Thanksgiving Traditions, Skinny Dipping, and Drunken Shenanigans

Thanksgiving Traditions, Skinny Dipping, and Drunken Shenanigans | If You Want Me to Be Honest Podcast

Join hosts Cindy and April, along with their special guest Brina, on a raucous episode of 'If You Want Me to Be Honest' as they dive into everything from holiday traditions to hilarious personal confessions. From mixing cocktails and debating the merits of skinny dipping to sharing wild family stories and Thanksgiving plans, this episode is packed with laughter and unfiltered honesty. Tune in to hear the trio's candid thoughts on friendship, family, and fun. Warning: this episode contains mature content and explicit language.

00:00 Introduction to the Podcast

00:50 Meet the Hosts and Guest

01:14 Cocktail Time with Brina

04:06 Family Dynamics and Traditions

10:26 Thanksgiving and Holiday Plans

13:13 Holiday Traditions and Personal Preferences

18:42 Thanksgiving Preparations

19:01 Birthday Plans and Work Rants

19:51 Graduation and Family Dynamics

21:08 Cruise Plans and Relationship Trust

24:19 Generational Differences and Social Norms

26:17 Skinny Dipping and Scandalous Stories

35:08 Concluding Thoughts and Farewells

Transcript

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Welcome to If You Want Me to Be Honest—the podcast that's all about real talk colliding with everyday absurdity! We're talking witty banter, random observations, and conversations about absolutely everything and nothing at the same time. It's basically the Seinfeld of podcasts, minus the reruns!

