay? But if you do know, but if you do, you know, you know, feel for your boo. Okay. I need a little bit of prayers over here. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. It's gonna be a rough 30 days. In that note, thanks for joining us. Thanks guys. Thanks for watching. Don't forget to follow, like, share, subscribe. We've enjoyed it. Go have a drink on us. Yay. Talk to you later. Bye. Bye. Who's this bitch? You want me to be honest? They're like, damn, it's only gonna get better. It'll only get, it can only get better. Oh, bougie. If you like it, you like it, you love it. You love it, you don't. Bye. Who gave us the mic? What idiot gave us the mic? So your mother called you fat. Okay. I know now you did it. I love flip the cup. You're welcome. Thank you. Damn right. You're welcome. Damn right. Hey, everyone knows the rules. Well, we're trying to save some lives, save some eyes. Well, then it's too late to turn back. Is it well? Honestly, probably too late. You're addicted. Setting me up to fail is pretty much what she's doing. No lies. God damn it. Okay, so that's getting edited. Bye. I mean, I must be perfect because yeah. Hit us up on TikTok. Yes, Facebook, Instagram, follow us. Hot takes are coming. Like hot cakes. Hot takes hot cakes. She hungry.