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Hi guys. We're back. If you got 10 baby daddies. Whoops. Sorry, he ain't my daddy. I feel like I'm getting set up again. That's rude. You need therapy? No. Who's this bitch? If you like it, you like it, you love it. You love it, you don't. Bye. Hey guys. Welcome back to, if You Want Me to Be Honest, my name is Cindy. I'm April. And we're here with Brina. Bri's, our first guest. Welcome. How are I'm good. I feel special. You are special. Special. Something You special. She's special. All. So first, what in the Lord's Eyes? Cocktails. All right. So today is good. Sabrina's favorite is, she can wait for this. It's the only reason we could get her on the podcast, just so y'all know. But Scott named this. Mm-hmm. Show everybody. Don't wait. We gotta blow, blow, blow, blow. Gonna show you how to stir. We're stir stirring our bruise. Wait, what? Like you're 12. You stir up five. Okay. All right, perfect. All right. Did Brina blew in tape. Okay. Y'all ready? Mm. All right. Mm. What you think that's like, um, peachy? Mm-hmm. I like it. It is, it's almost peach. What type of alcohol is in it? Peach. Oh. It's all sorts of shit. Mm. So it's supposedly called for those of you that wanna follow along Gilligan's Island. Hmm. Scott called it. Fucking Yulch's Island. Yulch's Island. But I can see why it's Gilligan's Island, because it's peachy. It's like refreshing. It's fruity. Just like I like this. This is one of my favorites. Okay. You like it? Mm-hmm. Is it too sugar? You like it? Is it too sugary for you? Um, I don't know, but she doesn't drink. It's got alcohol. She, I don't know, but I'm gonna drink it. We've had a few of those. I like him Situations. By the first one down, you'll be ready for the second one. Oh, yeah. She'll be done before us. By the way. I rather just do shots. These are big Ches. That's a baby Ulch, that's why. Yeah, we gave that to her. She says she'd rather do shots. Sh everybody, and we're entertaining as it is. Yeah, you're so rude. You don't come on our podcast and say, you need entertained. I got my nose is itching. You know why? You know what they say? You're either gonna kiss a fool or you gonna fight. Which is it? Bitch, y'all gonna talk shit about my podcast and your mama's podcast. Okay. Anyway. Anyway, so this is the Brina that the famous Abel talk so bad about. That's a lie. And she would never know though. Yeah, because she's never watched. Yep. She wanted to drink the cocktail right away and we said, you can't do that. She's learning. She'll learn. That's okay. This is good though. Wait, I'm not liking. Can, can I get a, a check on the, I don't like the striping on her face. She likes it. Really? I like it. It's like lighting. If I, if I, you know, the lighting's good, but don't lean up because then Yeah, there you go. Don't lean up. Okay. Back. I'll stay back. Mm-hmm. This is why she's fully dressed. Yeah. So, okay.'cause we don't allow y'all to see the business because she'd be showing that she's too cute for you people. Hopefully we get a couple extra viewers about my bathing suits on the podcast. Oh no. Oh, probably never. I'm sure that would be a good one. You wanna talk what? What you wanna talk about now? You just tried some new ones on. No, I would just, I would just say that like. You're crazy. Like I was just wondering if you've talked about like, oh, we've talked about mom's issues. Yes. Like I get my sheen packages and she looks through them. Yeah. And I'm thinking that you should go ahead and lend your mom since we're going on the cruises. They be devoured what dad say? It'd be chew, chewing'em up. I don't know what he's chew up. Be eating. Yeah. Brianna's. She wears bad bathing suits bad. No, I don't. I don't. They're normal for your age. Yeah. No, they're not normal for any age. Let's be honest, this is why you should have been my child. But we, we compromise when she shows me her cart before she buys everything. That's what I'm saying. Like, isn't that ridiculous? I'm almost 22 years old paying rent on my house and they're, they're asking for my cart before I've been, I've been waiting to get some shit off my chest. So thank you. You're welcome. And just, here it is. You all know this is. Is considered a normal conversation to them. Oh yes. This is not arguing. Oh no. I know. Everyone thinks we need each other. It's therapy. They think we argue so much when we talk and it's not. It's not. And as we've said before on here, our podcast is technically therapy for people. Right. Yeah. This is a way for you to get out. Well, maybe Brina shouldn't be getting out all over our frustrations on me anyway. She shows me her cards. Then we compromised. There was a couple dresses that I said, no way, but she, she gets stubborn with some of them bathing suits though. Okay, hold on. I can't help but laugh. What do you'cause is I don't like Brina being here for this part. Well then you hugging me if you want me to be honest. I know what you're doing. You drinking, this is where this show and the name and the title of it started. I should have started drinking two hours ago, dealing with you two. Well, when she would say something about this kind of situation, she would say, oh, leave her alone. No, I would never do that. You're my best friend. I've always got your back. This is why Gabby's my favorite. Look at her. I know. Just so you know, she calls Gabby on here, moley. If you ever watched an episode, you'd see how much she loves because she survived in anybody. The in the jungle. With the jungle. This is what she tells me and I'm not allowed. We gonna get some shit off our chest today, Brina. Oh, you done fucked up. Anyway. She won't give up on the bathing suits. And that's annoying. But I, this is the thing, okay. You can wear the maiden suits wherever. Not not when you in front of around me, which I disagree. She don't like it. I somewhat agree. And I'll tell you why. Because what are you looking? It's not that, it's not that Brina, it's, I'm with my friends or my family. It's just disrespectful and it's, it's weird. I don't like it. Lemme be the therapist for a minute. Help me, help me. Let me be the therapist. Okay? I am just going to give you an, an example, you know how. Sometimes you say the way she talks or acts, especially when she gets drunk, is embarrassing to you. Yeah.'cause she, okay. I'm trying to think you're how to word this? You're welcome. No, you're welcome. It's like, because I drunk off because I'm a mental problem. Likey. Your baby suits are trashy to me. No, I Kim Kardashian. You think she's trashy wearing the bath suit? She is. But you're making Kim Kardashian money. You know what? Y'all can wear what you want because finish, I like You're buying my whole house. You're paying for vacation. I still wouldn't like it. You could do it though. You could make Kim Kardashian money. You just gotta release a tape. Oh my God. Not because if you, you guys are, I mean, if you ever do get famous, y'all are gonna get canceled. If from what? From what? Kim? Kim Kardashian. She fuck that bitch. I ain't scared all of Hollywood. Okay, well, well that's the difference. Maybe she can give us a leg up then. Yeah, well she put a leg or two up. Oh. Just saying. Anyway. She's so nervous If I ever become famous, don't these two, I don't know them. Wow. Remember what you said in the car. Oh wow. Wow. If she becomes famous, we won't be on this'cause we'll be rich too. We won't need, yeah, we'll be living in our manion. Can you hurry that up though?'cause I'm getting older. Told you to marry Richie. Don't listen. Mm mm The next, anyway. Any who? Reina's face. What we, she's like, I hate you two. Keep drinking. You'll be right. I told you, you should have started me out with like a shot. This is the thing. Shot, shot, shot, shot. Everybody. She, um. Gets very talky when she's drinking. Yeah, she, she'll come in and outta the room a hundred times. You know your mom, mom and I do sometimes, you know what we do sometimes we chase, we let's race each other. Let's, no, the rattling bong. Oh no, there's a song. There's a song. Okay. Ready April Go. I can't put put the song on. No, sing it. What? Oh, she, I love drinking with April.'cause Wait, don't drink yet. You have to wait. I love drinking with April.'cause April is my mate. I love drinking with April. She gets it down in eight. 7, 6, 5, 4, 4, 3, 2, 1, 1. Oh my God. You gotta drink it all. When you do that, you gotta, you're supposed to finish it by eight. I I, well, that's a lot. I mean, first of all, you counted a second too quick for me. Fine. A real second. Okay. Go a little slower on the camera. No, I mean, okay. Wait. I love drinking with Cindy,'cause Cindy is my mate. I love drinking with Cindy. She gets it down in 8, 7, 6, 5, 4 3. Two, one. Woo. God, that barely look up mine filled back up. Just so you know it. It goes back up, I think.'cause of the ice. Why does it look? I feel like Ready. I don't know the song. I'm not a good chugger, not bitch. I got a memory like an elephant. Yeah. Ready, set, go. I love drinking with Brina. I love Brina. She sucks it down in 8, 7, 6, 5. 4, 3, 2, 1. You guys suck at chugging, dude. I really do. No. Doesn't it feel like you drink a lot and it's not a lot, it's just this, I don't know, but I'm buzzed as shit. Now what? Don't, I've been dizzy for a couple days. Well maybe already eat that bread again. Oh goodness. Good. We should got her some bread. Mm-hmm. Somebody got some bread. Anyway, so, um, speaking of bread, Thanksgiving, right? Yes. I can't wait, bitch. Yeah. I love Thanksgiving plus I'm going to Vegas right after Brina. Don't love it. I hate Thanksgiving. Okay. Do you see the face? Now? Tell me why She on Thanksgiving. Here we go. This is the part that you might have to cut out. Let me get my fucking comfy seat. Come here. Wait. She Okay. You can't just ask what is this? I feel left out. No. Okay. I am just very different, I feel like, than the rest of my family. She like, because they're, I want tradition. Tradition. I want us all dressed up. I want us to all like. Not get too wasted, like, I don't know. Don't, okay. First of all, not get too wasted, crystal, they come with bottles. Yeah, but we don't get wasted. We have drinks like get calcium, bring a glass of wine. Nobody, I don't drink wine. Oh. Then I can't come to your, I like, I mean, I'm drinking a bottle. Yeah. I don't bottle, I mean, I'm not drinking a whole bottle. What does it matter? Well, I mean, we're bringing Malibu or Amaretto or you know, some classiness to it, but. Just saying. Well, she likes tradition like we're starting this year. Everybody's dressing up for her and decorating everybody, decorating for her. And we all, I want us all to pray. Well, most of us will pray, and if they don't, the thing is, is at least least you did it and attempt it, you, your brother and dad are gonna sit at the fancy table and we're gonna pray. And the rest of family's at that shit ass table rest are outside. Well, sorry. Mm. She, so she likes tradition. I'm feeling a little buzz too. Got you. What did Scott put in this? He really missed shit. That's why I'm feeling more's going there. See, all of a sudden. Yep. And you know what that is? Your blood pressure's going up'cause you're thinking about things giving what your family and you're like, oh Lord, help me. Yeah, well see. I love Thanksgiving with my family. Thank God my boyfriend isn't coming this year. Like that is my embarrassing, biggest. Fear of my life. The biggest fear, I lie. Yeah. It love, listen, see, this is the part. You're gonna have to cut out people together. No, he has to accept your family just as much as you accept your fa you know his family. Yeah, yeah. Even if your family is, his family is more of what I would like. They have traditional, traditional, very like. But that's why you started. If you want it, you start. I know I have to move in and get married first before and have kids. Okay. Not a conversation this bitch wanted have. You can see the light in your face. No, you can see it in all of it. There you go. Well, this is the thing that I like to say. Here it goes. Cindy Huffin and Puffin. But if you want me to be honest, okay. Every family has different styles or traditions or like for some pe like for my family, or at least like me, Kim, we're at the age because we've always done the dress up and the decorate. Not that we don't still decorate, um, but we love Christmas morning. Like we do Christmas dinner at Kim's house. Okay? And so the first thing we do is everybody comes in their pajamas to Kim. And we party. Boy, it is beer pong. It's shots, it'ss games. That's cute though. It's that you have the tradition of the pajamas, like I'm not saying it has to be. Yes. And then we have to get dressed later. That's another thing if you want, but we stopped some of that. Too much dressing up just because it got to the point that it's like, yeah, you're killing your, when it's at your house, you'll see. You know what I mean? Because then you're, and especially when you have kids, I'm not doing stuff like that. Yeah. But No, I know. But you get tired of, you're killing yourself with all this food and cleaning the house and then to get dressed up hard. It's nice to, hard to, um, your family at least swaps houses. Right? Like you'll do it. Christina will do it. Lisa will do it, but not That's good too. We all bring the food. We all bring food. Right. Right. Not everybody. A little easier stuff. Yeah. Um, another thing that I wish we did was a Christmas Eve dinner with all of my family. Yes. Like a nice dressed up. Yes. That would be really cool. Just like all your family, like me, you and dad and brother. What do you, yeah, well like see, my thing is like when I think of like what should be for me in my eyes, Thanksgiving and Christmas would be like your family and Ariana's family. Right? So that feels like family to me. Right? And Chris and Sam, of course. Yeah. Well, no, you, this is the thing. She comes from such a large family, I mean, 11. Children, let's be real. Yeah. But they don't wanna show up. No, but that's what I'm saying. That's, you say that because everybody have their own, we're always me and Ariana always around and Yeah. Yeah. They too have their very large families individually. Yeah. So that's kind of why we're always there. Yeah. Um, and it's also different dynamics in that aspect. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. But it, I get what you're saying, but that's why. You love his family. Mm-hmm. In that aspect, because he has such a large family and it's nieces, nephews. Mm-hmm. You know what I mean? Aunt, aunts, uncles. But back day, that's how it was for us. But now just don't remember everybody. Yeah. She doesn't, everybody has their own family, remember, have their own in-laws. It kinda separates a little bit. Yeah. I don't that's what it is. You remember it, but that's what you're saying. It's the tradition of, so your tradition is more relaxed though. So if you want that more, like you said, they're trying it this year, which is great. They're gonna do some decorations they did suggested, which is good. Yeah. Yeah. They did a bunch, which is great. You saw them. You know what I would do? I showed you pictures of it. Was I drunk? Okay. I don't remember that. Okay. I would suggest, what I would do is I would go in there drunk. Oh, bring a bottle, bitch. Roll up in there. No, I, I always have to go drunk. Yeah. But that's a good thing. You always bring her your 22. Okay, so let's move on. I was drinking even. Really not underage. We don't. We do not. Condo that. Stop kidding me. We do not allow, like, look, you don't remember me showing you these pictures? I don't at all. You were drunk. I must have been. Wow. Brina. I mean, she got the FST pumpkin. She could. I think they're the coolest. Lemme see that shit. Shit. I can't, I can't deal with her. They look like I'll, if you want me to be Sam, Sam got them for you and I love them. Well that explains it. Sam got the chicken too. It's, I think it's cute. I love, love them. I 34. What's for dinner tonight? Oh, the, exactly what the hell at, he said for lunch. See, he got that, that one. And, oh, that's the gorge. Okay. Show it. Yes. I like that one. You're gonna have to show it. I like it though. I don't, but it is some craziness. Look at those crazy Gords. I love how they grow like that. I, I do too. All right. Put your phone down. Relax. You might have just showed somebody's phone number. Oh, I did. Well, dang. So I, well, you told me to show it. I mean, I have taught you before anyway, show the pictures is Thursday, three days away. Yeah. Shh. Three days. Three days. Three days. Yay. And then stink. Arin, aa. It's her birthday. Next Monday. Yay. Yay. We haven't figured out what we're doing yet, but hey, we'll, we'll figure something out. We'll,'cause last year I was sick and hard. We're, and then we're gone for the cruise. We'll see, I have shit birthdays every year, so I'm sure there'll be shit this year too. Oh, she says every year. I do. I cry every year on my birthday. Bring. I do. It's okay. Kim cries every Christmas. That's fine. She does. Yeah. Yeah. It's fine. Kim will tell you. Oh my goodness. Well, yeah, so holidays in Florida for some people are just very d you know, you don't have the snow and the change of weather and the leaves. Yeah. Yeah. Now when it's cold and you know, Paul's home and it's more, it feels like it. She is like that too. Kim likes family and tradition. Mm-hmm. That's why I say everybody's different. Mm-hmm. When it comes to how they want to celebrate. Especially shit nowadays at this age. I don't give two shits, dude. Like, bring me a Turkey sandwich. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, that's true. I I, I'll get in my pajamas. Mm. Turkey. I gotta make that ham, the green beans and the corn, because if I don't make veggies, there won't be none. You know what I gotta make? Huh? Not a damn thing, bitch. Because Scott, because my man's cooking it. Mm-hmm. Scott does it all. What's new? What's new, but No. And then we'll go. Then it's Sabrina's birthday. Mm-hmm. Which is next Monday, then Friday after her birthday. Well your birthday is Monday through. Yep. So we'll just after party. Like a rockstar on Monday. I, yeah. And she works Tuesday. So do I. Okay. You people gotta learn to stop working. Like quit being baby back bitches. No. Party. She goes in with 30 kids can rally. Okay. She'd probably be a lot better off if she was drunk. They'd be screaming and yelling, wake up, do a shot, take care of them kids. Oh my God. Yeah. I'll tell you, they get fired. They wouldn't even know. Trust me, I would never do that, by the way. No shit. In case anyone, we, no, you don't have to worry about that. Remember, we don't have anybody who watches us. We're not famous. It's okay. It's okay. So then Bri's birthday, then the crew. Then Bri's graduation, then Christmas Bri's graduation. I graduate December 12th. You know this, it's a Friday. Get your life together. Oh yeah. I have it marked on my calendar. Mm-hmm. Are you coming? We're going early. Going to go. Would you be graduating without me? No. I would say very large influence in your life. You didn't From my high school graduation. Yeah, she did. Her and Gabby joking. Did you didn't? I sat with all your, at the end. They had to go Ion came too though, right? Was it? No. Ion did. Ion. Oh yes. Arianne and Jordan. Some of us didn't get invited to lunch after dinner after we didn't go. That's okay. To lunch or dinner after? Did I? I don't remember. I was so high every day. Senior year. I can't remember anything. So the truth comes. Okay. Why did we ask her to be on? What is the topic of this podcast? Just curious. Today it was Thanksgiving and Family Tradition. Yeah. Well that got screwed up. I was just like, why do you drink? Why do you roll? Smoke. Smoke to get high. Anyway, this is the shirt. What if I'm the problem? You might be the reason. You might be the reason. Yep. That's my theme song. Anyway. I got a funny story about the cruise. No. Oh, by the way, last podcast, I said it might not be going. I'm going, she's going, I'm going bitches. Um, so the crews, uh, I'm leaving my husband, right? Mm-hmm. And that's not a normal thing. Okay? It's a good thing though, just saying. So I told him that when I leave, I'm gonna put the blink camera in the room. Yeah, staying in the BA bathroom so I can see what is going on. Right. How long is he spending there? I'll literally be there. Don't mean nothing. You work, don't you? He better get his ass up and go to work too. What if he has that day off? No male lady all a sudden shows up and got a package to deliver inside through the front and ain't seeing them coming in. Only too. She's trying to make sure you're going on a cruise. You're probably the one gonna cheat. Do you even know how psychotic? My God. She's just. Hold on. I Hold on. This is kind of like the conversation in the car. Why her in there? Wow. I would never, your mother would ever, ever, I don't think my father would either. Oh, really? He's such a, is a man a sweet man? Oh my. Wow. You're lying now. Must think he watches your shit. Just so y'all know. He don't. Oh gosh. Okay. She don't. He don't. The baby did. The big baby don't neither. He runs the house. I gotta kiss his ass. He runs the house. He does tell you what? He said something to you the other morning. What'd he say? He said he wants to make sure that we know he's the king. Oh yeah. So he said, he said to Brina and me. He said, okay. No, he was really talking to Brina. Yeah. So she knows her place in the household. Okay. Not the boss. Right. He says, Brina, I just wanted to teach, teach you something. Okay? Mm-hmm. When you're in my house, I'm the king. Your mom's the queen. You're the princess. That means, what I say goes, and I said, hold on, hold on a minute. And I was like, did he just say he's the king? And Brina said, yeah. He said, he's the king. He said, you're the princess. I rule. And when I'm not around the queen rules, that's, I like it. No, he said, how did he say it? He said something like, he's the king. You said, all right, but what about me? And he goes. You listen to the king. Oh yeah, he did say that. That's what he did. He did say that. He did say that. Well, we all know that's a lie. Just so you know. Brina, she dropping stuff. Sorry. Oh my God, I'm so sorry. It's an orange deal. Um, so anyway, that was funny. Oh, it's always comical. He was trying to teach her like, you're in my house. I'm the boss. Right. Because she how you're gonna have to teach your children. I hopefully I'm not gonna have to boss around my 22-year-old daughter. But who knows? You will. Why is yours lighter than mine? Oh, you're already tired. She got, I mean, she drink, have drink. She's done. Look at mine. Mine's lighter than both of yours. Mine's more peachy. He's trying to get you drunk. Mm-hmm. Mine's peachy. Peachy keen, peachy, keen. Anyway, so I did say I am putting the camera in the room in the bathroom. You better not do that. That's weird. No, I don't think it's weird at all, is it? I think it's fucking hilarious. Speaking of weird, I'm gonna take control of this podcast for a second. Oh, listen, this is her last one. So we were at lunch today. When I go on vacation, oh, look at that. It's been 30 minutes. I say goodbye everybody. No, I'm just kidding. Go ahead. Go. You tell the story. I just wish there was like comments. That way I can get immediate feedback, but whatever. It's a fine. They said that they're going on a cruises or best friends of like what, 40 years? 40. Wow. You just aged 20 years. 35. 35. 35 years. And. April was like, well, we need to get you a robe because what are you gonna do when you're outta the shower? Have a robe. That's what you do. No, I see. My friends change. We change your, we change. Change. Y'all are weird. Your butting up. I've showered with my friends. Brina, that means you're a little, no, I gotta take this over. Thank you. Two seconds. It's not weird. Your age group also doesn't know how many real genders there are. Okay. My friends have, you all have five different sexualities? No, not me. Okay. I'm just saying she get butt naked right in front of me talking like, not like it. And all her friends, they all, we all get dressed, just take off the brawl. Just, and I'm like, okay, this is a little weird. So you've never seen the April's boobs? No. What the fuck? I think it's weird that you haven't what? First of all, even if I had to have somebody check my booby. Yeah. Okay. It wouldn't be her. I wouldn't be like, Hey bitch, look at this. You, that's normal. Something. Look at you. Fucking look at this. She would, you guys might not think it's funny. Actually, you, sorry you, it's weird. Oh, you had somebody look at. No, no. Hopefully not your main. I was gonna tell you something. Me and my best friend used to do, but I won't, I won't go there. Go ahead. Story times. No, please don't. No, it's not like that. It's not like with listen. Listen, do. It's, let's do that. Okay. Um, oh look, squirrel. So you know how in high, oh, in high school. Girls used to send booty pics. Yes. Not like of bare ass, but like with underwear. Just like a booty pic because I did that bitch. We were doing that back in the nineties with a Polaroid. We never did that. I mailed them to my boyfriend, back to each other and be like, does this look good? Like, can tell me how to improve it. I see that of our ass pictures. I could see that be like, so should, can I send it or should I like take a different angle and I think, wait a minute, you sent butt pics to boys and, and like yeah. Okay, girls, just so you know, don't do it. Not only that exposed, you gotta be careful who you're sending that to because revenge, right? Revenge porn is not a jug. It wasn't porn. No. That's what they consider it and that's what it's cla. It's, I'm not saying it's porn, it's what you see. That's what they call that. That's what they call those pics that are like that, and the guy then turns around and posts it all. Or like if a dude sends a dick pic, I am loving the face. I'm just gonna say you have. My blood pressure is really high. Really? You see my face is red. This is why we're supposed to be doing an episode with Gabby and you. No, this is the last fucking episode we do at Brina. Enjoy this one, bitch.'cause you're done. She's fired. Okay. Well, I mean, good thing we're not paying her. How many boys did you send a butt pick to? You're a whore. I'm a thing. Don't call me a whore. You can't say that. Not on my podcast. Not in this day and age. Or not in this day and age. She's a floozy. Like for me. You had a boy. She downsized that chime story. No, no. I'm just telling you. Had a boyfriend listen. Yeah, to my boyfriend, to the other boyfriend I had. So you had two in high school? The boy I was talking to. Yeah. I'd say like four. Yeah, that math works for me and girl math. That actually equals zero. Hallelujah. I'm not sure if you could hear that. That was a very loud sigh. It felt good to release that, didn't it? Because you technically, if you didn't, it was gonna be a choke hold. All of a sudden, this turns into wwe. Anyway. I love those stories. Thank you, Brina, for having me so much. Thank you for coming on this show. Happy Thanksgiving. Yeah, as we go off air this bitch, it's okay. Oh, please don't cut that part out though. That would be funny. I don't cut anything, just so you know. Oh, right, Cindy. Yeah. And he's like, fuck the one time bitch. Hey, listen, the way I see things is, we said this a long time ago. Tell me, help me. You like it, you like it. You don't. You don't. If you don't fuck yourself, oh, you mean on the podcast? And they don't like it. Sometimes we say some shit that people might get offended or hurt by. We ain't here for all that. I, I'm just doing trauma right now. I'm just trying to get through Well, I'm trying to take your mind off that trauma. Okay, got you. That's my be, you know, I'm trying, you right, let's, so April's gonna to get me a robe? Yes. Because we don't get undressed in front of you. Is she of all digging in my glass right now. Digging, digging. She digging with her dirty ass hands. With her dirty adjustments. The, the bathroom. They're clean. This is the thing that makes it even better. Okay. First I'll mention, I'll mention it. No, go. What were you guys name? We're getting a row. We're getting a row. Because the bathrooms on the cruise are so small. Small, God forbid, they see each other's titties. So when we take a shower, I don't wanna, I, first of all, I don't wanna see any titties. My own titties. Yeah, nobody's looking at, okay. Really? No. Why would you look at your titties? Okay. I can't. I got mama, mama, mama. This, this, this is reality. This is how, this is like the older generation, how younger people. No, which is weird because you watch Vander Pump rules, they go skinny dipping naked together all the time. We're not going do it. I would love that. Cindy. Hey, let's go to, you wanna go to the beach and go skinny dipping at night? Yeah. Nobody does that. I've done that before with all my friends at five. I go, you. Okay. I'm loving this episode even more. You're welcome. Hold on Scott. I'm gonna need another drink. You've never gone skinny dipping with your friends. I've never went skinny dipping anywhere. This is not only gonna be but first cocktails. It's now gonna be but last cocktails. And you know what the problem is? We can't even have Gabby on here next time to get back at you because she was a good child. Literal, like, good, I'm not good. You went and ski, like took off all your clothes on the, you were scandalous. Yeah, we all brought towels. At what age? Like 17, 18. Okay. I'm gonna tell you something. So y'all, I do know some stories about my daughter. Yeah. The water was like bioluminescent too, like at night night. We don't fucking own acid. No, not I swear moving colors. Oh, that's what water does. No. It was like I was a short Robert. Hit your blowing right on your ass. Yeah. Got your ass. Yeah. Look at the moon in the water. What the, and for real. So you, so you guys carried the towels down, dropped them, and jumped in. How many of you and who was out there watching? I don't know. There was cars parked out there because I do it all the time. Not many though. Not that many. It was like a group of six of us. Top of the course not. And all the cars parked watching you, all the guys and girls and whoever's in the car, she doesn't show now. And see now I just need y'all to know something. Mm. This coming from the girl that said if we were dead road and almost homeless, okay. That she wouldn't allow Cindy to be only. Oh me. Feet pitch. No feet pitch for me. Well, you can't sell your body if somebody is like you showing it for free. What? They put something in somebody that was like an experience. I wouldn't walk around naked and just be like, look, it's free. Like why not? We're just talking about some feet. If you want a little, I'm just no on my feet. Who cares? You don't sell your body. We're not, your feet are part of your body. Well, yeah. I mean, if they wanna see these hooks on pedicured. Some corns and some bunions. I'm just saying if you gonna pay for that, it's a skinny sauce. Yeah, we can dip'em in whatever you want. You want me to stir your teeth? I'm just saying I don't see the problem, but you're fine. Skinny dipping out there for anybody to, I'm afraid of shit that could be out there about me.'cause when I was young, this is why I said probably my child. This is why she's your child In Gabby's mind. It's true. I'm sorry. Because Gabby wouldn't do these things. I sent booty pics. I've skinny dip with friends. Never sent a booty pic or skinny dipped with friends. When you were young, when you were 15. Never. First of all, when I was young, we didn't have phones like that. We didn't do that. It was Polaroids. I never, we go deliver. I might be too much. I, I was in Connecticut, I lived in Connecticut. I mail that shit. No, I've never skinny dipped in my life. This is why I was sent to Connecticut. Bitch a dad or. So never, you would never send dad like a scandalous picture? No. Have you ever sent Mark a scandalous text? Like a sexual kind of No. You're lying. You've never said, babe, when you get home, I can't wait. Nap Morgan. Ask your dad. I swear on I can't wait Everything. I did not never have. You don't want to know for sure, but I promise you I'm not, I would like to know. I wouldn't have to. I, I'm telling you the truth. I'm gonna text Mark right now. Has the amber and he's never done it to you? Nope. What? They're weird. April maybe like there's something wrong with y'all. Little baby. Jesus. Y'all need them. Y'all need a more, it's your husband. It doesn't matter. I ain't doing all that. I'm tired. You can send. Can't wait for you to take this off. She's already got a headache right now. Just. Now, you know. Now you know Norena. No, I haven't. You gotta remember. I'm boring. You gotta remember, we've been together so long too. Yeah. It's amazing that we've lasted. All my shit was pre Scott. Once I got with Scott, I settled down. I was like, okay, let's be calm it down. April. I feel like you sent Scott texts like that, or you have I have, yeah. In our relationship. Mm-hmm. I've done some scandalous shit to him. To him, to you. I mean, the man was on the road. You gotta do what you gotta do. I had, I had to make sure that when he was down south, he wasn't visiting those, uh, massage parlors. You know, I'm just saying. You do what you gotta do. That was a great talk. Okay. I've had the best podcast I've ever, she trying to shut this shit down. We gotta go. Truth is, drinks are done. Yep. We appreciate y'all tuning in. Definitely comment on Bri's Shit. Do you all get naked? In front of your friends, I need to know if you men are out there helicoptering each other. Do you take in front of your friends and boyfriends? It's weird. It's strange. And trust me, nobody would come in the fucking bathroom with me. Okay. We've talked about this before. I'm a strong believer that every fart and every shit stinks. So I don't know why y'all are sharing fucking bathrooms together. Yeah. Oh, that's weird. But thank you for joining us, Brina. Thank you, Brina. I'm so glad you it was so much. I can't wait. I'm so glad you all got an insight into my fucking world. Bye guys. Um, happy Thanksgiving. Happy Thanksgiving. Who's this bitch? You want me to be honest? They're like, damn, it's only gonna get better. It'll only get, it can only get better. Oh, bougie. If you like it, you like it, you love it. You love it, you don't. Bye. Who gave us the mic? What idiot gave us the mic? So your mother called you fat. Okay. I know now you did it. I love flip the cup. You're welcome. Thank you. Damn right. You're welcome. Damn right. Hey, everyone knows the rules. Well, we're trying to save some lives, save some eyes. Well, then it's too late to turn back. Is it well? Honestly, probably too late. You're addicted. Setting me up to fail is pretty much what she's doing. No lies. God damn it. Okay, so that's getting edited. Bye. I mean, I must be perfect because yeah. Hit us up on TikTok. Yes, Facebook, Instagram, follow us. Hot takes are coming. Like hot cakes. Hot takes hot cakes. She hungry.